Grand Moff Tarkin
Admiral Piett
Captain Needa
General Veers
Moff Jerjerrod
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Admiral Pellaeon
Guard and Troopers
Various Imperials

What's New

The new version of this site is here:
http://www.imperialchicks.com

THESE LINKS DO NOT WORK... please click the page link above and then the links from there should work.  

August 2004

ACES, Eights and Rebels by Emperor's Fury 
With Imperial Navy fleet elements mortally engaged in escorting a desperately needed supply convoy, this sequel to "Love, Chance and a Galaxy at War" features not only a return of resolute Imperial Captain Markas and his oddly named Strike Cruiser, but also some fast-paced, hard-hitting fighter combat and all-guns-blazing capital ship engagements, while First Officer Bjarnesson has to confront his new - and seriously unsettling - Attack Squadron Leader."

'Das Rhonaa - Komplott'  by Daniela 
Angesiedelt ist diese Geschichte zwischen 'Empire strikes back' und 'Return of the Jedi'.
Admiral Piett wurde vor�bergehend auf die Accuser versetzt, um in den Randzonen gegen vermehrte �berf�lle von Piraten vorzugehen. Als jedoch ein Anschlag auf einen imperialen Offizier ver�bt wird, �berst�rzen sich die Ereignisse... 
English translation coming soon  :-)  

July 2004

Ken Colley pronounces "Firmus"  To clear up any misunderstanding!  

Making a Difference  Takes place before Darksaber. Chimaera is abandoned, her crew held hostage, and now Captain Pellaeon, at the mercy of a renegade warlord with delusions of grandeur, is awaiting his fate.  

Vader's Folly   Darth Vader comes to a planet where there is a frightening new presence.  General Veers has a cool role.   **oops** I'm missing the author's email!  

A Traitor's Final Hour  by GAThrawn 
"Another short scene in response to a writer's challenge at the TF.N JC Writer's Resource Forum...this one is about writing a character's death."  General Veers faces a traumatic test of faith.  

Here's a bunch of stories by Gail Gepper which are not new, but I don't think I've pointed them out before.  

Destiny Deferred  Piett and Thrawn meet after the Battle of Endor, and take on the Rebellion together.  

The Journey  Captain Needa prepares to deliver his famous apology.  

The Destination  Captain Needa changes, and meets, his destiny.  

Two Paths Diverge  A scene between A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back

A Holiday Story Humor - Admiral Ozzel gets kidnapped by Wookiees!!  Funny, and also insightful.  I can't find an archive for this one, so you can just read it on the message board.

New Year, New Love, Same Old Imperials  Humor - Needa, Veers, Piett and Ozzel on leave on Coruscant

New website to check out:  http://www.imperialgirl.co.uk/    Lots of way cool Stormtrooper graphic stuff there, and more.  Cute little Star Wars pills to take   :-)  

New picture of Ken Colley as Admiral Nelson.  Also there's an interesting article about playing the part, here

March 2004

Love, Chance and a Galaxy at War Ch 1  Ch 2  Ch 3 
Now complete.  Romance, adventure and Imperial philosophy!   Officers in GA Thrawn's battle group encounter a ship carrying a mysterious princess and her escort.  There's plot, there's action, this is a cool story and worth reading!  

On the Piett page I added the two new trading cards with the new name.  

Admiral Vaccen finds himself keeping order in a tiny outlying corner of the reduced Empire, but he is needed there.  These are good stories, but I haven't been able to contact the author to ask if I can archive them here!  So for now, you'll have to wade through the replies at tf.n message boards.  Here's the First Story, and the Sequel 

Why Imperial Officers Do Not Socialize  
Ozzel invites Piett, Needa and Veers to his quarters for drinks.  You know I usually take a REALLY dim view of most Imperial "humor", but this one... well, I laughed!  Go have a look.  

Magnificent Shades of Grey, by sleepy owlet
Not exactly glorifying the Empire as per my charter, but interesting characters and setting.  Author blurb:   
An artist from Alderaan comes to Coruscant to exhibit her paintings.  She meets interesting people along the way (Thrawn, Xizor, Vader) finds out that she's a bastard daughter of Tarkin, the Emperor finds out that she's Force sensitive and wants her trained or killed, Tarkin is everything but pleased about this quasi friendship she strikes up with Thrawn... 

February 2004

The Turning Tide- An Indictment of the New Republic  by Inari Icewalker 
Imperial-leaning politician gives a speech exposing the New Republic and its true past.  Our side of the Truce at Bakura! 

Incident at Nijmegen  
Redone found us this fanfic about Piett and Veers helping Vader escape.   The beginning's cool, with a fascinating premise on board an ISD; later on it gets a bit... Dutch.  

