with me your host Hans Moleman and yes I am the one who got a football in the groin.
You may be wondering where a certain
Kent Brockman is, well I'll tell you.
The producers of this show wrote to me saying....saying...
uuuh where are my glasses? ooh darn where have I put them.
< voice from the stage crew > Um, Sir,... You're wearing them!
What, oh eh, would you look at that I've been wearing them all this time. Silly me.
So anyway they wrote to me on my morning radio show "Moleman In The Morning" asking me to fill in for Mr. Brockman while he was on his vacation to...to...
Hmm, now where was it, urm, ahha! thats it Switzumberg! Switzumberg heh, thats it.
So here I am broadcasting LIVE to you
(whisper: this is live right?... pt ge ff! It's not!... Why was I not informed..? You didn't have to let me..
< Huhm!! >) Oh... Yes... Live...Um! Here take a look at whats coming up in todays show.
(Door slams, Footsteps heard, Car screaches away!)