"Well, the Protector got super-accelerated coming out of the black hole, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mark 15, which, you guys know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Laredo guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Roman candles for visual confirmation."

"To be a fan is one thing, but to be a "Trekkie" puts you in a whole different league."

 
CLASSICS

"Lawyers should never marry other lawyers. This is called "inbreeding," from which comes idiot children and more lawyers."

"If you mean that, maybe you'd better kiss me, even if we both don't want to."

"That's the way it crumbles... cookie-wise."

"You've come back and caught me in the truth, and there's nothing less logical than the truth."

"You know, I have a feeling you're going to be that unknown quality in my life."

"Isn't it wonderful what you can find these days in drug stores?"

"It takes a great actress to play a great actress."

"I'll just dial "O" for "O'Malley"."

"Those are harsh words to throw at a man, especially when he's walking out of your bedroom."

"He is nothing in her eyes. He is nothing in her eyes."

"There is no bad boy."

"He's alright! Aren't you, cat? Poor cat! Poor slob! Poor slob without a name! The way I see it I haven't got the right to give him one. We don't belong to each other. We just took up one day by the river. I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is but I know what it is like. It's like Tiffany's."

"Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else." This movie is absolutely filled with witty lines!

"Of course, you won't be able to lie on your back for a while but then you can lie from any position, can't you?"

"It's unnatural."

"Two days ago you came to this city and you didn't know anyone. You didn't know me, I didn't know you. And now we're married, and we both know that that was meant to be. So don't you see? Whoever makes the arrangements for people is doing pretty well for us. That's all we need to know."

"Man is the only animal clever enough to build the Empire State Building and stupid enough to jump off it."

George: Gracie, what day is it today?
Gracie: Well, I don't know.
George: You can find out if you look at that paper on your desk.
Gracie: Oh, George, that doesn't help. It's yesterday's paper.

Bunny: I don't smoke, I only drink champagne when I'm lucky enough to get it, my hair is naturally natural, I live alone...and so do you.
Richard: How do you know that?
Bunny: Because you're wearing one brown sock and one black sock.

"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."

"He may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you. He really is idiot."

"Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! Run out and find me a four-year-old child, I can't make head or tail of it."

Maybe you should visit my Groucho page.

Don: A girl dancer has to be a peach.
Hannah: I suppose I'm a lemon?

"So far you're shared me out of my clothes, my food and my house. Now, how about sharing some of my things with me?"

"Have you got the nerve to tell me you don't want to marry my son for his money?"
"It's true."
"Then what do you want to marry him for?"
"I want to marry him for YOUR money."

Henry: I like to put my cards on the table.
Ginger: You could have taken out the joker!

"The facts don't always convey the truth."

"Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband."

Walter: Look Hildy, I only acted like any husband that didn't want his home broken up.
Hildy: What home?
Walter: What home??? Don't you remember the home I promised you?

"He could leave marks on me anytime. I'd bring the stick!"

"Well, I'm going up and up and up--and nobody's going to pull me down!"

"There is no sincerity like a woman telling a lie."

"She won't stay mad at him for long. She's too much in love. Pretty soon she'll be full of self-reproach. Ha ha! Women are so silly."

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"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna write an Andy Hardy page in my memory book and read it every day for five years. Cuz on account of you, I was grown up for one night - just like Cinderella - with an evening drress, and high heels and leading a grand march! You see, Andy, now I know how wonderful life's gonna be when I'm eighteen. And you did it all."

"Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?"

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"I know your head aches; I know you're tired; I know your nerves are as raw as meat in a butcher's window. But think what you're trying to accomplish. Think what you're dealing with. The majesty and grandeur of the English language, it's the greatest possession we have. The noblest thoughts that ever flowed through the hearts of men are contained in its extraordinary, imaginative, and musical mixtures of sounds. And that's what you've set yourself out to conquer Eliza. And conquer it you will."

"Well, your honor..."

"Here's to all the bachelors in the world. May our tribe increase." "How?" "Autonomation."

"The time has come when you must tell me you have a wife and two adorable children...and this madness between us can't go on any longer."

Pat: Who made you?
Mike: You did.
Pat: Who owns the biggest part of you?
Mike: You do.
Pat: And if I ever dropped you, where would you go?
Mike: Right down the drain.
Pat: And?
Mike: I'd take you right down with me, shorty.

"All men are alike. The approach is different; the result is always the same."

"The time to make up your mind about people is never."

And a bonus:

"I'm going crazy. I'm standing here solidly on my own two hands and going crazy."

"Well its like a letter that you're just crazy to get, and you hang around the front door for fear you might not hear him ring. You never realize that he always rings twice."

"Each, in its own way, was unforgettable. It would be difficult to-- Rome! By all means, Rome. I will cherish my visit here in memory as long as I live."

"Hello? Room Service. Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body."

"A woman happily in love, she burns the souffle. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven."

"Mr. Kralik, I don't think I like you."

"She can't act, she can't sing, she can't dance. A triple threat."

"Good songs, terrific gestures and facial expressions, flashing eyes, dazzling smile - even a part that has an effect on the story "

"Grant can be very outspoken, but not by anyone I know."

"Well, we're all fools sometimes. Only you choose such awkward times."

"Let us just sit here for this one moment and be, uh ... efficient unto ourselves."

"From where I sat it looked as though you were conjugating some irregular verbs."

"Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable."

"I've just launched Gerald."

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