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Bloopers 
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Catch me if you can 
- Sirth heading for the festival
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all 
his Pokemon to their balls, except for Blaze. Sting woke up from his meditation 
and jumped down, but smacked Psycho in the back with his claw, making the 
psychic pokemon fall to the ground, head first.
DIRECTOR: 
CUT!!!!
SIRTH: Oops, forgot one.
PSYCHO: (Baka trainer) *shoots his hand 
out and throws Sirth into a tree*
Take 2
"OK guys, time to go." He 
returned all his Pokemon to their balls, except for Blaze. Sting woke up from 
his meditation and jumped down. "Festival may already be starting. Let's go 
Blaze." Sirth climbed on top of Blaze's back, but slid down his back and fell 
off.
Take 3
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to 
their balls.
DIRECTOR: CUT!!!
SIRTH: What?
DIRECTOR: You returned 
Blaze.
SIRTH: Oops again.
Take 5
"OK guys, time to go." He returned 
all his Pokemon to their balls, but missed Psycho and got Sting.
SIRTH: 
AHHH!!! *let's sting out.*
Sting has blood red eyes and is breathing heavily. 
He starts chasing Sirth deeper into the forest, claws flying.
Take 
10
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to their balls, except 
for Blaze. Sting whipped his tongue at the tree branch and lowered himself 
down.
SIRTH: You're not Sting.
STING: Of course I am, human. I got a 
letter saying I'm in this movie.
SIRTH: Sting is a Scyther.
STING: ....... 
*whips his tongue at a female cameraman and runs off with her.*
*dies laughing*
The 'friendly' 
sting.
Ahhhh so THATS how he gets girls
The many uses of the twenty foot long tounge hehe.
From Karribean 
Mediterania Cruise: Part where Kirby and Ryo run past Redwaters and StormTemper, 
after Kirby slipped the key card in ST's cape.
Take 1
The two zoom 
past Rw and ST so fast they spun like tops for a couple of minutes. Bounce of 
railings, walls and each other all the way down to the other end of the 
boat.
Rw & ST: Ow. @@;
Take 5
The two zoom past Rw and 
ST so fast they spun like tops for a couple of minutes. ST ended spinning and 
over the railing, into the ocean.
RM: Man over board.
Rw *finally 
stops spining, but looks greener then usual*: I think I'm going to...*runs and 
bends over the rail.*
ST *As he's being hosited out with a life 
perserver*: Hey watch it. Gross.
Take 10
The two zoom past Rw and 
ST so fast they spun like tops for a couple of minutes. As they spun the card 
that was in ST's cape flew out into an open port window. It rick-o-shases off a 
wall and many people had to duck to keep from getting cut by it.
RM 1: 
Hey.
RM 2: Look out!
RM 3: WTF?! OW!! My eye!! It got my 
eye.
KMT studios- Cor 
getting the tranq gun
Cor kicked the side of the storage box and held his 
hands out for the gun.
"oof...*WHAM*....anvil..."
Take 
2:
Cor kicked the side of the storage box and held his hands out for the 
gun.
"*squelch*.....I`m not even opening my eyes just get it off my 
hands...*squelch*"
Take 3:
Cor kicked the side of the storage box 
and held his hands out for the gun.
"OW damn Ball and chains!...that 
stings..."
Plushiemon Journey 
- Maverick-Zero attacks
Take 1
"I hope you don't give up running 
now...CAUSE HE'S GAININ' ON US!!!" Crono shouted as they noticed Maverick-Zero 
closing in on them.
Maverick-Zero lept into the air and landed in front 
of the group, stopping them in their tracks. Before he could say anything, the 
ground under him gave way and drops him into a deep pit.
Jessie: We've 
finally got that Pikachu!
Jessie, James and Meowth jumped out of the bush 
and ran up to the pit. They looked inside only to meat with a streaking mix of 
red and pink. Maverick-Zero lands in front of the three, blowing steam through 
his nostrils.
Maverick-Zero: You are so DEAD! (He slams his fist to the 
ground, causing the area around him to explode)
Team Rocket (Flying off): 
LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!
