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Posted by Corvus on 16.05.2002 at 02:35 PM:

  Bloopers

http://kmcomic.focusindia.com/Bloopers.doc


Posted by Corvus on 18.05.2002 at 10:16 AM:

 

OOC : okay first new post in this section

IC : Normal day at bng

'don`t collaspe...don`t collaspe...too late',Kor fell faceforward his chin smacking into a trashcan,"OW","CUT"


Posted by N-FiniteFangirl on 18.05.2002 at 10:36 AM:

 

*The Evil that People Do*
--Goodbye scene between Riko and Steven.

"Steven, wait!" Riko ran up to him. "I have something to tell you, too!"

"Yes?"

"Well...we're, ah...ah, screw it!!" She kissed him full on the mouth.

"CUT!!"

"I just had to let that out!" Riko protested, even though her hands were still caressing Steven's now-red cheeks.

"Oh, Riko!" Lisa sighed. "You're supposed to wait until that certain time in Normal Day to actually show your true feelings for him!"

"But I can't wait--not after that kiss he gave me!"

"I-I-I--" Steven finally sputtered.


Posted by Redwaters on 19.05.2002 at 05:04 PM:

 

Normal Day at BnG
(Catching the egg take: 1)

Redwaters: Oh no. The egg. Someone catch it.

FireMaker: I got it.

AdamS: No I got it.

Tom: Me. It's coming my way.

The three run into each other. Saber flies above them and catches it. "Sillies."

Dirctor: CUT

(Take: 2)

Redwaters: Oh no. The egg. Someone catch it.

Tom: I got it.

AdamS: I tell you I got it.

FireMaker: Their mine. I got it.

They run around in cirlces and stop before hitting each other. The egg falls between them and breaks. It empty.

Redwaters (holding the real egg): Thank goodness I didn't really lose hold of it.

The egg cracks open and the to babies come cooing out.

Dirctor: Cut, too early for the hatch scene.

Babies: What?!

FireMaker: Fast growing kids. Already know how to talk.


Posted by Corvus on 21.05.2002 at 03:39 PM:

 

Rain of Shadows - the hut scene

"crap your right",he got off the cot and was walking towards the main room,"er Moore honey,blanket?","HUH!? crap".He didn`t turn back to her but caught the blanket when she threw it at him and wrapped it around himself


Posted by Steven Kunz on 21.05.2002 at 03:44 PM:

 

The Evil That People Do
--The scene where I toss that tea cup at the wall and I scare Riko.

OOC: This may sound obvious, but I just wanna tell this. It sounds funny to me.

"I need to be alone. Excuse me."

Steven leviates and prepares to go through the ceiling when instead of levitating at a normal speed, he flys straight into the wall at a fast speed, and crashes his head on the ceiling!

Steven falls to the ground, unconscious.

"CUT!"

Riko runs up to Steven. "Are you OK, Steven?!"

She sweatdrops when he sees his face.

"@o@"

"Aiyaiyai, Steven....Why do you have to act so baka sometimes? ^^;"


Posted by William Dojinn on 27.05.2002 at 08:47 PM:

 

OOC: Sorry if this thread isn't taking anything from Writer's Paridice, but....

IC: Mathmatics of a soul, Scene where Blues is blacked out.

Black.

Endless fields of nothingness.

White.

A flash of existence in the void.


Guys? A little light here would be nice.

Director: Cut! Blues its dark for a reason, Geeze.

blues: Whatever I wouldn't have signed onto this if I knew the writers had a thing for babylon 5.


Posted by Sokket on 29.05.2002 at 04:28 PM:

 

This is from that Jurasic park thing, where Sting throws the acid at Dharr's back.


*Dharr is yelling into his cell-phone*

Dharr: I'M TELLING YOU WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE $#%^#$ CONDOS!


Director: Ummm... Dharr? Your on... you should probably duck...

Dharr: What are you talking about?!? Can't You see I'm busy?

*acid hits him in the back and begins to eat through his armor.*

Dharr: AGGHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

*Dharr throws off his armor, his fresh is a little burnt underneath*

Dharr: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THAT?!?!?!?

Director: I did.

Dharr: Says you... C'NI GET A MEDIC OVER HERE!

Sting: Hssss.... You okay?

Dharr: Thanks For the Warning there Sting! I could have been killed!

Sting: ...


Posted by Corvus on 09.06.2002 at 07:42 AM:

 

Normal Day at bng - the proposal scene

---

"Lyra will you be the woman I wake up with for the rest of my life?"

