uhhhhhhh.....ummmmmmm....ehhhh.... I guess I lack the inspiration (if that's what you crazy kids are calling "consciousness" these days) to construct a working parody of the new site so perhaps I'll just be civil and make a fan page (HA! look at "I'll" It looks like TH'REE!)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?! A CAT!?!?!