Survivor chapter 17 updated.  Can't wait for more!  

The Imperial Officers page has been updated with various items.  

Newly found Tarkin story Unrequited.  Interesting, original adventure with a hint of romance, written for a challenge.   Slight grossness warning; there's just one line you might need to close your eyes when you get to.  

Emperor declares, "War on terror not yet over."
Not new, apparently; when I went looking on the net for attribution, I couldn't figure out which of a thousand copies was the original.  Well, I needed a copy for myself.  

November 2003

http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/needa.html  
A flash cartoon that shows how that famous apology *should* have gone!  :-) 

The PR Man
It's a funny ficlet about Mr. Halbstraum the PR man, who encourages Tarkin, Piett and Needa to remake their images before meeting the Earthlings.  Then it turned into a round robin.  It was fun!  It could have gone somewhere.  It might go somewhere yet.  

October 2003

Tales of the Galactic Empire - Survivor   
Updated!  Chapter Sixteen's been out a while, I just didn't update because [lame excuses go here].  Sorry, sorry.  

Love, Chance and a Galaxy at War  by Emperor's Fury.  
New story about officers in Thrawn's battle group who encounter a ship carrying a mysterious princess. 

Oops, some broken sounds files.  They were there all along, I just can't link to Geocities files the way I was doing it.  You can find them all in this directory if you don't want to browse around again.  Hit the back button when you're done.  

Hand of Thrawn website is back up, but Bucketheads is down, waaah!  I saved some of Bucketheads' Stormtroopers pinups calendar pages on my hard drive, though, so if anybody desperately needs those, I can always mail them to you.  

September 2003

New Submission Guidelines, as a result of a few submissions I've been sent recently which just weren't the sort of thing I wanted at all.  

June 2003

An Analysis Regarding the Odds of Surviving a Head-On Collision with an A-wing
Kim Van Deun presents conclusive proof of Piett's survival! 

Blue Man On Campus   by Silver Alaska and Lyssa Morgaine.  A high school classmate reminisces about a certain Chiss.

Like Flames of Gold
Director Isard exchanges Valentines with Emperor Palpatine.  

Strolled around the internet taking a look at all the sites that link back to me.  I feel so fulfilled.  People know I'm here!  

Deleted Scenes
Pictures from Trilogy that you may not have seen before.  

Survivor
This wonderful Veers adventure story is finally updated!  

May 2003

Where have I been?  Where have I been?  No, where did Geocities go!!  Now they won't let me upload with FrontPage any more!  After all that trouble to switch to it.  And I'm in a grand sulk.   They want me to buy their premium hosting; of course being a stubborn little brat, I'll do anything else but that.  I think what I'm gonna do is leave the whole site here for Google to find, but make the top links direct to my personal ISP, where I can put the new stuff.  How's that, should work for now, huh?  

Meanwhile I strolled by Bucketheads and found something new and amusing, the Stormtrooper paper doll!!  You must try this.  

January 2003 

More Hitchhiker
The Piett Poem  Silly but catchy  :-)  
More proof added to my How Tall is Admiral Piett page!  Now it's a mountain of proof.  I am unquestionably right.   

December 2002

Hitchhiker updated!  

November 2002

Nothing?  You mean not a darn thing happened?  Hard to believe, but true... 

October 2002

Put Your Arms Around Me  
Grand Moff Tarkin lives for today.  NC-17

Here's a cool fanart drawing of Tarkin

Tales of the Galactic Empire (Survivor) updated

Hitchhiker  updated 

Two new Piett / Leia by Catriona Snape:  
Her   prequel to White Coral
Promises to Keep  sequel to White Coral 

September 2002

Goofy adult humor.  How Tarkin really met Daala  and Tarkin's leather jacket and, er, gear...  That's somebody with a 12" Tarkin doll and way too much time on their hands.   

Several hot new short stories from Catriona Snape, all for adults only.  With this author you must read every word or you'll miss things  :-)   
White Coral and Early Morning  - Piett / Leia
Liquid Passion and Pretty Boy  - Needa / F 
The Door Thrawn / F, and Through the Glass Thrawn / Daala

New website found!  There's a calendar of partially-clothed Stormtroopers... test to see "Which Imperial Are You?"... lots of fun stuff!  

Updated Survivor

August 2002

Updates to Survivor

July 2002

Updates to FA2E, Survivor, Glory For All and Rosemary.    

Newly discovered site has a GREAT story, Admiral Piett and the Great Ewok Adventure!  You MUST read this!  Piett escapes in a lifepod, lands on the Endor moon and has to deal with Ewoks and Mon Mothma.  Adventure, heroism, romance!  

