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Bloopers
http://kmcomic.focusindia.com/Bloopers.doc
OOC : okay first 
new post in this section
IC : Normal day at bng
'don`t 
collaspe...don`t collaspe...too late',Kor fell faceforward his chin smacking 
into a trashcan,"OW","CUT"
*The Evil that 
People Do*
--Goodbye scene between Riko and Steven.
"Steven, wait!" 
Riko ran up to him. "I have something to tell you, 
too!"
"Yes?"
"Well...we're, ah...ah, screw it!!" She kissed him 
full on the mouth.
"CUT!!"
"I just had to let that out!" Riko 
protested, even though her hands were still caressing Steven's now-red 
cheeks.
"Oh, Riko!" Lisa sighed. "You're supposed to wait until that 
certain time in Normal Day to actually show your true feelings for 
him!"
"But I can't wait--not after that kiss he gave 
me!"
"I-I-I--" Steven finally sputtered.
Normal Day at 
BnG
(Catching the egg take: 1)
Redwaters: Oh no. The egg. Someone 
catch it.
FireMaker: I got it.
AdamS: No I got it.
Tom: Me. 
It's coming my way.
The three run into each other. Saber flies above them 
and catches it. "Sillies."
Dirctor: CUT
(Take: 
2)
Redwaters: Oh no. The egg. Someone catch it.
Tom: I got 
it.
AdamS: I tell you I got it.
FireMaker: Their mine. I got 
it.
They run around in cirlces and stop before hitting each other. The 
egg falls between them and breaks. It empty.
Redwaters (holding the real 
egg): Thank goodness I didn't really lose hold of it.
The egg cracks open 
and the to babies come cooing out.
Dirctor: Cut, too early for the hatch 
scene.
Babies: What?!
FireMaker: Fast growing kids. Already know 
how to talk.
Rain of Shadows - 
the hut scene
"crap your right",he got off the cot and was walking 
towards the main room,"er Moore honey,blanket?","HUH!? crap".He didn`t turn back 
to her but caught the blanket when she threw it at him and wrapped it around 
himself
The Evil That 
People Do
--The scene where I toss that tea cup at the wall and I scare 
Riko.
OOC: This may sound obvious, but I just wanna tell this. It sounds 
funny to me.
"I need to be alone. Excuse me."
Steven leviates and 
prepares to go through the ceiling when instead of levitating at a normal speed, 
he flys straight into the wall at a fast speed, and crashes his head on the 
ceiling! 
Steven falls to the ground, 
unconscious.
"CUT!"
Riko runs up to Steven. "Are you OK, 
Steven?!"
She sweatdrops when he sees his 
face.
"@o@"
"Aiyaiyai, Steven....Why do you have to act so baka 
sometimes? ^^;"
OOC: Sorry if this 
thread isn't taking anything from Writer's Paridice, but....
IC: 
Mathmatics of a soul, Scene where Blues is blacked out.
Black. 
Endless fields of nothingness. 
White. 
A flash of 
existence in the void. 
Guys? A little light here would be 
nice.
Director: Cut! Blues its dark for a reason, Geeze.
blues: 
Whatever I wouldn't have signed onto this if I knew the writers had a thing for 
babylon 5. 
This is from that 
Jurasic park thing, where Sting throws the acid at Dharr's 
back.
*Dharr is yelling into his cell-phone*
Dharr: I'M 
TELLING YOU WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE $#%^#$ CONDOS!
Director: Ummm... 
Dharr? Your on... you should probably duck...
Dharr: What are you talking 
about?!? Can't You see I'm busy?
*acid hits him in the back and begins to 
eat through his armor.*
Dharr: AGGHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT 
OFF!
*Dharr throws off his armor, his fresh is a little burnt 
underneath*
Dharr: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT 
THAT?!?!?!?
Director: I did.
Dharr: Says you... C'NI GET A MEDIC 
OVER HERE!
Sting: Hssss.... You okay?
Dharr: Thanks For the 
Warning there Sting! I could have been killed!
Sting: ...
Normal Day at bng - 
the proposal scene
---
"Lyra will you be the woman I wake up with 
for the rest of my life?"
A shadow beam hit Kor and slammed him against 
the wall,Corvus walked in a took the ring off him,"if thats what your going to 
do as best man you can forget about it".
Opaque - practicing 
with the staff
-----------
Take 1:
Dylath pulled out his staff 
and began swinging and spinning it around vigorously. Suddenly, it slipped and 
flew out of his hand, "Duck!"
