J O K E S

Customer : Are you sure this milk is pure ?
Milkman : Every drop of water added to it is filtered, Sir

Mina : I spent the whole night on my history book !
Nayan : Then you must have studied real hard
Mina : Not Really.... The book was under my pillow.

Wife : Please stop the car and drive me back home, I forgot to switch
off the gas stove. The house might catch fire.
Husband : No, it won't catch fire. I forgot to turn off the shower !!!

Garg : I wonder why they hung that crazy picture in this art museum ?
Ken : Probably because they couldn't find the Artist !!!

Teacher : When was Akbar, the Mughal Emperor born ?
Student : I don't know, Sir.
Teacher : Look in your History Book.
Student : (reads from the book) Akbar (1542 - 1605).
Teacher : Why didn't you read that before ?
Student : I thought it was Akbar's telephone number.

Nurse(to patient) : Wake Up !! Wake Up !!
Groggy Patient : Why ?.
Nurse : I forgot to give you your sleeping pills !!!.

Governer : How did the prisoners got away ? Weren't all the exits gaurded ?
Jail Warden : Yes Sir, They were. But they escaped through an entrance !!.