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| Auto Response from JMUGoddess: I'M NAKED!!! :O (in the shower. leave a message) HeidiG328: This is newsworthy? You're always naked. HeidiG328: :O Giving head smiley . . . now that's the real story! :) HeidiG328: skin anthrax on his penis? has he been rubbing envelopes on himself? does his penis have black sores on it? why would terrorists go after Bundy's penis? OutSpoken 00: tell your friend Heidi that they'd go after his penis because it is a sure way to infect a lot of people in a short period of time! PaulBandCarrieG: wouldn't that just give his hand anthrax? 40ActGuy: maybe he has a tanning bed in his house JMUGoddess: I wonder if he tans in the nude JMUGoddess: sunburn on one's . . . well, you know, must hurt like a bitch 40ActGuy: no shit JMUGoddess: you speak from experience? 40ActGuy: nothing like burning some wood HeidiG328: i have a soon-to-be ex-wife JMUGoddess: you have an ex-wife? JMUGoddess: i didn't even know you were married JMUGoddess: or that you were a lesbian JMUGoddess: Good job on the sammich-making! 40ActGuy: Thanks. I'm pretty experienced when it comes to cutting the cheese, so my skills were put to good use. JMUGoddess: Question: John just forwarded me one of those junk emails about breast enlargement cream. Should I be offended by this? 40ActGuy: probably . . . he didn't send it to me 40ActGuy: maybe John thinks my breasts are just fine JMUGoddess: that is good to know. :) 40ActGuy: I kinda like wearing a bro/manizer . . . gives me lots of support JMUGoddess: Do you prefer a full cup or a demi bra? 40ActGuy: hmmm... the demi makes me look more supple JMUGoddess: supple is good, but you rarely show your cleavage in the office. Very disappointing. 40ActGuy: you don't come down here to visit me much . . . lots of times I sit in my office without a shirt on JMUGoddess: Really? You ought to hook up with Slick who wears no pants 40ActGuy: yeah, put us together and who knows what you'd get JMUGoddess: I think you guys would make a great superhero crime-fighting team 40ActGuy: you better work on those skills so your teenager boyfriends don't dump you JMUGoddess: LOL You are very funny. The funny man. Mr. Comedian. And there was only ONE teenager. Singular. JMUGoddess: I can't help it if men your age are well past their sexual prime 40ActGuy: oh yeah . . . I hate this conversation jmuVariable: welp, I better get back to work, just taking a slacker break JMUGoddess: lol, see I just slack all day and then take work breaks JMUGoddess: what are your vices then? 40ActGuy: um, booze, hard drugs, and hookers 40ActGuy: and Pokemon 40ActGuy: Yeah, nutball is a painful sport. |