A shadow beam hit Kor and slammed him against the wall,Corvus walked in a took the ring off him,"if thats what your going to do as best man you can forget about it".


Posted by Author X on 13.06.2002 at 10:12 PM:

 

Opaque - practicing with the staff

-----------
Take 1:

Dylath pulled out his staff and began swinging and spinning it around vigorously. Suddenly, it slipped and flew out of his hand, "Duck!"
AdamS turned and shouted before dropping to the ground. Mitch wasn't so lucky, and was knocked several feet away.
"Sorry..." ^_^;;

-----------
Take 2:

Dylath pulled out his staff and began swinging and spinning it around vigorously. When he swung it around in front of him, there was a thud and he leaned over, his eyes watering. He fell over on his side and lay on the ground silently for a while, biting his lip. There was a corus of "ooh" and "ouch..." from the rest of the group, particularly the male portion.


Posted by Tiamat Zero on 14.06.2002 at 07:39 AM:

 

Heeheeheee


Posted by Author X on 14.06.2002 at 02:37 PM:

 

Heh, I guess I'm good at these.

Beyond the Junkyard - a drink at last
------------
Take 1

Kikuchiyo's eyes lit up and he turned the flask upwards, taking several large, gratefull gulps. Then several more... and more... everyone watched him for a while, until Yugo coughed politely. Kikuchiyo immediately jumped away and clutched the flask to his chest protectively and growled like a feral animal.
"You know, the first step is admitting you have a problem, buddy."

Take 3

Kikuchiyo's eyes lit up and he turned the flask upwards, taking several large, gratefull gulps. After draining half of the flask, he stopped and screwed the lid back on. "Ahh... much better" he noticed that several of the others were staring at him. He coughed nonchalantly. "Sorry." He tossed the flask back to Yugo, seeming a bit reluctant to do so. Yugo tried to catch it without looking, but just missed.

Take 5

He tossed the flask back to Yugo, seeming a bit reluctant to do so. Yugo caught the flask without even looking round, but it then slipped out of his fingers and dropped

Take 13

He tossed the flask back to Yugo, seeming a bit reluctant to do so. Yugo caught the flask without even looking round as they walked towards the town.

Director: Finally!
Camera Man: Um... boss... I just noticed the lens cap was on.
Director: WHAT?!?

Take 21

After draining half of the flask, he stopped and tried in vain to screw the cap back on. He ended up spilling most of the rest of it and finally tossed it to Yugo, but fell over half-way and began singing Indonesian drinking songs into the ground.

Director: Let's try and get this one later, shall we?


Posted by AdamS on 14.06.2002 at 03:02 PM:

 

Dragon Dune
Robot Exploding

Take 1

Lambast ran along the plains on all fours, away from the robot. Spirit quickly glided aways as well. The robot shook violently.

Robot: I LOVE YOU...YOU LOVE ME...WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY!...

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Director: CUT CUT CUT CUT!! CUT, DAMNIT!

Take 2

Lambast ran along the plains on all fours, away from the robot. Spirit quickly glided aways as well. The robot shook violently.

Robot: DESTROY *click* DESTROY *click* DESTROY *click* DESTROY *click* DESTROY...
Director: CUT! Who's the numbskull who not only put in the wrong record, but caused it to skip too!?

Take 4

Robot: MUSTARD-
Director: CUT!

Take 7

Robot: SUPER LEMON-
Director: CUT!

Take 25

Robot: HABBOFLAB-
Director: CUT!
Asst.: Actually, sir, that was the correct record.
Director: ...SILENCE.


Posted by Steven Kunz on 14.06.2002 at 03:53 PM:

 

OOC: Another semi stupid blooper, but I just want to do this. ^_^

The Wedding of Steven and Riko ~ The proposal

I got on one knee, and I looked for a black box. I couldn't find it!

"Agh! Where is the ring?!"

CUT!

"Aw nuts....that was embarassing....I need another ring."

Everyone there sweatdropped.

^^; ^^; ^^; ^^; ^^;


Posted by Corvus on 15.06.2002 at 09:46 AM:

 

Dragon Dune -Zanuff losing his vision

Zanuff : "I..I can`t see..I`m blind"

He felt around for Spirit and quickly pulled his hands back,several fingers missing.

don`t even think of reaching for there boy!

Director : can we get a medical team here now?

---

Zanuff felt around for Spirit and-OW MY EYE YOU MORON !!