Director: Ah, they were in 
the wrong show anyway...  ;;;
;;;
Take 2
"I hope you don't give up running now...CAUSE 
HE'S GAININ' ON US!!!" Crono shouted as they noticed Maverick-Zero closing in on 
them.
Maverick-Zero lept into the air and landed in front of the group, 
stopping them in their tracks.
"More victoms to torment." Maverick-Zero 
said with an evil laugh as he advance towards the fightened group, forcing them 
to back away. Again, the ground under him gave way and he drops into a 
pit.
Jessie: Did we get it!?
James: I hope we did?
They ran 
up to the hole and looked down. Next thing they knew, they were running from 
Maverick-Zero who chased after them, swinging his Z-Saber.
Team Rocket: 
LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS RUNNING OFF AGAIN!!!
Take 3
"I hope you 
don't give up running now...CAUSE HE'S GAININ' ON US!!!" Crono shouted as they 
noticed Maverick-Zero closing in on them. They soon stopped when Maverick-Zero 
AGAIN fell into another hole.
James: Please let it be that 
Pikachu...
White-Jet: Um...are you guys lost?
Jessie: What do you 
mean? This is the place where those brats are, isn't it?
Crono: Not 
really, and to be on the safe side, I'd start running right about now?
A 
shadow loomed over them. The color drained from them as they turned and looked 
at a VERY pissed of Maverick-Zero.
Maverick-Zero: I hope you couples 
signed your death wish, CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!
Team Rocket (Running from 
Zero who started firing his Z-Buster at them): NEXT TIME WE ASK FOR 
DIRECTIONS!!!!

I'm none too good 
at these.
Dorment, birth of the ultimate maverick
Crash walking down 
the hall. 
Crash walks down the hall, looking somewhat beffudled. 
He seems completely lost. He is busy trying not to knock the smaller Reploids 
out of the way, so of course he doesn't notice the low hanging 
arch....
Crash's head and the arch make a resonating *clang*, and Crash drops 
to the ground unconscious. The cameraman drops his camera and runs over to 
Crash, to see if he's was alright. Camera breaks on the ground, end of the 
short.
Final Fantasy: 
What it takes to be a Light Warrior
Scene: Right as the Light 
Warriors break the shield.
Take One
"Looks like it's seen 
better days." Nick looks from the ruins to Timothy, "So what are we supposed to 
get in?"
Timothy shrugged, "I think we just walk up to the front door and 
knock."
They approached slowly, their crystals glowing in muted colors as 
they reached the shield. Walking up to it Nick runs into the invisible 
barrier.
"I thought you said it was going to go down!" Nick growels 
irritably.
William's trying hard not to laugh at Nick as the other two 
shake their heads sadly, "Don't look at me."
Ok... these aren't 
from any of the IFFs here, but I felt they deserve a mention.
Happy 
Hogwarts Place - Gryffindor Quidditch Practice
(Where Meredith mounts her 
broom. For extra laughs, keep in mind she's terified of heights. )
Take 
1:
She sighed, gritted her teeth, and kicked off from the dirt. Instead 
of shooting towards the three golden hoops, she landed a moment later, 
face-first into the dirt.
Meredith: Ow.
Cassie: ...Are you sure you 
didn't take a broom from Flich's closet instead?
Director: CUT!
Take 
2:
She sighed, gritted her teeth, and kicked off from the dirt. The 
familiar, soaring, not exactly pleasant feeling filled her as she flew to the 
three golden hoops...
...And ended as she slipped off the smooth end of 
the broom and crashed into the ground head-first.
Ren: *wincing* Can 
someone call the nurse? Again?
Director: CUT!
Take 3:
She 
sighed, gritted her teeth, and kicked off from the dirt. The familiar, soaring, 
not exactly pleasant feeling filled her as she flew to the three golden 
hoops.
By an incredibly unlucky chance, she crashed right into the pole 
that supported the middle hoop.
Director: CUT!
Meredith: I hate my 
life.
