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GET WEIGHED
Joe took his blonde
blind date to a seaside carnival.
'What would you like
to do first, Kim?' asked Joe. 'I want to get weighed,' she said.
They ambled over to
the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read
67 kg and she won
a prize. .
Next the couple
went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what
she wanted to do next.
'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went
and because she'd
been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Joe lost his
dollar.
Kim and Joe walked
around the carnival and again he asked,
'Where to next?' Kim
responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Joe figured she was
really weird and took
her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura,
asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked.
Kim said, 'Oh, Waura,
it was wousy.'
This quiz consists
of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be
a professional.
SCROLL DOWN FOR THE ANSWERS.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult.
You just need to think like
a professional.
1. How do you
put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether
or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way.
2. How do you
put an elephant into a refrigerator?
...
Incorrect answer: Open the
refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door.
Correct Answer: Open the
refrigerator remove the giraffe and put in the elephant and close the door.
This question tests your
foresight.
3. The Lion King
is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not
attend?
...
Correct answer: The elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of
comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you did not
have the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance
to test your
qualifications to be a professional.
4. There is a river filled
with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
... Correct answer: Simply
swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! This
question tests
your reasoning ability.
So......
If you answered four out
of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success
await you.
If you answered three out
of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you. .
If you answered two out
of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
.
If you answered one out
of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever
make any money. .
If you answered none correctly,
consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at
all, such as law or politics.
One thing
that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit
down at the dinner table
only to be interrupted
by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to
try to be as
irritating as they
were to me.
The call was from
AT&T and it went something like this:
Me: Hello
AT&T: Hello, this
is AT&T...
Me: Is this
AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this
is AT&T...
Me: This is
AT&T?
AT&T: Yes This
is AT&T...
Me: Is this
AT&T?
AT&T: YES! This
is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron please?
Me: May I ask
who is calling?
AT&T: This is
AT&T.
Me: OK, hold
on.
At this point I put
the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person
would have hung up the phone.
Much to my surprise,
when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
Me: Hello?
AT&T: Is this
Mr. Byron?
Me: May I ask
who is calling please?
AT&T: Yes this
is AT&T...
Me: Is this
AT&T?
AT&T: Yes this
is AT&T...
Me: This is
AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, is
this Mr. Byron?
Me: Yes, is
this AT&T?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: The phone
company?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I thought
you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes sir,
we are a phone company.
Me: I already
have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't
selling phones today Mr. Byron.
Me: Well whatever
it is, I'm really not interested but thanks for calling.
When you are not interested
in something, I don't think you can express yourself any plainer than by
saying
"I'm really not interested",
but this lady was persistent.
AT&T: Mr. Byron
we would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week, 365 days a year.
Now, I am sure she
meant she was offering a "rate" of 10 cents a minute but she at no time
used the word rate.
I could clearly see
that it was time to whip out the trusty old calculator and do a little
ciphering.
Me: Now, that's
10 cents a minute 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting
a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes sir that's right! 24
hours a day!
Me: 7 days a
week?
AT&T: That's right.
Me: 365 days
a year?
AT&T: Yes sir.
Me: I am definitely
interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think
so!
Me: That's
quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes sir,
it's amazing how it ads up.
Me: OK, so will
you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the
year for the full $52,560,
and if you send an
annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
Me: You know,
the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are
you talking about?
Me: You said
you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days
a year. That comes to
$144 per day, $1008
per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will
be making payment.
AT&T: Oh no sir
I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute. Me: Wait
a minute here!!!
Didn't you say you'd
give me 10 cents a minute?
Me: Are you
sure this is AT&T?
AT&T: Well, yes
this is AT&T sir but......
Me: But nothing,
how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute
that I'll give you 10
cents a minute? Is
this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things
like this in the
Enquirer you know.
Don't use your alien brainwashing techniques on me!
AT&T: No sir we
are offering 10 cents a minute for.....
Me: THERE YOU
GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please!
AT&T: Sir I don't
think that is necessary.
Me: Sure! You
say that now! What happens later?
AT&T: What?
Me: I insist
on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes Mr.
Byron. Please hold on.
So now AT&T has
me on hold and my supper is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting
for a supervisor.
After a wait of a few minutes and while I have a mouth full of food:
Supervisor: Mr. Byron?
Me: Yeth?
Supervisor: I understand
you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
Me: Id thish
Ath Teeth & Teeth?
Supervisor: Yes sir,
it sure is.
I had to swallow before
I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and
I had to
be careful not to
produce a snort.
Me: No, actually
I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up
for the plan. Supervisor:
OK, no problem, I'll
transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
Me: Thank you.
I was on hold once
again and was getting really hungry. I needed to end this conversation.
Suddenly, there was an
aggravated but polite
voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello Mr.
Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan?
Me: Do you have
that friends and family thing because you can never have enough friends
and I'm an only child
and I'd really like
to have a little brother...
AT&T: (click)
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an
8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you
have to pay for it yourself.
IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more
WORK.
IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and
unlock open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing
games.
IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.
IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and
friends.
IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no
work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through
the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get
out and go inside bars.
