On your left you see one of Mark T's favorite people at Deep River Waterpark. She has worked at the waterpark 4 years and recently turned 20. She has my favorite female name: Jennifer and she might be your 2007 Female Lifeguard of the year as that competition sets up of Jennifer versus Jessica versus Emily. Who will win? We shall see very shortly. That was the storyline but Emily has given her vote to Lindsey I as she is a very good guard and recently she has appeared in the storyline since is away from the wavepool as she come just in time to win the 2007 Female Lifeguard of the year award?
The answer is in and your 2007 Female Lifeguard of the Year served Deep River Waterpark for 4 years. She is the only girl that ever made me feel like dancing but she nevered danced with me. One time last year she even put a band aid on your host Mark T. This may have been her last dance at Deep River Waterpark but she made it a memorable Mark T. Congratulates your 2007 Female Lifeguard of the Year: Lindsey I
2007 Male Lifeguard of The Year: This one is going to be tough as I could not name many of the Male Lifeguards I know one is named Jake and I would probably not be able to pick him out of a line up. I met Patrick and then there is Justin and Stephen they are leads and the public says that a lead should not win this award. So who will it be?
On the right it is a picture you probably thought you'd never see but if you read this site then you probably know that is
and more than likely she would have been your 2007 Female Lifeguard of the year but her storyline came to an abrupt end. I promised the story of her logo so here it is. Her unit number was 507 and now when I call out unit 507 come in nothing no response comes but how happy she was when she said she was unit 507 she had a happy voice on that wonderful night the best night of my life June 19, 2007 which also happen to be a very special Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop Tubin Tiara Tooooooooooooooooooosday when she wore a tiara and somewhere there does exist a picture of her in the tiara and even one of your host Mark T standing next to her now that you might never see. For the number 5 there are 5 crowns in her logo as she wore the tiara. There had to be an O I was going to use the number zero but the O gave a better effect of a tube. Then if you count the letters in "The Absolutely Stunning" there are 21 and if you divide that by the number of storm slides (3) you get 7 and originally the logo was the color of the cooler in this picture but her favorite color is blue so it was redone so she would like it. There was much enjoyment from making this logo.
2007 Male Slide Attendant of Year: The female patrons seem to absolutely love him. I have seen their faces light up and it seems the other slide attendants love him too. When I see him on the slide I know we are going to have some fun and thats what we want to do so in year number 2 he is your 2007 Male Slide Attendant of the Year: MIKE
2007 Male Rookie Slide Attendant of the Year: This person I have chosen usually he works on the cyclone but I don't know his name but perhaps I will find out or we will put this award up for grabs in the next few days. I did find out his name and this was quite a good competition as there are some guys that have a lot of fun on the slides. Mark T Congratulates your 2007 Male Rookie Slide Attednant of the Year: Travis
2007 Female Rookie Lifeguard of the Year: I can't count how many times I have seen her jump in at that yellow bowl slide which apparently is her favorite spot wait I think not. I feel extremely safe when she is around and usually there is a smile on her face no matter what happens so that is great so Mark T. proudly names your 2007 Female Rookie Lifeguard of the Year: Abby
2007 Best Voice in the Park: There is one slide attendant that I just love to listen to speak and I bet you would too. He always seems to be happy I especially like when I get him on top the dragon and he has a whole phrase to say he is: Markeith.
2007 Female Slide Attendant of the Year: There may be only one female slide attendant that returned from last year and this may have been our last season to enjoy her but a friendlier person you can not find she is: Lucy.
2007 Female Rookie Slide Attendant of the Year: She is very friendly well all except that one night on that one slide but we will throw that out. Her key phrase that we love to hear her say on the body slide is "You may Go" emphasis on the Go. The Storyline goes that I follow her around I don't know that is true but if I do that is because she is the best New females slide attendant in 2007 in a very tough competition: She is Sammy.
2007 Best Bag Award: I have 3 bags that are in this competition one is an orange bag with a fish on it and some clear area which I believe is water and I was pretty sure that was going to win but then I saw this very classy bag with like a painting of a lady against a black backdrop and I like that and then just for fun how about that bright pink backpack even though that lifeguard wears big white sunglasses and that might prejuidice me not to vote for that one.
2007 Best Manager: Never has the park looked "so good" pun intended. Your facilities manager took the picture of your host Mark T on a very special Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop Tiara Tubin Toooooooooosday. Finally, after years he helped me acquire that high chair. Now he leads the charge to have stair number 1 million painted gold? Could there be anymore fun in the summer of 2007 oh yeah how about when he brought those maintenance leads and Angie did a cartwheel that was so great. It's all about the fun and with him as facilites Manager the summer of 2007 has been tremendous fun. You know him you love him he is: JOE PARKER your 2007 Manager of the year.