Exciting Things to do in the
Wonderful location of Granville

1) Count the porn shops as you drive past them on the bus.
(Our record is 15 within 8 blocks)

2) Go to Granville Island and watch the seagulls and Pigions
swarm over small children (pic. 1)

3) Throw food at the birds and watch them fight for it

4) Name and Ridicule the physically odd birds
(ie. The one-legged bird, MustardBeak)

5) Visit the Dancing Panda Machine in one of the ToyStores (pic.2)

6) Get your photo taken at a booth(pic. 3)

7) Buy expensive food
(ie. $6.00 fries)

8)Buy expensive, disgusting food that you end up
Throwing at birds
(ie. Ham and Chesse Tarts)

9) Visit Art Galleries

10) Get lost looking for Art Galleries

11) Ride the world's most disorienting Escalator

12) Mock strange people on the skytrain/bus

13) Take pictures which can later be used for Blackmail

14) Ride closed waterpark slides

15) Start scandelous Rumours
(Chapters is a bunch of Porno shops merged together)

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Pic. 2

Pic. 3