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Catch me if you can - Sirth heading for the festival

"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to their balls, except for Blaze. Sting woke up from his meditation and jumped down, but smacked Psycho in the back with his claw, making the psychic pokemon fall to the ground, head first.

DIRECTOR: CUT!!!!
SIRTH: Oops, forgot one.
PSYCHO: (Baka trainer) *shoots his hand out and throws Sirth into a tree*

Take 2
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to their balls, except for Blaze. Sting woke up from his meditation and jumped down. "Festival may already be starting. Let's go Blaze." Sirth climbed on top of Blaze's back, but slid down his back and fell off.

Take 3
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to their balls.
DIRECTOR: CUT!!!
SIRTH: What?
DIRECTOR: You returned Blaze.
SIRTH: Oops again.

Take 5
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to their balls, but missed Psycho and got Sting.
SIRTH: AHHH!!! *let's sting out.*
Sting has blood red eyes and is breathing heavily. He starts chasing Sirth deeper into the forest, claws flying.

Take 10
"OK guys, time to go." He returned all his Pokemon to their balls, except for Blaze. Sting whipped his tongue at the tree branch and lowered himself down.
SIRTH: You're not Sting.
STING: Of course I am, human. I got a letter saying I'm in this movie.
SIRTH: Sting is a Scyther.
STING: ....... *whips his tongue at a female cameraman and runs off with her.*

*dies laughing*

The 'friendly' sting.

Ahhhh so THATS how he gets girls

The many uses of the twenty foot long tounge hehe.

From Karribean Mediterania Cruise: Part where Kirby and Ryo run past Redwaters and StormTemper, after Kirby slipped the key card in ST's cape.

Take 1

The two zoom past Rw and ST so fast they spun like tops for a couple of minutes. Bounce of railings, walls and each other all the way down to the other end of the boat.

Rw & ST: Ow. @@;

Take 5

The two zoom past Rw and ST so fast they spun like tops for a couple of minutes. ST ended spinning and over the railing, into the ocean.

RM: Man over board.

Rw *finally stops spining, but looks greener then usual*: I think I'm going to...*runs and bends over the rail.*

ST *As he's being hosited out with a life perserver*: Hey watch it. Gross.

Take 10

The two zoom past Rw and ST so fast they spun like tops for a couple of minutes. As they spun the card that was in ST's cape flew out into an open port window. It rick-o-shases off a wall and many people had to duck to keep from getting cut by it.

RM 1: Hey.

RM 2: Look out!

RM 3: WTF?! OW!! My eye!! It got my eye.

KMT studios- Cor getting the tranq gun

Cor kicked the side of the storage box and held his hands out for the gun.

"oof...*WHAM*....anvil..."

Take 2:

Cor kicked the side of the storage box and held his hands out for the gun.

"*squelch*.....I`m not even opening my eyes just get it off my hands...*squelch*"

Take 3:

Cor kicked the side of the storage box and held his hands out for the gun.

"OW damn Ball and chains!...that stings..."

Plushiemon Journey - Maverick-Zero attacks

Take 1

"I hope you don't give up running now...CAUSE HE'S GAININ' ON US!!!" Crono shouted as they noticed Maverick-Zero closing in on them.

Maverick-Zero lept into the air and landed in front of the group, stopping them in their tracks. Before he could say anything, the ground under him gave way and drops him into a deep pit.

Jessie: We've finally got that Pikachu!

Jessie, James and Meowth jumped out of the bush and ran up to the pit. They looked inside only to meat with a streaking mix of red and pink. Maverick-Zero lands in front of the three, blowing steam through his nostrils.

Maverick-Zero: You are so DEAD! (He slams his fist to the ground, causing the area around him to explode)

Team Rocket (Flying off): LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!

Director: Ah, they were in the wrong show anyway... ;;;

Take 2

"I hope you don't give up running now...CAUSE HE'S GAININ' ON US!!!" Crono shouted as they noticed Maverick-Zero closing in on them.

Maverick-Zero lept into the air and landed in front of the group, stopping them in their tracks.

"More victoms to torment." Maverick-Zero said with an evil laugh as he advance towards the fightened group, forcing them to back away. Again, the ground under him gave way and he drops into a pit.

Jessie: Did we get it!?

James: I hope we did?

They ran up to the hole and looked down. Next thing they knew, they were running from Maverick-Zero who chased after them, swinging his Z-Saber.

Team Rocket: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKETS RUNNING OFF AGAIN!!!

Take 3

"I hope you don't give up running now...CAUSE HE'S GAININ' ON US!!!" Crono shouted as they noticed Maverick-Zero closing in on them. They soon stopped when Maverick-Zero AGAIN fell into another hole.

James: Please let it be that Pikachu...

White-Jet: Um...are you guys lost?

Jessie: What do you mean? This is the place where those brats are, isn't it?

Crono: Not really, and to be on the safe side, I'd start running right about now?

A shadow loomed over them. The color drained from them as they turned and looked at a VERY pissed of Maverick-Zero.

Maverick-Zero: I hope you couples signed your death wish, CAUSE YOU'RE DEAD!!!

Team Rocket (Running from Zero who started firing his Z-Buster at them): NEXT TIME WE ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!!!!

I'm none too good at these.
Dorment, birth of the ultimate maverick

Crash walking down the hall.



Crash walks down the hall, looking somewhat beffudled. He seems completely lost. He is busy trying not to knock the smaller Reploids out of the way, so of course he doesn't notice the low hanging arch....
Crash's head and the arch make a resonating *clang*, and Crash drops to the ground unconscious. The cameraman drops his camera and runs over to Crash, to see if he's was alright. Camera breaks on the ground, end of the short.

