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FUNNY SMS PART I


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When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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u r stupid
s 4 super
t 4 talented
u 4 unique
p 4 pesron
i 4 in
d 4 demand
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....

.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
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The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?
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Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & then... i laugh again
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not
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I saw your face as you walked by
but then I saw a better guy
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I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming
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My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"
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Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
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When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
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Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited...so i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me
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what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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Someday u may lose ur hair.
u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

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When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my Window & think of u.
a silent whisper a silent tear.
with all my Heart i wish you were here.
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When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
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Most people walk in and out of your life,
but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.
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Good FRIENDS are hard to find,
harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
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DON'T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile
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When it hurts to look back,
and you're scared to look ahead,
you can look beside you
and your best friend will be there
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one day Love and friendship met.
Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"
Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.
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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
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Smile a while and while you smile,
smile another smile and soon there will be miles
and miles of smile just because you smiled,
I wish your day is full of SMILE
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A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.
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a friend is sweet when it is new...
it is sweeter when it is true....
but you know that.....
it is the sweetest when it is u..."
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Mountain can fly,river can dry
you can forget me but never can i
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destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....
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Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.
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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.
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Meaning of Friendship : -

F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL
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A square has 4 end,
A triangle has 3 end,
segment has 2 end,
but our friendship has no end.
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If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!
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I've seen angels in the sky,
I've seen snow fall in July,
I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!
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A Friend is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But you know that its the sweetest when it is U.

 
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