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when I first saw her my eyes popped which is how I came up with that nickname. I know I like her cause I dream of that often it was right at the entrance of the action river she was pulling a child out with that guard thing and basically I said wow that girl is beautiful. I had to find out her name and amd glad I did. She elevates Mark T from ok to great and she has never felt less happy than an 8. She is the current favorite to win the 2006 Mark T. Valentine and may even have Mark T. declare that she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and quite a few. In my book she is a perfect 10 and when she takes of the glasses the eyes and the pearly white teeth well I could go on all day about how beautiful she is but I think from reading this site you may know that

"The Sensational Sasha" I met her by running into her when she was in the water at the bottom of the abyss and boy did her ponytail have some bounce. Now every once in awhile I see her around and I wonder what exactly she does but it must be something because the jacket is not seen all that much this season.

"I am The Cute One" every time I see this lead guard whose name I believe is Christina this song from an olsen twins video goes off in my head. She is very cute. She however scares me so you probably have no notes of me talking to her. Maybe when she is around Sibhoan in fact I would probably say scares me is to mild I think she terrifies me and people scatter when she is around. She is very cute though and her navel is pierced you know I love that.

"The Electrifying Erin" she is a gal that works at a Popeyes and at the Popeyes I like to visit I am entertained because there is always some sort of crisis most often they are out of certain pieces of chicken and I wonder how does she stay so calm during all this it amazes me.

"The Church Girl" she attends the same church that I attend to show how afraid I am of intiating contact I have seen her for a couple years now but I never approach her in 2004 I named her my Valentine because seeing her On Christmas Eve 2003 made me a scrooge who hates Christmas actually like Christmas time that year.

"The Cute Redhead" "It Could be the DAWN of a whole new ERA" This gal works at a local grocery store and she has for several years. Her nails are always done spectacularly and for a while I did have a crush on her but not that long usually I can crush the crush. Now she absolutely terrifies me and I try to avoid her at all costs

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"The Totally Terrific Tina" she first worked in Milo's and boy could make a shake. I love vanilla shakes but these days I don't have many of those. She became a lifeguard and for years was out there in the sand as my favorite lifeguard to splash and her I am sure I asked out a few times but she always had to work. I do have a very nice picture of her.

"The Divine Kara Klein" She was very cute and nice in fact I even had my picture taken with her and it was on display quite awhile and then away shen went.

"America's sweetheart and Mine Kristen :)" This girl was always happy and some people claimed that was an act I don't know though. She had the best voice I ever heard and I just loved to here her talk she was a one and done lifeguard though so that didn't go far.

"The one that Everyone Love's Alex" she started as I don't even know what you call it but she was pulling weeds and then she was in merchandising and I remember when they were training her at the end of one season to just push down people on slides I enjoyed it. This was before slide attendants existed at Deep River Waterpark. She was short 5'1" I believe never got any taller. Her navel was pierced loved that and she did make it up to lifeguard and on the main page you can see a picture of Alex.

"The American Beauty Kelly G" of all the girls that got away she is the one I miss the most. She worked at the Showplace 16 in Scherrerville and each weekend during the non summer my sister and I would see movies and she would tell us what to see and sometimes I would come alone. The last movie that I ever saw her that I attended was American Beauty. When I was at Citibank they had the "Kelly G Fan Club" which my sister became president of and its purpose was to have Mark T dump "The Lovely Christina" and move on to better things. I did not know you could dump someone that you weren't even with. In a reminsicent Valentine despite not seeing her in 5 years she won the 2005 Valentine.

"For a Girl that is Tall I'll never Fall except for Citbanks Concierge Rachel Hall" Tall people scare me girls that are tall especially scare me. My sister would tell you I have a type it is short and petite I don't believe I have a type but she says everyone does and while I was at Citibankt his girl just had a desk in the lobby near the elevators and she looked so nice. Never spoke to her ever but once the gang did get me her card.

"The Ever So Delightful Dana" She worked at the Target in Highland Indiana both my sisters met her and they gave 2 thumbs up which never happens what usually happens is 2 thumbs down. I want them to meet "The Eye-Popping Kim" so I know there opinion. She asked me to get her a birthday present I did 2 tickets to see Jerry Seinfeld at the Raddison and she said she would take me and the next time I went into the Target she had securtiy ban me from the store and sent me into an extremed depression. What is even strange is I only knew her as "The Ever So Delightful Dana" and she at least sent these tickets with a note to my home and where did she get that information from. I'm a very forgiving person but my sisters wanted to kill her. I say this is why I don't ask girls out see. I did see Jerry Seinfeld with my older sister we had a great time and I got out of the depression.

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"The Lovely Christina" probably the most well known of all for years I had a crush on this lovely petite blonde girl. I would have done anything for her and asked nothing in exchange. I am sure I spent several hundreds of dollars on her. She would always tell me Mark you are to nice a guy to date. She did give me some courage as I bought my house on her birthday because I knew everything would work then you can do more when you want to impress someone although I don't know how impresive things like that are looking back. My sister well to be blunt hated her still hates her and is still looking for those Best Buy Gift Cards that were $250 so that she could get a cd player in her that is what she wanted and I usually can deliver. She did agree to marry me if she was still single in 50 years and there was a count down and then I was advised that is not in my best interest. In the end she took my heart put it in a blender and then poured the blood into a cup, drank from the cup and then spit my own blood into my extremely beautiful hair and you don't mess with my hair. For a year or so I banned all mentions of the "Lovely Christina" now it is somethign that happened and destroyed any notion I had of asking any girl out ever