"sorry,sorry"

---

Opaque - tom wandering off

Racqel: Whatever. Come on, ride up to Tom. (Waterfall did so.) So Tommy, I can call you that, right? Great. So Tommy, where are we heading to next?

Tom : AHHH!

Tom fell forward into the lake and surfaced,spitting a stream of water from his mouth,"DON`T...DO THAT!".

---

opaque - ditto

He sighed and hurled a stone across a lake,it skimmed 3 or 4 times before sinking.tom turned to walk away and heard a yell,"you stupid bastard,those cameras are expensive you know!?".The young director turned to see the angry technician,"er....eh-heheh...whoops"


Posted by Sirth Osiris on 30.06.2002 at 08:37 PM:

 

Sonic RP

Take 1

"OK, looks like it's gonna be window." Shay said, looking up at one one the side of the warehouse.
"OK, just let me run up there and check it out." Lotus said.
"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run up the side. Shay just crossed his arms and waited for the SWATbots to come, as usual. Lotus started running, then ignited his shoes, bursting him towards the wall, then he was about to jump when he ignited his shoes to late and went head long into the wall and right thorugh it.
"Oh good god." Shay put his hand to hhis face.

Take 2

"OK, looks like it's gonna be window." Shay said, looking up at one one the side of the warehouse.
"OK, just let me run up there and check it out." Lotus said.
"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run up the side.
Cameraman: Hey your coming back too far.
Lotus: What? *he swung around and his hand hit one of the cords and it came off.

Take 5

"OK, looks like it's gonna be window." Shay said, looking up at one one the side of the warehouse.
"OK, just let me run up there and check it out." Lotus said.
"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run up the side. Shay just crossed his arms and waited for the SWATbots to come, as usual. Lotus started running, then ignited his shoes, bursting him towards the wall, then he jumped up to the window...
and clear over the building and into the next one, soon going into another one.
SHAY: Now that's funny. Hehe.

Take 7

"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run up the side. Shay just crossed his arms and waited for the SWATbots to come, as usual. Lotus started running, then tripped and skidded one his chest.
SHAY: OH GOD DAMMIT LOTUS! HOW ****ING PATHETIC CAN YOU BE!? EVEN SONIC COULD ****ING GET INTO THAT WINDOW! JEEZ!! *Shay left the scene and went into his trailer and slammed the door.*
LOTUS: Can I get some help here?


Posted by Sirth Osiris on 01.07.2002 at 08:03 AM:

 

Legend of the Crystals
Introductions of he Hedgies and Arwyn

CRONO: Oh, well then Arwyn, I'm Crono and this is Wave. It's a pleasure to meet you. *a bolt of lightning reaches the ground 5 miles away, able to be seen. 5 seconds later, you hear the thunder* Hmmm, a storm is coming. Better head back to town.
NARRATOR: Little do the heroes know, this is no ordinary storm. For Magus is...
CUT! You're not supposed to say that.

CRONO: Oh, well then Arwyn, I'm Crono and this is Wave. It's a pleasure to meet you. *a bolt of lightning reaches the ground 5 miles away, able to be seen. 5 seconds later, you hear the thunder* Hmmm, a storm is coming. Better head back to town.
NARRATOR: * jumps out* Little do the heroes know...
DIRECTOR: CUT! You don't jump out either.
NARRATOR: **** YOU! *gives the director the finger.*

CRONO: Oh, well then Arwyn, I'm Crono and this is Wave. It's a pleasure to meet you. *a bolt of lightning reaches the ground 5 miles away, able to be seen. 5 seconds later, you hear the thunder* Hmmm, a storm is coming. Better head back to town. *notices the narrator isn't speaking* Little do we know...
DIRECTOR: CUT! Your not supposed to say the Narrator's... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
NARRATOR: *Has a few girls around him* What?

CRONO: Oh, well then Arwyn, I think this whole entie thing is pointless and we should probably get a new Narrator for the one we have is a total ass.
NARRATOR: Hey!
DIRECTOR: Noted Crono, Bob? You're fired.
NARRATOR: I'm WHAT!?


Posted by Redwaters on 10.07.2002 at 09:50 AM:

 

*Opque - Racqel happy to see Tom*
Take-1

Racqel's eyes lit up. "UNCLE TOMMY!!" she cried happily. She did a flying leap at him and glomped on tight.

Tom: AAAAAAHHHHH!! THE PAIN!!

