Rocket Skates.  Very fast, very fun, very dangerous.

Slingshot.  Shoots tomatoes faster and farther than your hand.

Spring shoes.  What it would be like if you wore pogo sticks like stilts.  These captions are getting pretty weird huh?

Tomatoes.  Good for killing slow moving earthlings and booing bad comedians. *gets pelted with tomatoes* HEY!?!

Icarus wings.  My favorite present, because it lets you fly around.  One question:  How does lardass Earl stay in the air?  The world may never know...

Extra life.  Do I even have to tell you what it does?

Earthling.  An earthling pops out of your present.  Happy birthday *cough*.

Randomizer.  Re-randomizes the presents.  Could actually be useful if you don't have a certain present, because you might get it when you randomize them.

Extra buck/Jackpot.  Gives you one dollar or five dollars, respectively.  Mucho handy.

Fudge Sundae.  Gives you a fudge sundae!  How it stays cold in there is another story.

Food.  Gives you either "Yumm" or "Yuck!" food, you don't know until you try it!

Unfall.  It "unfalls" you by one level if you fell off a level.  So say you've already been to Level 10 but fell to Level 8, one of these would bring you back to Level 9. Handy eh?