It's bad luck to open an umbrella indoors"Lets see... There was the time my bookie showed up, and I didn't have the money, and one a' his boys used an umbrella on me. That got opened indoors, alright, a little too indoors if ya get my drift. If that ain't bad luck, I don't know what is."
If you make a face long enough, it will stay that way "This one's haunted me ever since kindygarten."
Step on a crack, break your mothers back"Unfortunately, this one ain't true. Lord knows I've tried."
A bird in the house is a sign of death"Only if the health inspector shows up, and, of course, he's gonna show up! He always does!"
The number 7 will bring good fortune"Damn right it will. That's why I make sure there's only 7 peanuts in the nut tray, 7 squares a' T.P. in each John, and I charge seven bucks for Margaritas. That ain't bein' cheap, thats to bring you good luck, ya bum."
A broken mirror is seven years bad luck"The bad luck was having 'Free Hammer Night' in the first place."
Thirteen is an unlucky number"Alls I know is, if Barney's had thirteen beers and the bathrooms outta order, there ain't no good luck."
If you eat a Watermelon seed, it will grow into a Watermelon in your stomach"This one ain't true, although I ain't sure about my Pickled Eggs. Lets just say I'm mentioned in a lawsuit."
If a black cat crosses your path, it's bad luck for the rest of the week"This one's true. One day a black cat crossed right in fronta me. That very night, I take me girl friend out for our anniversary, and she breaks up with me. Said I wasn't classy enough! Right there in fronta all my friends at the strip club! Yeah, the cats the only explanation on that one."
Wear the same shirt and it will bring you good luck "Oh, I got a lucky shirt, and if I wear it on a Friday night, I get lucky alright, Real lucky! Heh, Heh, Heh... AAAh, who'm I kidding, I still end up at home on a Friday night watching a scrambled version of a' the Nudie Channel."
"Lets see... There was the time my bookie showed up, and I didn't have the money, and one a' his boys used an umbrella on me. That got opened indoors, alright, a little too indoors if ya get my drift.