Bartmans Bottom 20 Bullies with Mega-Strength superpowers Parents who tell their friends about your "cute little costume" School nights Learning the hard way that Man was not meant to fly Sidekicks that cant stay up past 9 o'clock Using allowance to pay off anonymous tipsters Forgetting that mobsters and the mayor drive black limos The fine line between superhero and psycho-vigilante Sliding down the Bartpole in shorts Slick hollywood types that try to exploit your good name The universe imploding on itself and restarting again with subtle changes Chronic cowl-head Having homework to do before going out and bustin' heads Sharpening the giant pencil in the Bartcave Police chiefs that only give you 25 hours to crack the case Houseboy's lactose intolerance Contracting TMJ from all that teeth gritting Psychotic villans that don't use deodorant Bartdog's bout with compulsive tail chasing The Bartcave's persistent mildew