Trunks Gone Crazy

By Ice Queen

Disclaimer: Don't own 'em; don't claim to, don't sue me.

Trunks was bored. Goten was being forced to study by that evil woman he called mom, and his dad was training in the Gravity Chamber again. His mother was in the lab, as usual. It didn't matter, though, because he didn't really want to deal with any of those people at the moment, anyways.

He was sitting outside eating an apple. ** Hmmm, I wonder if Tiger wants to play? ** He got up and went to find the kitty in question. He found her curled up asleep by one of the windows. He nudged her, but all she did was give him a dirty look and go back to sleep. **That was pointless. ** He thought disgustedly. (The author thoroughly agrees.) Trunks looks up. "Hey stop that!"

Stop what?

Trunks: You're making fun of me!

Since when have you been able to hear me? You're just a character.

Trunks: I might be just a character but I'm not deaf!

Whatever! Just get back to the story would ya?

Trunks walked out the door and...

Trunks: And what? What am I supposed to do?

Would you stop that? It's starting to get on my nerves. Get that tongue back in your mouth mister! I do not take kindly to receiving the raspberry. That's better. As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted... Trunks walked out the door and started to fly. If there was no one to talk to at home he figured that he could find someone somewhere else.

Trunks: What do you mean, no one to talk to? What about you?

Would you be quiet? Piccolo is going to think you're crazy.

Trunks: What? Where's Mr. Piccolo?

A gruff voice comes from right behind his ear. "I'm right behind you kid. Whom are you talking to?"

Trunks turns to him. "Don't tell me what to do lady! You aren't in control of me!" Piccolo gives him a strange look. "And stop telling him what to do, too!"

"Who are you talking to, kid? No one tells me what to do!"

"Didn't you hear her? She just told you to give me a strange look. How can you not hear her? She's practically screaming!" Piccolo considers Trunks for a second, and then makes a decision.

"Come on kid, I'm going to take you home. Maybe your mom will know what's wrong with you." He grabs Trunks by the arm, and starts to drag him back to the C.C. building.

"Stop it! She's the one making you do this!" Trunks kicks and screams all the way back to the C.C. building. "STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO!!!!"

Sheesh, I was just telling the audience what you're doing.

Trunks: Stop it!

I'll try.

Trunks: What do you mean 'Audience,' Am I being watched?

Of course not, I must have lost it for a moment. Get back into character, would you? You're about to run into your parents.

Piccolo dropped down in front of the C. C. building, holding Trunks firmly by the arm. "Hey Bulma! Your kid's gone crazy!" Bulma came running out of the lab, Vegeta came from out of the Gravity chamber, smirking.

"What makes you say that? Has he claimed to see green men from outer space?" Humans' fear of aliens has always amused him for some reason.

"No, he claims that there is someone telling everyone what to do. Even me, and probably you." Vegeta laughed.

"No one tells me what to do, I am the Prince of the Saiyans!"

"She just told you to do that! She just told you to laugh! Why doesn't anyone believe me?" Bulma gave him a pitying look.

"Come on Trunks, maybe it would help if you laid down." She grabbed his arm and took him to his room. "Maybe you will feel better after a little nap."

He sits in his room, and looks up into the air: This is all your fault, lady. You're the one that did this to me!

Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Anyways, you were getting too out of hand. I can't have my leading character doing whatever he wants now can I?

Trunks: You do know that while you were trying to get me locked up, you completely neglected to give this story a plot, don't you?

Yeah, but it was still pretty fun while it lasted.

THE END

Trunks: I am not crazy! Doesn't anyone believe me?

I do.

Trunks: Would you shut up, already?

Yeah. Everything goes black.

Trunks: Wh-What...

REALLY THE END