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| Nicco - Nicco could have been one of the world's most successful boot-leggers and gangsters. He had the talent, the brutality, and equipment, and the lingo (including such catch phrases as "fahget about it" and "I'm gonna show you ya lungs"). Unfortunately, his criminal empire faced one big obstacle: He was born more than 50 years after prohibition ended. Naturally, ALE was all too happy to get an experienced wood shed liquor man, and hire him on their team to be an |
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| Washu - Washu is known for her development of an amazing line of "anime hair coloring products." She was looking forward to a long and successful career, until she ran into Pixie and Dixie. "Those mice are just so cute," she said later. "You'd never know how twisted they are." A few drinks of beer quickly turned into a few shots of tequila, and when she awoke, she found herself soundly beat up, wearing a skimpy leprechaun outfit and holding a sign reading |
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| "Drink Mo'gons Irish Stout." Apparently during her drunken antics, she had managed to rob a bank, burn a hospital, and start a devastating war between two small third world nations. Now she hides out at the ALE pub, waiting for the flames to die down, where she and Mounopano have been working together to try and create the world's greatest hangover cure. Washu has a happy, bubbly personality, and naturally, most of ALE members hate her. "She's always telling everyone every cloud has a silver lining," says Linger. "We have to keep reminding her that every silver lining has its cloud." When Washu travels outside, she goes under many aliases, but is mostly known as that 'pink haired lady.' |
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| enforcer. "I'm not sure why exactly we need an enforcer," confided Shaidar, "It's not like anybody really comes after us or anything. But, I guess it's good to know that if someone ever does, we'll have him to break their kneecaps." Aside from his liquor and crime operations, Nicco also runs a successful diet plan entitled, "Stop eating you Fat Bastard." |
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| things, but mostly beautiful women. Naturally, he and Linger hit it right off. "If he ponders me one more time, I'm going to kick him right in the nuts," said Tatia. Hoz continues to try and convert the various members of ALE by amazing them with his powers. "These people are heathens, you just can't please them," complained Hoz. "Why I walked on water of these people.." "The god damned lake was frozen," interrupeted Incubus. "..and I made wine flow from a rock." "That was pretty cool," admitted Pixie. "Then I turned the wine into water." "We kicked his ass for that one," added Dixie. Though the various ALE members have mixed feelings about Hoz, they were happy to take him in for one obvious reason as stated by Shaidar, "With the heads of two major religions in our midst, we get a serious tax break." |
| Hoz - Hoz, sometimes known as The Hoz, sometimes known as "Man, you really need a bath" was originally a follower of Rahl_SOT and his Seekers of Truth. Eventually, he split off with his own group known as Seekers of Truth in the Bottom of a Mug, or SOTITBOAM. In solace of religious meditation, he took a Vow of Silence. "A Vow of Silent Disdain" actually," said Hoz. "It's much more particle, whenever I see someone I don't like, I just sneer at them until they go away." Hoz uses his great wisdom to ponder many |