From Admiral to Emperor V- Emperor  Chapter 27 is up!  

Admiral Pellaeon gets his own section.  Contribute stuff-- that's an order!  

Glory For All 
After ROTJ, the battle-scarred remnants of the Imperial Navy watch in horror as the New Republic reclaims worlds once under the heel of the Empire. In the ranks of the Empire, there are those who want nothing less than to seize the Empire�s glory for themselves. General Veers, the professional soldier and consummate tactician, must struggle to preserve what countless stormtroopers and pilots died to forge -- an Empire that stood for order. This is his story ... and that of the Empire�s surviving rank-and-file. 

Tales of the Galactic Empire- Survivor 
This is the story of one man's survival on a dangerous and enemy occupied planet. Stranded on the fourth moon of Yavin shortly after the Battle of Yavin, Colonel Maximilian Veers must survive the harsh jungle and avoid capture by the fleeing Rebel Alliance. Can he survive and stay free until the Imperial fleet arrives?

June 2002

New on Gia Octavia's page,  A Hand Against Destiny, a beautiful, but chilling, story about Tarkin's wife being sent to kill Padme Amidala

Chapter 25 by Matt Smit

May 2002 

Look!  Broken Allegiance is available for download  

Count Dooku.  My kids are sure this is the guy I'm gonna go for, and they're right, he's got all the usual elements:  1)  black boots, 2)  Old, 3)  Bad.  
But I gotta wait for the movie to come out before I decide who to like, if anybody   :-)  

New story by Kate Jinn Academy Days

Oh cool, I've got more proof for my Piett's Height page!  

April 2002

Two new stories by Kate Jinn 

Black Knight  "Tarkin didn't die on the first Death Star�"  

Imperial Dominance,  Tarkin's daughter and Darth Vader.  

From Admiral to Emperor chapters 22-23, VERY exciting stuff going on here!  Don't miss it!  

Same link as below (I'm so lazy :-) 

March 2002

From Admiral to Emperor chapter 19

Also, Admiral Piett was spotted in a cool supporting role in  By the Grace of Lady Vader

Some cool new sound files in the Tarkin voice section, donated by Rhabarbera 

From Admiral to Emperor  chapter 18!  

Also, sweeping Tarkin saga and several great short stories:
http://www.oocities.org/giaoctavia

February 2002

Chapter Seventeen of From Admiral to Emperor

http://www.pvponline.com/archive.php3?archive=20020218  for some funnies.  

How Tall is Admiral Piett?  Apparently there are some out there who still believe what starwars.com says.   This should clear things up.  

January 2002

Hmm, two hours' work and what to show for it?  Some links work now that wouldn't have worked before.  Some words are spelled correctly now that weren't before.  How grand.   

Chapters Fifteen and Sixteen in From Admiral to Emperor  !  

Newly discovered Veers story at http://members.tripod.com/lyn-m/snowball.htm

October 2001

Two new chapters in From Admiral to Emperor!  It takes a long time between chapters, but I do love Matt Smit's Piett.  

New links to adult Thrawn stories by Crazy Dragon, 'All in a Day's Work', 'Turn of the Seasons' and an untitled PWP

July 2001

New story in the Thrawn adult section, "Memories of Empire"  by Shezan  

Had such fun making a silly image map just to see how to do them... you can see it here

Two stories by Inari, one in the Veers section, one in the Thrawn adult section

June 2001  

I got FrontPage and I'm learning how to screw things up with much greater efficiency!  Hahaha... but once I figure out how it works, and get it to listen when I yell, it should be much easier.  It'll be great to have a program to do all the donkey work for me and keep track of things!  

March 2001

Been kinda quiet, eh?  

October 2000

Two new stories up in the Piett adult fic section.  Both spinoffs inspired by Hannahma's "Captive" story, one by Narayana and one by Yours Truly

September 2000

Added a "What's New" page   :-)

Updated Tarkin photos section with some new pictures, and new humorous captions by Miss Weasel.  


And before that?  How I came to start this website and name it "ImperialChicks".  Well, www.piett.org is a great site but the fanfiction archive lacks something, namely smut.  I figured all an EB needs to get started is just one or more smutty fanfics, and I had three, count 'em, three Piett smutfics!  So I was going to be the APEB.  I had the whole thing already set up, but right before I publicized it Jen wrote her magnificent Tarkin stories... and I realized there was no place specific to archive those.  I didn't want them to get lost in one of those huge mega-archives.  There NEEDED to be a site just about guys in tall black boots!  So I became more inclusive, and the rest is history :-)