AdamS turned and shouted before dropping to the 
ground. Mitch wasn't so lucky, and was knocked several feet away.
"Sorry..." 
^_^;;
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Take 2:
Dylath pulled out his staff and began 
swinging and spinning it around vigorously. When he swung it around in front of 
him, there was a thud and he leaned over, his eyes watering. He fell over on his 
side and lay on the ground silently for a while, biting his lip. There was a 
corus of "ooh" and "ouch..." from the rest of the group, particularly the male 
portion.
Heeheeheee
Heh, I guess I'm 
good at these.
Beyond the Junkyard - a drink at 
last
------------
Take 1
Kikuchiyo's eyes lit up and he turned the 
flask upwards, taking several large, gratefull gulps. Then several more... and 
more... everyone watched him for a while, until Yugo coughed politely. Kikuchiyo 
immediately jumped away and clutched the flask to his chest protectively and 
growled like a feral animal.
"You know, the first step is admitting you have 
a problem, buddy."
Take 3
Kikuchiyo's eyes lit up and he turned 
the flask upwards, taking several large, gratefull gulps. After draining half of 
the flask, he stopped and screwed the lid back on. "Ahh... much better" he 
noticed that several of the others were staring at him. He coughed nonchalantly. 
"Sorry." He tossed the flask back to Yugo, seeming a bit reluctant to do so. 
Yugo tried to catch it without looking, but just missed.
Take 5
He 
tossed the flask back to Yugo, seeming a bit reluctant to do so. Yugo caught the 
flask without even looking round, but it then slipped out of his fingers and 
dropped
Take 13
He tossed the flask back to Yugo, seeming a bit 
reluctant to do so. Yugo caught the flask without even looking round as they 
walked towards the town.
Director: Finally!
Camera Man: Um... boss... 
I just noticed the lens cap was on.
Director: WHAT?!?
Take 
21
After draining half of the flask, he stopped and tried in vain to 
screw the cap back on. He ended up spilling most of the rest of it and finally 
tossed it to Yugo, but fell over half-way and began singing Indonesian drinking 
songs into the ground.
Director: Let's try and get this one later, shall 
we?
Dragon 
Dune
Robot Exploding
Take 1
Lambast ran along the plains on all 
fours, away from the robot. Spirit quickly glided aways as well. The robot shook 
violently.
Robot: I LOVE YOU...YOU LOVE ME...WE'RE A HAPPY 
FAMILY!...
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Director: CUT 
CUT CUT CUT!! CUT, DAMNIT!
Take 2
Lambast ran along the plains on 
all fours, away from the robot. Spirit quickly glided aways as well. The robot 
shook violently.
Robot: DESTROY *click* DESTROY *click* DESTROY *click* 
DESTROY *click* DESTROY...
Director: CUT! Who's the numbskull who not only 
put in the wrong record, but caused it to skip too!?
Take 4
Robot: 
MUSTARD-
Director: CUT!
Take 7
Robot: SUPER LEMON-
Director: 
CUT!
Take 25
Robot: HABBOFLAB-
Director: CUT!
Asst.: 
Actually, sir, that was the correct record.
Director: ...SILENCE.
OOC: Another semi 
stupid blooper, but I just want to do this. ^_^
The Wedding of Steven and 
Riko ~ The proposal
I got on one knee, and I looked for a black box. I 
couldn't find it!
"Agh! Where is the ring?!"
CUT!
"Aw 
nuts....that was embarassing....I need another ring."
Everyone there 
sweatdropped.
^^; ^^; ^^; ^^; ^^;
Dragon Dune -Zanuff 
losing his vision
Zanuff : "I..I can`t see..I`m blind"
He felt 
around for Spirit and quickly pulled his hands back,several fingers 
missing.
don`t even think of reaching for there boy! 
Director : can we get a medical team here now?
---
Zanuff 
felt around for Spirit and-OW MY EYE YOU MORON 
!!
"sorry,sorry"
---
Opaque - tom wandering 
off
Racqel: Whatever. Come on, ride up to Tom. (Waterfall did so.) So 
Tommy, I can call you that, right? Great. So Tommy, where are we heading to 
next?
Tom : AHHH!
Tom fell forward into the lake and 
surfaced,spitting a stream of water from his mouth,"DON`T...DO 
THAT!".
