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| Optimus - Optimus comes from the planet Pantomimus, a world of higher learning and Utopian harmony. Optimus was sent to Earth as a diplomat, but when the earthlings saw the strange gesturing with which he communicated his eloquent greeting, they burst into peals of laughter. By using the ALE translation systems, I have been able to glean dialogue from Optimus. "Those bastards, I just wanted to help usher in a new world of Galactic Peace, and they |
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| Mounopano - Mouno is ALE's mad genius. He is responsible for such creations as the ALE translation system (which Incubus borrowed and has yet to return), the ALE Time Machine, and of course Landru. He also has thick mob connections, where he got the name "Fingers." Certain 'pressures from high up' led him to flee his native Naples to seek assylum in the super secret underground ALE pub. Since |
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| joining Shaidar, he has been given the title of Keeper of the ALE, a position of great respect. He got this mainly by hinting that 'accidents' would start to happen if he didn't get it. "You'd be surprised how easily people can get their kneecaps broken, or how their pinky fingers will be just mysteriously cut off," he says. Mouno's experiments have a tendancy of getting away from him occasionally, though he continues to insist that he "workshh better after I've had a f-few." It is because of these little 'set-backs' that Mouno is currently wanted for Crimes Against Humanity by The Hague. About his past, Mouno says, "So a few cities got blown up here and there, so I turned a few orphans into hideous radioactive mutants, you can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs." Mouno's current goal is to create the perfect form of beer, one that "won't fill you up, but never leaves you dry, and is really fucking good." |
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| mock me. And when that bastard Marso Marseu stole my act, that was the last straw." It's not surprising that Optimus sunk into drink. Which of course led to his close ties with the ALE community. Optimus's amazing ability allows him to emulate anyone. He has become an MSB member, or INFERNO member, or anyone else on a moment's notice. He has sometimes been known to drop his clan affiliation at a moments notice, and then suddenly re-appear as if nothing was wrong. "Sure he changes his appearance a lot, sorta like that Terminator thingy," said Bigun, "But you'll always see him stumbling out of OUR pub come six in the morning." "Of course, the fact that he can't talk is always a dead give away," added Mouno, "He sure can type a good flame though, must be all that stored bitterness." At this point, Optimus began to form an invisible box, which is Pantomimus for, "Fuck you all." |