Only In America
Only in America... can a pizza get to your
house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America... are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America... do people order double cheese
burgers, a large fry and a diet coke...
Only in America... do banks leave both doors open
and then chain the pens to the counters...
Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands
of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in
the garage...
Only in America... do we use answering machines
to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...
Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight...
Only in America... are the least useful professions
(professional athletes, movie actors & entertainers) paid so disproportionally
much compared to people with normal jobs...
Only in America... do people buy domestic brand
tires, because they want to "buy American," and install them on their imported
cars...
Only in America... the budgets for advertising
non-essential items, like soft drinks, exceed the economies of many third-world
nations...
Only in America... do we use the word politics
to describe the process so well. Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning
blood sucking creatures...
(
What is Race car Spelt back words !!!!!!!!!!! )
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20
a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30
a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for
someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35
she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40
a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place
to visit.
Between 41 and 50
she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60,
she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate
keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70,
a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas,
no future.
After 70, they become
Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is,but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY
OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70 a man is
like Iraq - ruled by a dick
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Canadian
Transportation Safety Board
The Canadian Transportation
Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with
the Canadian auto maker Ford for the past five years, whereby the auto
makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in
an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last
15 seconds before the crash.
They were surprised to find
in almost all provinces the last words of drivers in 61.2% of fatal crashes
were "OH, SHIT!" Only the province of Quebec was different, where 89.3%
of the final words were: "HOLD MY BEER, TABERNAC, AND WATCH DIS!"
Home work assingment
The kindergarten
class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and
relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little
kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant
to call upon little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude.
But eventually his turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the
class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard,
then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had
in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what
that was.
"It's a period," reported
Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about
a period."
"Damned if I know,"
said Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy
had a heart attack, Mummy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
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Freeze To Death
Two men waiting at the gates of Heaven strike up a conversation.
"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel
to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first", says the second man.
"But in the end it isn't too bad.
How did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "I knew my
wife was cheating on me, so one day I went home unexpectedly. I found her
alone in the bedroom, doing some knitting. Then I ran all over the house
looking for the man, starting in the basement, but just as I got to the
attic, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic."
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd
both still be alive."
Flat
Stomach
A little boy walks into his parents
room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down.
The mom sees her son and quickly
dismounts, worried about what her son has seen, she dress's quickly and
goes to find him.
The son sees his mom and asks'
"What were you and dad doing?"
The mother replies "Well you
know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it
to help flatten it." "Your wasting your time." say's the boy.
"Why is that?" asked his mom,
puzzled?
"Well when you go shopping the
lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back
up."
Tragedy In Eastern Canada
Gander NLFD (CP)
Canada's Worst Air Disaster occurred earilier today when a Cessna 152,
a small two-seater plane, crashed into a cemetery early this morning in
central Newfoundland.
Newfie search and rescue workers have recovered 826 bodies so far,
and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
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Quebec Joke
An Alberta construction
site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came a Quebecois.
"I'm not hiring any Quebecers," the foreman thought to himself, so he made
up a test hoping that the Quebecois wouldn't be able to answer the questions,
and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.
"Here's your first
question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number
9."
"Without numbers?" The Quebecois
says. "Dat is easy," and proceeds to draw three trees.
"What's this?" the boss
asks.
"Ave you got no brain?
Tree and tree and tree make
nine." Says the Quebecer.
"Fair enough," says the boss.
"Here is your second question.
Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."
The Quebecois stares into
space for a while,
then picks up the picture
that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."
The boss scratches his head
and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
"Each of da trees is dirty
now! So it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Dat is 99."
The boss is getting worried
he's going to have to hire him
, so he says, "Alright,
last question. Same rules again, but represent the number 100."
The Quebecer stares into
space again, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark
at the base of each tree, and says, "Ere you go. One 'undred."
The boss looks at the attempt.
"You must be nuts if you
think that represents a hundred."
The Quebecois leans forward
and points to the marks at the tree bases, and says, "A little dog come
along and crap by each tree, so now you've got dirty tree and a turd, dirty
tree and a turd, and dirty tree and a turd, which make one 'undred.
So when do I start?"
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2 Parrots
A lady approaches her priest
and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest
inquires.
"They only know how to say,
'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest
exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female
parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking
parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach
your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots
will learn to praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman
brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are
holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female
parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're
prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at
the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have
been answered!"
SPAGHETTI
A doctor was having
an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she told him she
was pregnant.
Not wanting his wife to
know, he gave the nurse a large sum of money and asked her to go to Italy
and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?
she asked.
"Just send me a postcard
and write "spaghetti" on the back." he replied.
Not knowing what else
to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by.
Then one day, the doctor's
wife called at the office and exclaimed, "Dear, you received a very strange
postcard in the mail today and I don't understand what it means." The doctor
said, "Just wait until I get home and I'll read it and explain it to you
later."
Later that evening,
the doctor came home, and read the postcard, fell to the floor, fainted
and collapsed.
The wife picked up the card
and read, "Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti. Two with sausage
and meatballs, two without."
The
F Test
How many F's can you see?
This is a test. But a fun test! be honest people, don't cheat. this
is cool!!
READ this sentence:
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS.
Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not
go back and count them again. Then see below... Answer below (scroll down)
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ANSWER
There are six F's in the sentence.
One of average intelligence finds three of them.
If you spotted four, you're above average.
If you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody.
If you caught six, you are a genius.
There is no catch. Many people forget the OFs. The human brain
tends to see them as "V's" instead of "F's".
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Just Hold Me
Husband and wife
are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up.
But then the wife stops
and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband
says "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional
needs as a Woman.
The husband realizes that
nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next
day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store.
He walks around and has
her try on three very expensive outfits. And then tells his wife.
We'll take all three of
them. Then goes over and gets matching shoes worth $200 each. And then
goes to the Jewelry Dept. and gets a set of diamond earrings. The wife
is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not
care). She goes for the tennis bracelet.
The husband says "but you
don't even play tennis, but OK if you like it then lets get it." The wife
is jumping up and down so excited she cannot even believe what is going
on.
She says "I am ready
to go, lets go to the cash register." The husband says,"
no - no - no, honey we're
not going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey
-
I just want you to HOLD
this stuff for a while." Her face gets really red and she is about to explode
and then the Husband says, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs
as a Man!!!
It was mailman
George's last day on the job after 35 years of delivering the mail through
all kinds of weather.
When he arrived at
the first house on his route, the whole family came out, roundly congratulated
him, and sent
him on his way with
a tidy gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box
of fine cigars.
The folks at the third
house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the next
house, he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing
negligee.
She took him by the
hand, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind
with the
most passionate love
he had ever experienced.
When he'd had
enough, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs,
potatoes,
ham, sausage, blueberry
waffles and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly
satisfied, she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring,
he noticed
a dollar bill sticking
out from under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this is just too
wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last
night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that
I wanted to do something
special for you. I asked him what to give you. He said, 'Screw him. Give
him a dollar.'"
"Breakfast was my idea."
Penis Raise
I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons: * I do physical labor
* I work at great depths
* I work head first
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays
* I work in a damp environment
* I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
* I work in high temperatures
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases
Response from the administration:
After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised, the administration rejects
your request for the following reasons:
* You do not work 8 hours straight
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
*You do not always follow the orders of the management
team
* You do not stay in your allocated position, and often
visit other areas
* You take a lot of non-roistered breaks
* You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured
and stimulated in order to start working
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
* You don't always observe H&S measures, such as
wearing
the correct protective gear
* You don't wait till pension age before retiring
* You don't like working double shifts
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before you
have completed the day's work
* And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly
entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.
A Mexican family crosses
over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved
with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he
takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a big hill, kneels at the
base of a tree, and begins to pray: "Lord, please show me a way to feed
my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not
see a man coming over the top of the hill, who is stumbling wildly with
a broken grocery sack.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes,
a large wheel of cheddar cheese rolls down the hill and lands at his feet!
"Oh, thank you, Lord, thank you!" he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs
straight home.
Upon returning home, he gives the
cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese
enchiladas and burritos and other things?" she inquires.
"No," the husband says, "The Lord
sent this to me with a message. As I ran home, I kept hearing Him yell,
'That's nacho cheese! That's nacho cheese!'"
 Little
Billy on Philosophy
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a
fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"
She calls on little BILLY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."
Then little BILLY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are
3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking
the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down
the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice
cream.
Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies,
"Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
To which Little BILLY replied,
"The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on', but I like
your thinking."
Subject: Questions
This should be simple for
you smart people!!
OK, relax, clear your mind
and....... begin.
1.
What do you put in a toaster?
?
?
The answer is bread. If you
said "toast", then
give up now and go do something
else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2.
Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
?
Answer: Cows drink water.
If you said "milk",
please do not attempt the
next question. Your brain is obviously overstressed and may even overheat.
It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more
appropriate such as "Children's World".
If you said, "water" then
proceed to question three.
3.
If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue
bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made
from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
?
Answer: Greenhouses are made
from glass. If you said "green bricks", what the heck are you still doing
here reading these questions?????
Dang.....If you said "glass",
then go on to question four.
4.
Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford
Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people
get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off
and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In
Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six
people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.
What
was the name of the bus driver?
?
?
Answer: Oh, for heaven
sake!
It was YOU, you dummy. Read
the firstline!!!
Q: What is the Taliban's
national bird?
A: Duck
Q: How do you play
Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
CNN News Bulletin
At a hastily called press
conference this morning, Taliban Minister of Immigration, Mohammed Omar,
warned the United States that if any further military action was taken
against Afghanistan, Taliban authorities would not hesitate to cut off
America's supply of convenience store managers.
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Now For the Final Joke of
Page 1 !!! ( I Hope You Enjoyed These jokes from around the net)
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama
Bin Laden and Uncle Sam are out walking together one day. They come across
a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
"I will give each of you
each one wish, that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am
a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land
to be forever fertile in Canada." With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF'
the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.
Osama Bin Laden was amazed,
so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews
or Americans can come into our precious state." Again, with a blink of
the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Afghanistan.
"Uncle Sam" (A former civil
engineer), asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out---virtually
impenetrable."
"Uncle Sam" says, "Fill it
with water."
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