Channel 5 News 

Submitted by my mother:  Weatherperson on the 10:00 evening news stated: It is hot, use your air conditioner. If you don't have one, remember, in the old days everyone survived without an air conditioner. 

7-11, Summit, NJ:

Submitted by Jeremy: There were 2 empty spaces next to each other in front of the 7-11. Two cars headed for the same space. One pulled in. The other car stopped in back of the first car, the driver exited and began yelling at the first driver complaining that the woman had pulled into her space. The first driver pulled out of the space, moved over one and parked her car. The other moron then pulled into the vacated space.

Dunkin Donuts, New Providence, NJ:

I recently visited Dunkin Donuts and ordered a medium tea with nothing in it. In the past when I have asked for tea "black" the clerks add sugar.  This time the clerk handed me a cup with a teabag in it. I asked him why there was no water in the cup and he responded "You wanted nothing in it".

McDonald's, West Orange, NJ:

Ordered two Number 3 value meals. The clerk handed me three Number 2 value meals. When I questioned the order, she showed me the receipt and said "This is what you ordered, it says so right here".