Final Fantasy: What it takes to be a Light Warrior

Scene: Right as the Light Warriors break the shield.

Take One

"Looks like it's seen better days." Nick looks from the ruins to Timothy, "So what are we supposed to get in?"

Timothy shrugged, "I think we just walk up to the front door and knock."

They approached slowly, their crystals glowing in muted colors as they reached the shield. Walking up to it Nick runs into the invisible barrier.

"I thought you said it was going to go down!" Nick growels irritably.

William's trying hard not to laugh at Nick as the other two shake their heads sadly, "Don't look at me."

Ok... these aren't from any of the IFFs here, but I felt they deserve a mention.

Happy Hogwarts Place - Gryffindor Quidditch Practice
(Where Meredith mounts her broom. For extra laughs, keep in mind she's terified of heights. )

Take 1:

She sighed, gritted her teeth, and kicked off from the dirt. Instead of shooting towards the three golden hoops, she landed a moment later, face-first into the dirt.

Meredith: Ow.
Cassie: ...Are you sure you didn't take a broom from Flich's closet instead?
Director: CUT!

Take 2:

She sighed, gritted her teeth, and kicked off from the dirt. The familiar, soaring, not exactly pleasant feeling filled her as she flew to the three golden hoops...

...And ended as she slipped off the smooth end of the broom and crashed into the ground head-first.

Ren: *wincing* Can someone call the nurse? Again?
Director: CUT!

Take 3:

She sighed, gritted her teeth, and kicked off from the dirt. The familiar, soaring, not exactly pleasant feeling filled her as she flew to the three golden hoops.

By an incredibly unlucky chance, she crashed right into the pole that supported the middle hoop.

Director: CUT!
Meredith: I hate my life.

~~~
Just for kicks:

Guilty As Charged - Beginning scene of Avalon in the tunnels

Take 1

A glimmer of steel-

Avalon twisted the flashlight around sharply. Too sharply, for the flashlight shot out of her hands and smashed into a tunnel wall, leaving her in darkness.

Avalon: Oops.

Final Fantasy: What It Takes To Be a Light Warrior

Scene: Just as the party meets up with Garland.

Take 1:

Tim: Wait a minute, your not the Garland I know...

Garland FF9: Is this the Final Fantasy IX set?

Will: *Looks frustrated* NO!

Garland FF9: Oh...Damn confounded place, keep getting turned around every five minutes.

Will: *Sigh* Somebody show him the way out.

*Nick "Escorts" out Garland... By Kicking his ass, hard.*

*Cassie sweatdrops*

Tim: Well, at least you can say that Final Fantasy IX's Garland showed up in Final Fantasy 1 after all.....

Will: I don't think that ma... Hey! Wait a minute! Where is OUR Garland?

Tim: For that matter, where's Sara?

*Meanwhile, in another room*

Garland: Just a little....

*WHAM*

*Sara smiles in Victory, as she just beat him in Arm Wrestling for the 50th Time*

Sara: You lose. *Gets ready for a 51st time* Want to try again?

Garland: Grr... No Fair! You cheated!

Sara: It's not MY fault you suck.

*Terra Branford, Aeris Gainsborough, Rinoa Heartilly, and Yuna are laughing at Garland's wimpiness.*

*Suddenly, Imps sneak into the Back door, and into Garland's Wardrobe Room....*

  And, a Bonus Blooper!

Final Fantasy: What It Takes To Be a Light Warrior

Scene: Casting for FF:WITTBaLW

= Part 1 (It's a long Blooper) =

*Last sets of characters are left... The Cast who DID eventually make it, and the Cast of the Comic Series, "8-Bit Theater".*

Black Mage: Let me see that map!

Tim: Huh?

*The two groups see each other. Most of the cast runs off in oppisite Directions, but Tim is coldly glaring at Black Mage, and Cassie is Squabbling with White Mage*

Tim: ..... *Pulls a staff from under his cloaks, and clobbers Black Mage, knocking him unconcious* Wow. That was easier than I thought it would be.

Black Mage: *Groans and gets up* You give Black Magi around the universe a bad name, just like that chump Vivi Orunita.

*Will regains composure... and tries to beat the Crap out of Red Mage*

Tim: No, you got it confused. YOU shame the class of Black Mage.

Black Mage: Why's that, wimp?

Tim: Your a jerk, and won't ever get laid. *Grins*

White Mage: *Turns towards Tim* Damn straight, on both accounts!

Black Mage: *Ignores White Mage's outburst* Like you have a chance.

Tim: I do. I have a girlfriend.

Blackmage: That's it! I declare this argument OVER! *Throws a Hadouken!*

*Tim sidesteps easily*

Black Mage: HEY! *Pouts* You Moved!

Tim: That's what I meant by you disgrace Black Magi!!! *Eyes Glow brightly as he chants a spell* FLARE!!!!!!!

*A Brilliant Fire attack later, and Black Mage is on the ground, a little flame on his hat twinks out*

Black Mage: Ow...

White Mage: ...And now I have to heal the Nimrod. Stupid White Mage oath!

*White Mage heals Black Mage*

Tim: MUTE! *Silences the Black Mage* That should keep him out of my hair for a while.

Fighter: I like swords!

Nick: Quiet you! *Hits Fighter over the head with a blunt object*

Thief & Kyle: *Eye Cass* *Similtaniously* Hi, Baby.

Tim: *Groan* Here they go again. God, the only difference between the two are 8-Bits.

Cassie: Oh No you don't... *Mallets both thieves flat*

*The Pancaked Thieves waddle away*

Jinn: Thank Bahamut that I finally got away from that other Martial Artist.....

*Part 2 Coming Soon*