don't get her," grumbled Incubus reX.
When I inquired about how Pandora joined ALE, X~Slayer offered some information. "She just stumbled in here one day and she was completely distraught and babbling incoherently. From what I figured out, someone had accidently filleted her pet trout. What else could we do, but buy her a drink?" Added Pandora, "That moment forever changed my life...poor Fluffy...my poor little Fluffy...(sobs)."
Pandora spends her time in the ALE pub reading major appliance warranties that she steals from Sears, and waiting for her call back interview with the Psychic Friends Hotline. "I would be very good at that job, if they would just give me a chance," she proclaimed in a more sober moment.
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