Barts Bottom 20 Lisas Saxiphone Vegetable that don't fly well off your spoon Wrinkled old grown ups The cheap lousy prizes they give away in boxes of Frosted Krusty Flakes Having nightmares that i'm a chip off the old block Being caught red handed The hardened crust on top of Moms casseroles The gooey stuff under the hardened crust on top of moms casseroles Principal Skinners special file on me The "No drawing on the wall" rule The fact that Otto never lets me drive the school bus Creamed corn Parents that have signatures that are really hard to forge Accidentally feeling gum underneath a restaurant table Sucking on your pen in school and getting a mouth full of ink Namby-pamby G-rated movies Dads snooring which you can hear through the wall even with a pillow over your head Stories with morals at the end Cartoons with no fun, violence and pain Cartoons where they run past the same table and lamp a zillion times