BASTARDS OF THE
BOWLING ALLEY
It all started In the summer of 1993 with a small group of staffers who, on a regular basis go bowling. They soon realized that they had no skill what so ever but still enjoyed the fellowship of the lanes. They banded together and formed what is know as the Bastards of the Bowling Alley.

The founding six are as follows:

Sean Connell - Lord Sean Cockywalker
Erik Maynard - Lord Maynard the Bastard
Ryan Larson - Lord Ryan P.T. Kitty Pumper
Jeff Major - Lord Jeff the Samurai
Jason Walter - Lord Jason of the Jumping Fish
Jovonone Flores - Lord Jovonone of Na Na Na Na

Soon after more joined, the requirements were simple, bowl a game or two with at least a couple of "Lords" and have a good time, while doing it.

Kris Sherwood - Duke Kris of Blue Sox*
Caden Hovis - Sir Cake Face Kaden
Mike Fisher - Sir Mike of Bonsai
Cari Crabtree - Lady Cari the Over Excited
Dave Henrichsen - Sir Dave of the Eddy
Jason Wong - Sir Wong the Burley
Jason Mills - Sir Mills the Smart-Ass
Joe Collins - Sir Joe the Black Beaver
C.K. Eidem - Earl C.K. of Snack*
Steve Maurer - Sir My-rear the Great White
Colin Mancer - Baron VonColin of Double Duty*
Steve Johnson - Sir Stevescout the Slicktalker
T. Kent Prentice III - Sir Kent the Windgod
Rasheed Bakar - Sir Rasheed the One For Us to Make Fun Of
Davey Collins - Sir Davey the Pocket Sized
Edwin Lambert - Sir Ed the Perfect
Danny Lee - Sir Danny the Tick Addict*
Joe Miller - Sir Joe of the Loose Belt*
Brian Carpenter - Sir Brian the Flying Squirrel*
Adam Gessaman - Sir Adam the Serious
Garrett Longheni - Sir Garrett the Pro

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