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When he heard the tone of Buffy's voice, the vampire got up from his chair and tried to weigh his options. He could either stay where he was and deal with the wrath of Buffy, hide in the closet and deal with an even more pissed off slayer when she found him, or he could jump headfirst out of the window and into the sunlight.

"Get your ass over here, so I can stake you!"

The third option was definitely sounding the best at that point. He really hadn't meant to upset her. It was a harmless, really. A joke, as in ha-ha for him. Too bad she didn't see it that way.

"If you don't open up this door right now, I'm tearing it down and I'm gonna stake you twice for making me damage my own house!"

Looking back and forth from the window to he door, Spike finally decided to let her in. He walked slower than a person on death row, and winced as he heard her pounding on the other end. When he finally got there, he saw the look on Buffy's face and wondered if it was too late to jump.

"Now listen up, Slayer. Before you get your knickers in a twist, at least hear me out. I was only protecting you, best intentions, really."

She gave him a look of death, and practically hissed, "Spike, you were protecting me from the cute pizza boy? What was he going to do, suffocate me to death with pepperoni?" He looked at her sheepishly when he replied. "Well he looked dangerous." She glared daggers at him when she responded. "So you protected me from the dangerous pizza boy who asked me out on a date by telling him I was a lesbian?!?"

Spike opened his mouth to respond and quickly shut it again. When he finally figured out what he was going to say, he looked at the ground with a pout and spoke. "Listen, luv. Whatever I did, it's only because I love... making you miserable." With that said, he quickly swatted her on the ass and made a run for it. He'd be damned if he was going to let the Slayer make a pin cushion out of him!

Ignoring the tingling sensation she got whenever he touched her in any way, Buffy let out a low growl and started to chase him around the house. When she caught up to him in Dawn's room, she threw him on the bed and tackled him. Twisting his arm behind his back, Buffy yelled, "Say you're sorry!" Gritting his teeth in pain, he spat out, "Never!" She pulled harder, yet still he refused. Deciding to take a different route, Buffy let go of his arm and dug her elbow into his ass. She calmly asked him again, "Spike, what do you have to say?" "Bite me." Grinning like a maniac, she obliged him, and pulled his pants down, sinking her teeth into his succulent ass. He began to shout, and the louder he yelled, the harder she bit.

Unable to handle it any longer, Spike went to apologize, but was interrupted by another shriek in the room. "Oh, gross! Buffy, Spike, what the hell are you two doing! In my room! On my bed! With your butt and her mouth! Ewww!!!"

The vampire and the Slayer jumped off the bed in embarrassment as Dawn continued to make disgusted faces. Buffy turned to her, and said, "Dawn, this isn't how it looks. Really." Her sister looked at her and shook her head in denial. "Out. Just get out. I don't even want to know."

Completely humiliated, Buffy hung her head down and walked out of the room with Spike just a few steps behind her. Once she was out of earshot, Dawn grabbed Spike's arm and stared at him with narrowed eyes. He gulped, not wanting the nibblet to be mad at him. "Nice ass, Spike," she said with a grin. "Now get out." Before he could say a word, he had the door slammed shut in his face, and heard her mumble something about whacked out foreplay.

Meanwhile, Buffy was sitting in her room with the door locked. She was determined to keep Spike away from her for as long as possible. She had a room made up for him and she told him that he could use the phone line that had been installed for Dawn while he was there. With a television, a computer, a phone line, and a bed, there was no reason for him to try to talk to her again. Ever.

With that thought in mind, Buffy decided to use her own computer to try to get her mind off of the evilness that was Spike. A smile spread across her face when she signed on and found Will there. At least there was one guy out there who was still getting it right. Still grinning, Buffy clicked on his name and got ready for a good conversation.

OneOfAKind: hi Will how's it going?
DeadSexy127: Hi Anne! It's been better, it's been worse.
DeadSexy127: How about you? Everything good?
OneOfAKind: I've definitely had better days...
DeadSexy127: Awww, anything I can do to help?
OneOfAKind: Unless you want to kill my annoying new neighbor and give me a
OneOfAKind: full body massage after, no, there's nothing you can do.
DeadSexy127: lol
DeadSexy127: I think I could arrange that. :-D
OneOfAKind: Promise? lol
DeadSexy127: I don't know if I have it in me to kill a human, but I could
DeadSexy127: definitely do a full body massage... ;)
OneOfAKind: Please do! I'll be your slave for life!
OneOfAKind: ~~~ will's slave
Deadsexy127: hey, i like that. sounds catchy. lol
Deadsexy127: so, slave. what are you gonna do for me? lol
Oneofakind: I think you're the one who's supposed to be commanding me,
Oneofakind: "Master Will." lol
Deadsexy127: lol!
Deadsexy127: i'll keep that in mind for the future. ;)
Oneofakind: so, wanna cyber?

In the next room, Buffy could hear Spike choking. "Will you shut up! I'm busy over here and I can't think through your coughing!" A thump on the wall was her response.

Deadsexy127: well, you just get straight to the point, huh?
DeadSexy127: Not that I'm complaining! :-D
DeadSexy127: Though I'd rather be with you in person... ;)
OneOfAKind: someday. for now, I'm grumpy, tired and sexually frustrated
OneOfAKind: though. and you DID ask what you could do to help my mood earlier. lol
DeadSexy127: Well you have me there. :)
OneOfAKind: mind if I ask you a question? and be honest
DeadSexy127: 8 inches :-D

This time it was Spike yelling for Buffy to shut up. "Damn it, Slayer! Would you shut up! I'm trying to concentrate in here!" A thump on the wall was his response.

OneOfAKind: well that's not what I was gonna ask, but that's good to know!
DeadSexy127: oops. (crawls under desk and hides)
OneOfAKind: lmao
OneOfAKind: like I said, that's very good to know though!
DeadSexy127: :-D
OneOfAKind: I was gonna ask if you have a girlfriend.
DeadSexy127: nope
DeadSexy127: The only girl that I was interested considers me pretty much dead in her mind.
DeadSexy127: So I'm all alone.
DeadSexy127: You don't have a boyfriend, right?
OneOfAKind: I've been single for a long time
OneOfAKind: I admit that I had a huge crush, but we were just too different
OneOfAKind: not that he would have given me the light of day though
DeadSexy127: I think he's be crazy not to want you
DeadSexy127: From what I've seen, everything about you seems perfect. :)
OneOfAKind: Will, what are you doing on Friday?
DeadSexy127: Are you asking me out?
DeadSexy127: Slave. lol j/k
OneOfAKind: Would you say yes?

A moment of silence passed. The only thing that Buffy could hear was Spike's tv going in the next room. It sounded like a game of some sort. She really wished that he would turn it off. It was very annoying.

DeadSexy127: I'd do anything you asked me for.
OneOfAKind: in that case, do you want to go to a movie or something on Friday night?

In the next room, Buffy heard Spike yell out, "Yes! Touchdown!" She rolled her eyes, and pounded on the wall again. *Stupid vampires.*



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