The Journal of Zack Albun
10/6/04- Tupperware party convenes once more to discuss agenda.
People of Ladonia, Having one Tupperware party member simlpy will not do, so I urge you to suppport Adam Gold's push to become minister of Cruel and unusual punishment.
3/19/04- The Party has officially been certified by Lars Vilks. Tupperware Party Convention Act Passed.
Today's Speech: As the Party has grown by leaps and bounds in the past few weeks, I believe we have become a great force in the Ladonian Political Spectrum. The party simple can not die after the election; Which is why i have passed the Tupperware Party convention act. Declaring we shall hold a conference each year and officially nominate those candidates.
2/26/04- Announced today the first tupperware party holiday for no particular reason
Today's Speech: In viewing the American enterprise system one market seems to be soring to new and unfounded heights; Pan-Asian Cuisine. This is why I propose we create a ministry of Pan-Asian cuisine.
2/18/04-Today Me and two other colleagues ratified the Ladonian Tupperware party.
Today's Speech: On this Day The Ladonian Tupperware Party has been formed. This Party's sole current focus is to ordain an official Ladonian Constitution. We believe that this is the first step twords Ladonian greatness. Fellow Ladonians, do we all not agree that our young country must progress twords the great nation we were destined to become? You must join me, in this new party, to attain the office of the president to set our nation on a course of greatness.
2/17/04- Today I began my campaign by kicking off a webpage.
Today's Speech:
The People of Ladonia need a leader, and I, Zack Albun, am clearly the best candidate for the office of the presidency. Vice-President Hankell, she has been part of an inactive Rodriguez administration that has brought about little progress in our young nation. Phil the Rock is a heartless uncompassionate being who has done even less for the country than Countess Hacknell. What do we know about Sandra Bonard, Oscar Espinosa, Lord Heirbert, or Patrik Hallberg? We simply cannot leave the most important office in Ladonia (under her highness Ywonne I Jarl) to an absolute stranger! Count Von Nordensson has presented himself as a self-contradictory and highly unstable man who simply cannot be trusted! Vladamir Oravsky has too many other "personal" concerns to become our next president, and Lorenzo Fiore'e limited plans show little progress. Daniel Jimenez' plans make absolutely no sense, The Void is a Void. Period. And Finally, Bastini Shirt and Thongs' morals Must be questioned. Evidence has shown that the shirt has had several affairs with several pairs of pants, and the thongs seem to have had a previous commitment to a certain pair of feet.
As For Me. I Am Propsing A new constitution for Ladonia, Permanently defining the role of the President, Ordaining a Ladonian Bill of Rights, and clearing up any confusion about the current dissarray of the Ladonian parliment.
-Zack Albun
Believe in green!