1. The axe that Incred hung on the wall fell and impaled her in the head. (He blames me 'Shan' for trusting him with this task)
2. She slipped on the M&M's Incred dropped all over the floor, (oh well, her demise was a 'sweet one')
3. She was hugged to death by the Mummy. (I told him not to leave that door open)
4. He was impaled accidently by Increds sword. (o O Why did I allow him to clean it while guests were here?)
5. He met a firey death as Incred turned to greet him. (So unfortunate that Incred was holding that candle)
6. She was frightened to death by the other ghosts.
7. She made the mistake of asking Incred to dance. (May not have been so permanent had they not been doing the 'bump). He bumped her right into the guillotine)
8. Whoops, Increds poisonous pet tarantula got loose!! (What a waste, she was such a nice lady)
9. This one drowned in the moat . Incred was being such a good host and showing her the exit, so she could get some fresh air. (His pet platypus helped this one along)
10. It was really unfortunate for this one...... she got lost and starved to death, we didn't find her for weeks. (She should have asked someone else the directions to the ladies room)
11. Incred really felt bad about this one, He meant well when he chose a nice bottle of wine for her pleasure. (of course anyone could confuse the word arsenic with chablis!)
12. Now this one definately was Not His Fault! How could anyone have known the antique 'rack' would get right out of control and stretch her to oblivion?
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