001 When the clouds pass over the sun, and the room gets dark for a second, then light.
002 People who hate on cats, when they never actually tried to be their friends.
003 People who steal my 3 kitties name which are Coca, Cola, and Hakeem.
004 pEePoLE HoO tYpE LykE DiSs N sPeLLs LyKe dIsS.
005 People who goes "Guess What" and you're all excited and say "WHAT!!!", then the person goes "Nevermind". It's like goddamn, you got me in suspense, just say the damn thing.
006 People who wears a sweater or sweatshirt and complains that it's hot. (THATS ME!!)
007 Unibrows that are so bushy, you wonder if it has its own mind.
008 When parents tells you to clean your room. The hell it's my room, I like it unorganized.
009 People w/ really ugly, and unorganized backpacks.
010 People who looks like they're going to the club, when in actuality, they are heading to school.
011 Old people that stare at you when you talk too loud. (BUT ME LOVE THE OLDIES!)
012People who talk shit about the '80s.
013People who make themselves look like Christina Aguilera w/ the overbleached blonde hair and the nasty makeup that makes them resemble a dragqueen.
014Commercials on MTV, way too long.
015 Fake laughs or ones that sound fake, fix it!
016 When you're talking to someone, and all they say is "Uh-huh".
017 Jeans that are too long, so you walk all over 'em.
018 Jeans that are too short, so it looks like you're some hick.
019 Rotten food smell.
020 7th-9th graders at the mall w/ their backpacks in a big group, thinking they are hotshits cause they are with boys or VICE-VERSA.
020 7th-9th graders at Magic Mount.,
021 People who go to Magic Mount. in raver clothes, doctor's surgeon mask, and beads and go around saying "Let's drop 'E'". (YES I KNOW INDIRECTLY PEOPLE WHO DID THAT, KILL ME NOW)
022 Boys saying "I don't want to ride it" and being all scared for fucken Deja Vu. (I DON'T KNOW, I JUST OVERHEARD LIKE A 13 YEAR OLD)
023 Ravers.
024 Dry skin in the morning after you wash your face.
025 Oily skin when you wake up.
026 Period Migraines which feels like a knife through your whole big head.
027 .
028 People who drive slouched down.
029 Coke after it lost its effervesces.
030 Roots.
031 Smell of the dentist room.
032 The novacain shot when pulling out a teeth. (GODDAMN THAT SHOT STINGS LIKE MAJOR FUCK)
033 Shots at a doctors office, and feeling the shot run through your veins. (I ALWAYS GET NERVOUS ABOUT GETTING A SHOT, BUT IT DOESN'T HURT AT ALL. I THINK I ANTICIPATE ON IT BEING PAINFUL I ALWAYS GET SCARED)
034 Watching women get Epideral before they give birth. (ON TV OF COURSE, ESP BIRTH DAY)
035 Knowing way too much before it happens, health-wise I mean. Watching Berman & Berman, Birth Day, and all the health stuff aren't helping.
036 Missing a show because you overslept.
037 People who talk fucken loud when it's 3 am.
038 People who open all 4 of their windows and put their trance/rave music on full blast.
039 When you're so hungry, so you eat a lot of the appetizer, so when the main dish comes, you're full!
040 People who are so closed minded, there's no way they can be my friend.
041 The 2 new designers on Trading Spaces.
042 When you dl a song, and it's not that fucken song!
043 All the good shows/movies are on either really early or really late.
044 Burger King, cause their food sucks.
045 FAT!
046 When you're so hungry, and you don't want to eat rice, but then you end up eating it. And 2 minutes after you prepare your food, a friend calls and asks "Do you want to go eat out".
047 Waiters who act so nice, it's so fake, you don't want to give them a tip.
048 Ugly people who snare at you.
049 Back hair on men or women, but it's much more gross on a women. FOR GODSAKE WAX IT YOU HAIRY MAMMOTH.
050 Party-poopers.