---
opaque - ditto
He sighed and hurled a stone 
across a lake,it skimmed 3 or 4 times before sinking.tom turned to walk away and 
heard a yell,"you stupid bastard,those cameras are expensive you know!?".The 
young director turned to see the angry 
technician,"er....eh-heheh...whoops"
Sonic 
RP
Take 1
"OK, looks like it's gonna be window." Shay said, 
looking up at one one the side of the warehouse. 
"OK, just let me run up 
there and check it out." Lotus said. 
"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped 
aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run up the side. Shay just crossed 
his arms and waited for the SWATbots to come, as usual. Lotus started running, 
then ignited his shoes, bursting him towards the wall, then he was about to jump 
when he ignited his shoes to late and went head long into the wall and right 
thorugh it.
"Oh good god." Shay put his hand to hhis face.
Take 
2
"OK, looks like it's gonna be window." Shay said, looking up at one one 
the side of the warehouse. 
"OK, just let me run up there and check it out." 
Lotus said. 
"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped aside while Lotus backed 
up and prepared to run up the side.
Cameraman: Hey your coming back too 
far.
Lotus: What? *he swung around and his hand hit one of the cords and it 
came off.
Take 5
"OK, looks like it's gonna be window." Shay said, 
looking up at one one the side of the warehouse. 
"OK, just let me run up 
there and check it out." Lotus said. 
"Be my guest." Shay replied. He stepped 
aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run up the side. Shay just crossed 
his arms and waited for the SWATbots to come, as usual. Lotus started running, 
then ignited his shoes, bursting him towards the wall, then he jumped up to the 
window... 
and clear over the building and into the next one, soon going into 
another one.
SHAY: Now that's funny. Hehe.
Take 7
"Be my 
guest." Shay replied. He stepped aside while Lotus backed up and prepared to run 
up the side. Shay just crossed his arms and waited for the SWATbots to come, as 
usual. Lotus started running, then tripped and skidded one his chest.
SHAY: 
OH GOD DAMMIT LOTUS! HOW ****ING PATHETIC CAN YOU BE!? EVEN SONIC COULD ****ING 
GET INTO THAT WINDOW! JEEZ!! *Shay left the scene and went into his trailer and 
slammed the door.*
LOTUS: Can I get some help here?
Legend of the 
Crystals
Introductions of he Hedgies and Arwyn
CRONO: Oh, well then 
Arwyn, I'm Crono and this is Wave. It's a pleasure to meet you. *a bolt of 
lightning reaches the ground 5 miles away, able to be seen. 5 seconds later, you 
hear the thunder* Hmmm, a storm is coming. Better head back to town. 
NARRATOR: Little do the heroes know, this is no ordinary storm. For Magus 
is...
CUT! You're not supposed to say that.
CRONO: Oh, well then 
Arwyn, I'm Crono and this is Wave. It's a pleasure to meet you. *a bolt of 
lightning reaches the ground 5 miles away, able to be seen. 5 seconds later, you 
hear the thunder* Hmmm, a storm is coming. Better head back to town. 
NARRATOR: * jumps out* Little do the heroes know...
DIRECTOR: CUT! You 
don't jump out either.
NARRATOR: **** YOU! *gives the director the 
finger.*
CRONO: Oh, well then Arwyn, I'm Crono and this is Wave. It's a 
pleasure to meet you. *a bolt of lightning reaches the ground 5 miles away, able 
to be seen. 5 seconds later, you hear the thunder* Hmmm, a storm is coming. 
Better head back to town. *notices the narrator isn't speaking* Little do we 
know...
DIRECTOR: CUT! Your not supposed to say the Narrator's... WHAT THE 
HELL ARE YOU DOING!?
NARRATOR: *Has a few girls around him* 
What?
CRONO: Oh, well then Arwyn, I think this whole entie thing is 
pointless and we should probably get a new Narrator for the one we have is a 
total ass.
NARRATOR: Hey!
DIRECTOR: Noted Crono, Bob? You're 
fired.
NARRATOR: I'm WHAT!?
*Opque - Racqel 
happy to see Tom*
Take-1
Racqel's eyes lit up. "UNCLE TOMMY!!" she 
cried happily. She did a flying leap at him and glomped on tight.
Tom: 
AAAAAAHHHHH!! THE PAIN!!
Racqel: Oops, forgot the healing 
spell.
Director 
sweatdrops.
