A RESUMÉ  OF CYNICAL QUOTES BY WOMEN

"If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament"

"An Archeologist is the best husband any woman can have:the older she gets, the more interested he is in her"

"It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows"

"Marriage is a great institution but I'm not ready for an institution yet"

"Women prefer men who have something tender about them---especially the legal kind"

"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"

"A woman must have money and a room of her own"

"Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth"

"The way to keep children is to make home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires"

"Never eat more than you can lift"

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about anyone, come sit here next to me"