Company Pier That which Bobby Hobbes does not fish off, my friend.
HobbesNet Where all the knowledge that is Bobby Hobbes can be found
Need-To-Know See "Need To Know" (If you needed to know, you'd know.)

Friend Someone who would risk their own lives to save yours.
Psychologist The devil (and a possible date)
Quicksilver The stuff Fawkes sweats
A raise A mythical sign of respect
Gun Modern day broad sword

Quote A profound statement, originated by someone famous (or a heck of a lot smarter than me) used to sum up a particular event in my life.
Aquamama Hot Chrysalis chick with a great set of...uh...lungs. See also: GIRLS I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH.
Arnaud Thorn in my side, dead man walking, a good excuse for bringing back public executions. See also: ARNIE, JERK, SLIME, and (insert swear word here).

Day Interval between when I get my butt kicked
Aw Crap! A situation when you are outnumbered and out of bullets. (Aw is optional)
Hair 1) No touching zone 2) My concern 3 hours out of every day, 6 on the weekends
Vintage The only thing that touches this skin
Partner The guy who's always got your back (even when he needs to know but doesn't)

Nemesis Arnaud, that Swiss Miss motherfuuuCHOO!
Hero Superman, Wonder Woman... my brother Kevin
Friend Someone who won't run when you're eyes turn silver
Freedom Something not to be taken for granted

File Room My love, my life, my passion, my reason for living!
Shut up My cue to cease and desist all actions (See Also: THINGS THE OFFICIAL SHOUTS)
Bobby Hobbes Expendable short man who thinks I'm not as good of an agent as him, even though I have more hair than him and I am smarter than him...yes sir, shutting up now (See Also: ROBERT, DARIEN'S PARTNER, PSYCH FILES #3 through152183476.0394875)

Official Another word for God
Shut up A very unpleasant word
Staple Remover My little helper
Video Games A way for relaxing from a long days at work

Shut up Eberts Phrase the Official says to get me to stop talking
Shoom 1. Going quicksilver (aka invisible). 2. The rush of the quicksilver flowing over one's body
Holy Toledo The perfect phrase to use during a moment of surprise

Chrysalis The reason I can't retire.
Counteragent A very costly expense for something that skinny, mopped-haired thief doesn't really need... oops.. I mean... It’s a cost effective medicine that Darien Fawkes needs regularly to stay alive and do his job serving the government.
Bobby Hobbes The reason I have very little hair left.
Shut up Eberts! Shut up Eberts!

Budget Something the Agency lacks in abundance
Raise A very persistent myth that is continually brought up by one Robert Hobbes
Darien Fawkes Receptacle (see also: LABRAT)

Classified Word used to keep others from asking questions about certain projects. ie: "That is classified information."
Keeper A doctor with special skills that takes care of those involved in classified projects.
Eberts Right hand man who talks too much and is often told to shut up.
Hobbes Short, bald agent that constantly bugs me for a bigger salary.
Fawkes Tall, smart-mouthed agent with "special abilities".
Arnaud De Thiel An arrogant little man who always manages to escape. (See also "De Fohn")
Crysalis A secret organization with an yet to be determined agenda.
Monroe Five-star agent who always goes over my head when she doesn't like what I have to say.

Prick Always little. See also: DARIEN FAWKES.
Darien Fawkes See also: PRICK
Kevin Fawkes An easy mark.
Chrysalis A pain in the brain
Gland Now you see me, now you don't. And don't. And don't.
Bicycle Not easy to ride naked.
Casino A place to make money without trying. Just ask Fawkes.
ABBA For the love of GOD, they're SWEDISH, okay?!

Fawkes, Darien Two-bit thief that is somehow constantly messing up my plans for ultimate financial security and world domination
Fawkes, Kevin Whiny, little scientist that made the mistake of thinking he was smarter than me (See also: People I Killed Because They Got In My Way)
Quicksilver Gland My invention! It's mine! I don't care what either of those da#n Fawkes' told you! Do you hear me?!?! The gland belongs to ME!!!! *insert evil laugh* (See also: Things I'd Kill For, Literally)

Counteragent A highly lucrative means of controlling a gland receptacle. (see also: Quicksilver Madness)
Argument Something that is easily ended with a bullet to the offending man's chest.
Chrysalis A very irritating organization that attempted to double-cross me not too long ago. (see also: People on My Personal Hit List)
Baseball bat Something I am going to have to knock Darien Fawkes over the head with sometime.
Abba The reason Darien Fawkes first suspected I was a fraud -- and they are SWEDISH!
Robert Hobbes Partner to Darien Fawkes, very good at coming up with annoying nicknames.
Kevin Fawkes A scientist, brilliant but misunderstood... oh, wait. That's me. KEVIN was brilliant, but naive. (see also: Gullible Dupe)
Darien Fawkes A man I would very much like to see dead. (see also: People on My Personal Hit List, Annoying Brat, Little Prick)

Fawkes A very annoying person who screws up my plans. (Either Fawkes will do)

The Gland My property
Counteragent My invention. I own the copyright to it
The Official An overly arrogant fool. Wish he'd been there during the assault on the I-Man Project.
Chrysalis Wouldn't let me join them. Jerks.
Cows Surprisingly efficient. Strangely erotic.
People Tools to help me get what I want. Completely disposable.

"Swiss Miss" A nickname which I despise with a great passion
Money Something with which I could not live without
Greed The reason I do the nasty things I do
The Gland I created it and I will do whatever it takes to get it back, regardless of who gets hurt along the way
Darien Fawkes A constant thorn in my side
Eberts A man who is very easy to kidnap and impersonate

Darien Fawkes Irritating little prick
Robert Hobbes Little prick's lunatic sidekick
The Keeper Lovely blonde research scientist who has my property
The Official Pissant pencil-pusher in charge of a zoo he likes to call The Agency
Chrysalis Ultra-selective country club full of self-important sociopaths... the pricks won't let me join!
Brilliant That would be me
Inventive That also would be me
Genius Once again... me
Irritating See: Darien Fawkes
Dead Everyone that gets on my nerves or gets in my way.

Aqua-mama A fun, little experiment that, for some unknown reason, developed a soul (See Also: Dead)
Armani Suit Mandatory Chrysalis agent uniform
Bullet-proof Glass Necessary for dealing with surrogate mothers who own guns and want to defend "their baby"
Chrysalis I could tell you but I'd have to kill you, and frankly I’d just rather kill you.
Darien Fawkes Someone I allow to exist simple because it amuses me, until of course, he ceases to amuse me (See Also: Dead REALLY Soon)

Arnaud de Fohn Annoying Swiss scientist which we used to get a gland, SEE ALSO: Source of adrenaline
Chrysalis If you were Chrysalis you would know
Cows Good source of quicksilver
Fawkes, Darien The invisible man, a festering wound, SEE ALSO: Reasons for failure
Hobbes, Robert Partner of Fawkes, definitely no Chrysalis
The Official Infuriating head of the Agency who insists on rubbing my face in it
The Agency SEE: Freak Show
Monroe, Alex Excellent incubator
The Gland Something which I finally have, too bad it doesn't work
Allianora Failed experiment, we've moved on.

Darien Fawkes Constantly slipping through my grasp
Alex Monroe Good mom with major PMS and a gun
The Official Highly gullible
Locusts My little minions for world domination
The Agency A spot on my otherwise clean resume... one to be soon removed.
Explosives A good way to get rid of evidence
Mrs. Stark Best agent in the field fountain of youth see also "gene pool".