~~~
Just for kicks:
Guilty As Charged - Beginning 
scene of Avalon in the tunnels 
Take 1
A glimmer of 
steel-
Avalon twisted the flashlight around sharply. Too sharply, for the 
flashlight shot out of her hands and smashed into a tunnel wall, leaving her in 
darkness.
Avalon: Oops.
Final Fantasy: 
What It Takes To Be a Light Warrior 
Scene: Just as the party 
meets up with Garland.
Take 1:
Tim: Wait a minute, your not the 
Garland I know...
Garland FF9: Is this the Final Fantasy IX 
set?
Will: *Looks frustrated* NO!
Garland FF9: Oh...Damn 
confounded place, keep getting turned around every five minutes.
Will: 
*Sigh* Somebody show him the way out.
*Nick "Escorts" out Garland... By 
Kicking his ass, hard.*
*Cassie sweatdrops*
Tim: Well, at least 
you can say that Final Fantasy IX's Garland showed up in Final Fantasy 1 after 
all.....
Will: I don't think that ma... Hey! Wait a minute! Where is OUR 
Garland?
Tim: For that matter, where's Sara?
*Meanwhile, in 
another room*
Garland: Just a little....
*WHAM*
*Sara 
smiles in Victory, as she just beat him in Arm Wrestling for the 50th 
Time*
Sara: You lose. *Gets ready for a 51st time* Want to try 
again?
Garland: Grr... No Fair! You cheated!
Sara: It's not 
MY fault you suck.
*Terra Branford, Aeris 
Gainsborough, Rinoa Heartilly, and Yuna are laughing at Garland's 
wimpiness.*
*Suddenly, Imps sneak into the Back door, and into Garland's 
Wardrobe Room....*
And, a Bonus Blooper!
Final Fantasy: 
What It Takes To Be a Light Warrior 
Scene: Casting for 
FF:WITTBaLW 
= Part 1 (It's a long Blooper) =
*Last sets of 
characters are left... The Cast who DID eventually make it, and the Cast of the 
Comic Series, "8-Bit Theater".*
Black Mage: Let me see that 
map!
Tim: Huh?
*The two groups see each other. Most of the cast 
runs off in oppisite Directions, but Tim is coldly glaring at Black Mage, and 
Cassie is Squabbling with White Mage*
Tim: ..... *Pulls a staff from 
under his cloaks, and clobbers Black Mage, knocking him unconcious* Wow. That 
was easier than I thought it would be.
Black Mage: *Groans and gets up* 
You give Black Magi around the universe a bad name, just like that chump Vivi 
Orunita.
*Will regains composure... and tries to beat the Crap out of Red 
Mage*
Tim: No, you got it confused. YOU shame the class of Black 
Mage.
Black Mage: Why's that, wimp?
Tim: Your a jerk, and won't 
ever get laid. *Grins*
White Mage: *Turns towards Tim* Damn straight, on 
both accounts!
Black Mage: *Ignores White Mage's outburst* Like you have 
a chance.
Tim: I do. I have a girlfriend.
Blackmage: That's 
it! I declare this argument OVER! *Throws a Hadouken!*
*Tim sidesteps 
easily*
Black Mage: HEY! *Pouts* You Moved!
Tim: That's what I 
meant by you disgrace Black Magi!!! *Eyes Glow brightly as he chants a spell* 
FLARE!!!!!!!
*A Brilliant Fire attack later, and Black Mage is on the 
ground, a little flame on his hat twinks out*
Black Mage: 
Ow...
White Mage: ...And now I have to heal the Nimrod. Stupid White Mage 
oath!
*White Mage heals Black Mage*
Tim: MUTE! *Silences the Black 
Mage* That should keep him out of my hair for a while.
Fighter: I like 
swords!
Nick: Quiet you! *Hits Fighter over the head with a blunt 
object*
Thief & Kyle: *Eye Cass* *Similtaniously* Hi, 
Baby.
Tim: *Groan* Here they go again. God, the only difference between 
the two are 8-Bits.
Cassie: Oh No you don't... *Mallets both thieves 
flat*
*The Pancaked Thieves waddle away*
Jinn: Thank Bahamut that 
I finally got away from that other Martial Artist.....
*Part 2 Coming 
Soon*

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