Welcome to the Website for Hot Property the Black Chocobo!

Here is H.P. causing a disturbance in the camp of General Neihl.  His Moogle Companion, Kupita waits for her moment to sneak into a tent, and rescue their friends, Isianu and Trent the werewolves, and Burke the human, who's mysterious background may be cause for alarm..

You are welcome to copy and use any of my pictures, but be sure that you give me my proper credit.  Display this below each photo:    Drawn or edited by imaphysicist

Coming Soon: Chocoboxing Game!

Chocoboxing! I am in the process of writing an interactive game called Chocoboxing!    In this game you may select a premade chocoboxer, or design your own.  Then the Chocoboxing will begin.  Each Chocobo will have 10 hit points. How often you hit and how much damage is done or taken will depend on the statistics, and a random function.  The statistics are Strength, Agility and Toughness.  You will have 15 points to distribute between these.  Here are the premade Chocoboxers:

Ariel--Str 3 Agi 6 Tgh 6

Burnice--Str 2 Agi 3 Tgh 10

Heir Sven--Str 4 Agi 3 Tgh 8

Wesley--Str 5 Agi 5 Tgh 5

Jackie--Str 7 Agi 7 Tgh 3

H.P.-- Str 9 Agi 3 Tgh 3

He's gonna WARK your world!

In the meanwhile, I am running a contest.  If you can name which Final Fantasy game this music is from I will award you with a digital Chocobo Ribbon, with H.P.'s mark of approval on it.  You can display it on your page or print it out and hang it on the wall.  First person to submit the correct game to my guest book wins!

Some Chocobos are content with sleeping on the floor or up a tree. But H.P. loves a good bed.  He's not had much chance to enjoy them, but then he does have a chance he takes it.  Here he is using the bed from the Instant House.