This is Erik or as my sister tells me to call him Easy E. I do not know how to spell that or what it even means. Erik worked at Indiana's Premeire Waterpark Deep River Waterpark of course for 4 years 1997-2000 and he better not forget that he has to work at least one more night as he said that he would work for me at the wedding of the century when your host Mark T. marries the perfect girl to me the lovely Christina on top of the storm. Right there on the Abyss. I have the spot picked out and everything and he told me he will work for me so we have a deal. Of course I need to work on getting it down to a reasonable period and I would marry the lovely Christina anytime anyplace after she graduates from college so maybe it would not be at the waterpark so feel free to borrow my idea just let me know if you get married first at the waterpark.

Sources claim that I do not like Erik but that is not true. I admit most tall people frighten me but Erik never did and you can see in this picture he is very tall. Nearly as tall as the slide ok he really isn't as tall as that slide but my sister toook this picture and she has altered it to fit in her wallet. Anyway this is a pretty good picture of Erik and we even actually got him to take his glasses off so how about that?

I have Always liked him and really missed him this year of course I seldom would see him since he worked mainly at the wavepool. I did at least see him jump in a dozen or so times to rescue people which is fun for me but he says it may be fun to watch but it wasn't always the most fun thing to do especially since some nights and days it gets cold. Fuel was added to the rumor that I did not like Erik since after he departed from the park I did go in the wavepool not once but 2x and I never went in it the 4 years that he worked there but hey the lovely Christina made me go in it and for her I would do anything. Of course I should have put Erik in charge of getting the picture of the lovely Christina for me I am sure I would have it by now then.

Erik in the 4 years he worked at Deep River Waterpark was always the friendliest male lifeguard there was which is the highest honor any male lifeguard can get. He will retire with this title. For his 4 years of service in an unprecedented event which most likely never ever again be repeated my sister and I agree that this site is honored to recognize Erik and give him the lifetime achievment award. So congratulations Erik we miss you but don't forget you have to work at the Deep River Waterpark at least one more night. I'll see you there.

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