Racqel: Oops, forgot the healing spell.

Director sweatdrops.

------------------------------------
Take-3

Racqel's eyes lit up. "UNCLE TOMMY!!" she cried happily. She did a flying leap at him and glomped on tight.

Tom: AAAAAAHHHHH!! THE PAIN

Racqel: But I remembered the spell.

Tom: Yeah...but you're...squeezing me too...tight.

Racqel: Oops. Sorry.

--------------------------------------
Take-5

Racqel's eyes lit up. "UNCLE TOMMY!!" she cried happily. She did a flying leap at him and glomped on tight.

Tom sides steps and lets her sail past him. She hits the side of the scene and knocks the backdrop down.

Racqel (holding her head): That's...*sniff*...funny. WWWAAAAAHHHH!!

A storm cloud appears above Racqel's head as she cries and lighten flashes everywhere. Everyonw dives for cover. Tom tries to calm her down.

Tom: Oh...come one. It was a joke. A haha. Um...crap...please stop. I give you candy.


Posted by N-FiniteFangirl on 10.07.2002 at 10:26 AM:

 

Wedding of Riko and Steven--behind the scene of the before-wedding stuff


Xellos grinned widely as he held up a special, lavender perfume that he just made the other night. "Hee, hee...with this perfume, I'll have Lyra in MY pants by noon!" He then hid it behind his back and innocent walked up to the young blonde, who was sipping some fruit juice. "Oh, Lyyyyyraaaaa! I have something for you!"

"What is it, Xellos?" Lyra sighed as she faced him--and coughed quite a bit when she was hit with a full-blast spray of the magical perfume. "Xellos, you little--" She stopped as her eyes widened in awe. "Just LOOK at you!!!"

Xellos grinned and threw his arms wide--but got shoved out of the way as Lyra zoomed over to Kor, who had his helmet off at the moment. "C'mon, you hunky Bishonen, you! I got something REALLY special that I wanna show you!" Naughty

"Wh-wh-what are you talking about?" Kor studdered as he was half-dragged towards the young woman's trailer.

Tears streamed down Xellos' face. "Why can't I EVER get my one true love?!" he whined.


Posted by Steven Kunz on 10.07.2002 at 10:39 AM:

 

LOL! ^_^


Posted by CrashMan on 11.07.2002 at 03:44 PM:

 

I've got one, though it's not the most appropriate of the things I could write. It's also involving Attosa and Brand, in between takes. I'm just wondering if I'll be allowed to write it or not, it's got somethings in it you may not want to read. It needed the detail for the joke to work, though.


Posted by Corvus on 11.07.2002 at 05:26 PM:

 

Sting don`t worry,if it goes too far for this board then I`ll remove the message and nothing further will happen because of it so just put it up.


Posted by CrashMan on 13.07.2002 at 12:45 PM:

 

Er, scratch that, I need to go get Witchy's permission.


Posted by Redwaters on 15.07.2002 at 05:29 PM:

 

KMT Studios

take 1

Racqel squirms and wiggled. Tom found it hard to keep a hold on her. Evenually she woke up and looked up at Tom. "Uncle Tommy, I have to go to the bat....(singing)nneevveerr miiind."

Dir: Cut.

Tom: Um...a towl will be nice.

take 5

Tom was a blur. Out of the car, into the house and skidded to a halt infront of the toilet. "Here you go."

Racqel: Um...too late.

Dir: Cut, and can we get a mop here?


Posted by Corvus on 15.07.2002 at 05:30 PM:

 

.....um...ew?


Posted by CrashMan on 24.07.2002 at 11:57 AM:

 

*chuckle* HAHAHA!


Posted by Author X on 25.07.2002 at 12:45 PM:

 

Magic School - Cadrien hiding from Lucidane the Dead

Cadrien placed Prorewyr back on his shoulder, where he folded his wings and crawled down the back of his keeper's shirt. "AAAH! AAAH! NO CLAWS, NO CLAWS!"


Posted by Sokket on 26.07.2002 at 09:56 PM:

 

heh heh heh...


Posted by Corvus on 10.08.2002 at 01:11 PM:

 

Normal day : the cage fight scene

---

Tia jumped up into the corner of the cage,Cor ran quickly and jumped against it,she closed her eyes waiting for the impact.

Cor : "er a little help here?"

Director : "okay next time we trim down the cloth so it dosen`t get caught"

Cor sighed as he heard Tia laughing while he swung there his feet just an inch from the ground,"its not funny".


