DIARY OF A MAD HOUSEWIFE

 

M.R.S. 1948

B.A. 1949 TEMPLE UNIVERSITY

Mother Emeritus:

Jane 1951, Elizabeth, 1955, Louise 1958

Honorary Doctor in Microeconomics: 1970

Honorary Doctor in Macroeconomics: 1975 (gold credit card awarded)

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WORK EXPERIENCE:


 

Frendly Chauffeur Service 1954-1975

Unlimited transportation in New Jersey

CARING CATERING SERVICE 1954-1982

Meals and snacks served at any hour of the day or ight

P.T.A.Council 1957-1967

PROFESSIONAL CLASSROOM MOTHER 1957-1967

Related travel included:

HOMEWORK AND CREATIVE WRITING CONSULTANT 1957-1976

Winner of the best eighth grade poem award

 

EXPLORATION OF THE PSYCHE

The Word According to Dr. Freud.

 

PATTYCAKES

Founder, sole owner,administrator, and employee of enterprise with the world's largest non paying clientele


EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES


BRIDGE

Whenever I could find three other Bridge players

 

NEEDLEPOINT

Only when not sleeping

 

HOSTESS PAR EXCELLANCE

4th,5th,6th,7th,8th, and 9th grade picnics, the last made notable by the attendance of the town First Aid Squad

 

Open house for 640 high school graduate celebrants, starring the local Police Department. 1969

 

Open house college graduation party featuring the consumption of three kegs of beer and 36 pizzas, 1977

 

Sunday afternoon Bacchanalias at Buchbinder, Bath, and Bridge Club 1970-1985

 


PURCHASE OF FIRST COMPUTER 1990


 

And since then I've been a mad computer user. No more bachanalian events, and computer cookies only.


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