by: Ashley
Trunks comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks Vegeta for help. " Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
Vegeta looks up, and without his normal scowl there was a thoughtful expression on his face. After a while he says, " I'll display it to you. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Yamucha for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Goten for a million dollars. Then come back and tell me what you've learned."
Trunks was puzzled, but he decides to see if he can figure out what his father means. He asks his mother, " Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Yamucha?" His mother looks around slyly, and then with a little smile on her face says, " Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
Then he goes to his sisters room and asks her, " Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Goten?" His sister looks up and says, " Hell yeah! Definitely!"
Trunks then goes back to his father and says, " Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks, but in reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."