Skinners Bottom 20
  1. El barto-whoever you are, I vow someday I will make you pay
  2. Bart Simpson
  3. Underachievers who are pround of it
  4. Knowing I have to endure another 17 years of this living hell before I can take early retirement
  5. Snotty little punks who laugh at me behind my back
  6. T-Shirts with slogans which encourage disrespect for authority
  7. Boom Boxes
  8. Seeing former students go on to achieve great success in the outside world
  9. The fact that the kids have learned my childhood nickname, Spanky
  10. Uppity teachers who think they are more important to this institution than I am
  11. Faculty meetings
  12. Parent-Teacher meetings
  13. Whoever keeps wrighting " I am a weiner" in the dirt on my car
  14. Disorder
  15. Whoever started the vicious rumor that I wear a toupee
  16. Having to change my unlisted phone number 21 times last year
  17. The embarrassment of yet another season for our Junior Pumas Soccer team
  18. Kids who wont snitch on their friends
  19. Mayhem
  20. Stinkbombs