Flanders top 20
  1. Family togetherness nights
  2. My "better Half"..."the ol' ball 'n' chain
  3. Yellow ribbons on Oak trees
  4. My new Lawn begone MX-7 Grass master tractor-mower
  5. Bob Hope specials
  6. Pants with just a skosh more room in the seat and thighs
  7. The impassioned rhetoric of Reverend Lovejoy
  8. Halogen Lighting
  9. Stick-to-itiveness
  10. My new Audiocratic48-disc CD player with fully uncontrollable no-access random play
  11. Yellow ribbons on falgpoles
  12. Natural Law
  13. Waiters who introduce themselves
  14. The Ice Capades
  15. The heavy mixture of politics and religion
  16. Florence Henderson
  17. Cordless Power tools
  18. Traditional American family values
  19. Feelin' groovy
  20. Those new, super tasty low sodium snack foods