subject: omg wow lol jk lmao bf4> wow <3 omg ttyl WOW...

omg totally fill this out and re-post it omg so i can tell you my answers 2!!!

WOULD YOU...
1. tell me i look like whoopi goldberg?
2. put salad in my back pocket... just for kicks?
3. take off my hat in public?
4. insist repeatedly that "pearl jam has no place in today's world" while shopping with me at filene's and/or forever 21?
5. record a version of don henley's "the boys of summer" with dj jazzy jeff on background vocals... <i>just for me?!</i>
6. hire mr. barnes to get me "in the mood?"
7. hire mr. barnes to watch himself getting hired by you to get me "in the mood?"
8. hire little richard to watch himself walking (on one videotape) and watch mr. barnes getting hired to watch himself getting hired by you to get me "in the mood" (on another videotape) while walking through an airport terminal?*
9. drop a shit load of change in front of me just so i'll yell "it's always the same, gary oldman!" and buy you a pack of orbit gum because you're not seventeen yet?
10. "hook me up" with cajun chef paul prudhomme?
11. rake so many leaves that you'd lose the will to live?
12. hire mr. ramos to walk backwards through baggage claim while watching little richard watching himself walking (on one videotape) and watching mr. barnes getting hired to watch himself getting hired by you to get me "in the mood" (on another videotape) while walking through an airport terminal?**
13. play the "GNARLIEST GUITAR SOLO EVER!" so i could finally have some entrance music when i walk into a room?
14. force every pilot in america (and a few in austria) to take a class in which they have to watch an educational video of you hiring mr. ramos to walk backwards through baggage claim while watching little richard watching himself walking (on one videotape) and watching mr. barnes getting hired to watch himself getting hired by you to get me "in the mood" (on another videotape) while walking through an airport terminal?***
15. call me veronica?
16. get excited if i said "i found a tunnel into vin diesel?"
17. "let loose with the ham salad?"
18. make ocean spray bring back its old cranberry juice packaging... <i>JUST FOR ME?!?!</i>
19. kiss ME (maine)?
20. hug AZ (arizona)?
22. tongue-kiss JR (jack ruby)?
23. make out with AM (the adirondack mountains) as they watch the 1900 silent film <i>eccentricities of an adirondack canoe</i>, followed by a clip of you forcing every pilot in america (and a few in austria) to take a class in which they have to watch an educational video of you hiring mr. ramos to walk backwards through baggage claim while watching little richard watching himself walking (on one videotape) and watching mr. barnes getting hired to watch himself getting hired by you to get me "in the mood" (on another videotape) while walking through an airport terminal?****
24. eat a pizza made by me?
25. strip naked, eat a whole bunch of "hot wings" (whatever the hell those are), and call me on the phone just to tell me "where it's at?"
26. buy the latest eminem album because "mosh" is "like... the most important song about politics <i>ever!</i>"
27. like... share? "no way."*****
28. give me a sign the next time you're going to shoot off that fucking potato cannon in the house?
29. just leave bette midler the fuck <i>out of it?!</i>
30. sign a confession stating that johnny depp helped you make out with AM (the adirondack mountains) as they watched the 1900 silent film <i>eccentricities of an adirondack canoe</i>, followed by a clip of you forcing every pilot in america (and a few in austria) to take a class in which they have to watch an educational video of you hiring mr. ramos to walk backwards through baggage claim while watching little richard watching himself walking (on one videotape) and watching mr. barnes getting hired to watch himself getting hired by you to get me "in the mood" (on another videotape) while walking through an airport terminal?******

*some credit for this one goes to mike taylor.
**ditto.
***still... the little richard, the videotape, the airport... let's give credit where credit is due.
****refer to episode #2.18 of <i>good times</i>, entitled "the debutante ball."
*****that was tony hawk saying "no way." remember those bagel bites commercials...?
******written by those responsible for tv's <i>perfect strangers.</i>