Posted by Corvus on 20.08.2002 at 01:23 PM:

 

Lisa was walking around the Normal day Studio,as she crossed Cors dressing room she heard.

"urghn...uhnnn...urgh..almost there..."

Lisa : "0_O...er...oh dear,uh..."

She creaked open the door slightly in time to see Tia slam Cors hand to his left onto the table.

Cor : "best of 3...besides you gave me those puppy eyes...*notices Lisa* What!?"

Lisa : "nothing"


Posted by William Dojinn on 28.08.2002 at 12:20 PM:

 

*dies laughing*


Posted by Redwaters on 09.09.2002 at 04:26 PM:

 

Normal Day at Bob and George, (lift gone wrong)

Take 1: Bastian summon his travel cloud and the twins rode up to where Tom hung out the window. "Et-oh Uncy Tom...(Tom lets out a startled scream and loses grip of the window)...mie?" The twins watch as Tom falls to the ground.

Tom: Hey...ow...wasn't there suppose to be a safty net...here?

Bastian: Tommie go boom. (twins giggle)


Take 5: Bastian summon his travel cloud and the twins rode up to where Tom hung out the window. "Et-oh Uncy Tommie. Op on."

Tom hops on to the cloud and goes right through the cloud.

Dir: You missed the platform.

Tom: And the rescue team missed me. OW ><


Posted by Author X on 09.09.2002 at 05:10 PM:

 

Arianna: Dark Legacy - A bad reaction

His skin began to pale and a nauseous look appeared on his face. "Something's... not right... I think I feel sick..." he stumbled and fell over, then there was a pop and he was a plushie version of a cross between Rock and Michael.

Medley: "Hey! How many times do I have to tell you to stop messing with the filters!"
AX: Hehehe....


Posted by N-FiniteFangirl on 12.09.2002 at 07:42 AM:

 

~The Wedding of Riko and Steven--The entrance of the bride.


Riko was calmly walking down the aisle towards her soon-to-be husband, all glowing and lovely in her wedding gown. As she went up the steps...she tripped and fell right on her face, thus causing her skirt to fly up so that all could see her underwear.

Everyone gasped in shock and surprise.

"LACE underwear?!" Plague spat. "What kind of woman is she?!"

"CUT!!!"

Riko just stayed on the ground, too embarassed to even lift her deep-red face off the floor. "God...please let me die here and now..."


Posted by Redwaters on 12.09.2002 at 10:11 AM:

 

lol Laughing


Posted by Steven Kunz on 12.09.2002 at 03:22 PM:

 

LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing

Were you watching Blue Seed when you posted this? Because that reminded me of Momiji Fujimiya of that series. She's always tripping and bein clumsy, and the main male character is always tryin to sneak a peek at her panties.

I need to buy more of that anime instead of watching it off the Action Channel....


Posted by N-FiniteFangirl on 12.09.2002 at 05:04 PM:

 

Ahhhhhhh...no. I never watched Blue Seed. ^^;


Posted by White-Jet on 18.09.2002 at 10:35 AM:

 

Robot Rescuers 14 - After Zero captures Rock

Rock was thrown back into the capsule room as the door slammed shut. Zero headed towards the repair room when he suddenly julted. His hair got caught on the sliding door and because the lab was old, it refused to budge.

Rock sweatdropped as Zero was practically pressing his feet against the door, trying to yank his hair out.

Rock: Are you sure you don't want me to cut it?

Zero: Touch my hair and I'll finish what the coyotes failed to do to you!


Posted by Steven Kunz on 21.09.2002 at 03:54 PM:

 

The Wedding of Steven and Riko - The Singing Scene.

When Riko had finished singing, she cuddled Steven, praying for hope against hope that her husband would come back to this world.

Her head was against hers when she heard her husband breathing. She opened her eyes and heard him say, "Riko-Chan....you sing off-cue..."

She blinked, then looked at Steven with a look of increasing anger. She then slapped him in the stomach, right in that wound.

"YEOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"CUT!"

Riko walked off back to Lisa's restaurant and said to herself, "Why did I ever marry that baka...."

She took another look at him, now grabbing his stomach in pain, but manages to make a small chuckle.

"Because that's who he is, and I like him for that.."

She walked off, and Steven still struggled to get up..

OOC: ^^:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;


Posted by N-FiniteFangirl on 22.09.2002 at 08:07 AM:

 

LOL!!! Good one, Steven! ^^

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