------------------------------------
Take-3
Racqel's 
eyes lit up. "UNCLE TOMMY!!" she cried happily. She did a flying leap at him and 
glomped on tight.
Tom: AAAAAAHHHHH!! THE PAIN
Racqel: But I 
remembered the spell.
Tom: Yeah...but you're...squeezing me 
too...tight.
Racqel: Oops. 
Sorry.
--------------------------------------
Take-5
Racqel's 
eyes lit up. "UNCLE TOMMY!!" she cried happily. She did a flying leap at him and 
glomped on tight.
Tom sides steps and lets her sail past him. She hits 
the side of the scene and knocks the backdrop down.
Racqel (holding her 
head): That's...*sniff*...funny. WWWAAAAAHHHH!! 
A storm cloud appears 
above Racqel's head as she cries and lighten flashes everywhere. Everyonw dives 
for cover. Tom tries to calm her down.
Tom: Oh...come one. It was a joke. 
A haha. Um...crap...please stop. I give you candy.
Wedding of Riko and 
Steven--behind the scene of the before-wedding stuff
Xellos grinned 
widely as he held up a special, lavender perfume that he just made the other 
night. "Hee, hee...with this perfume, I'll have Lyra in MY pants by noon!" He 
then hid it behind his back and innocent walked up to the young blonde, who was 
sipping some fruit juice. "Oh, Lyyyyyraaaaa! I have something for 
you!"
"What is it, Xellos?" Lyra sighed as she faced him--and coughed 
quite a bit when she was hit with a full-blast spray of the magical perfume. 
"Xellos, you little--" She stopped as her eyes widened in awe. "Just LOOK at 
you!!!"
Xellos grinned and threw his arms wide--but got shoved out of the 
way as Lyra zoomed over to Kor, who had his helmet off at the moment. "C'mon, 
you hunky Bishonen, you! I got something REALLY special that I wanna show you!" 

"Wh-wh-what are you talking about?" Kor studdered as he was 
half-dragged towards the young woman's trailer.
Tears streamed down 
Xellos' face. "Why can't I EVER get my one true love?!" he whined.
LOL! 
^_^
I've got one, though it's not the most appropriate of the things I could write. It's also involving Attosa and Brand, in between takes. I'm just wondering if I'll be allowed to write it or not, it's got somethings in it you may not want to read. It needed the detail for the joke to work, though.
Sting don`t worry,if it goes too far for this board then I`ll remove the message and nothing further will happen because of it so just put it up.
Er, scratch that, I need to go get Witchy's permission.
KMT Studios 
take 1
Racqel squirms and wiggled. Tom found it hard to keep a 
hold on her. Evenually she woke up and looked up at Tom. "Uncle Tommy, I have to 
go to the bat....(singing)nneevveerr miiind."
Dir: Cut.
Tom: 
Um...a towl will be nice.
take 5
Tom was a blur. Out of the car, 
into the house and skidded to a halt infront of the toilet. "Here you 
go."
Racqel: Um...too late.
Dir: Cut, and can we get a mop 
here?
.....um...ew?
*chuckle* HAHAHA!
Magic School - 
Cadrien hiding from Lucidane the Dead
Cadrien placed Prorewyr back on his 
shoulder, where he folded his wings and crawled down the back of his keeper's 
shirt. "AAAH! AAAH! NO CLAWS, NO CLAWS!"
heh heh heh...
Normal day : the 
cage fight scene
---
Tia jumped up into the corner of the cage,Cor 
ran quickly and jumped against it,she closed her eyes waiting for the 
impact.
Cor : "er a little help here?"
Director : "okay next time 
we trim down the cloth so it dosen`t get caught"
Cor sighed as he heard 
Tia laughing while he swung there his feet just an inch from the ground,"its not 
funny".
Lisa was walking 
around the Normal day Studio,as she crossed Cors dressing room she 
heard.
"urghn...uhnnn...urgh..almost there..."
Lisa : 
"0_O...er...oh dear,uh..."
She creaked open the door slightly in time to 
see Tia slam Cors hand to his left onto the table.
Cor : "best of 
3...besides you gave me those puppy eyes...*notices Lisa* What!?"
Lisa : 
"nothing"
*dies laughing*
Normal Day at Bob 
and George, (lift gone wrong)
Take 1: Bastian summon his travel cloud and 
the twins rode up to where Tom hung out the window. "Et-oh Uncy Tom...(Tom lets 
out a startled scream and loses grip of the window)...mie?" The twins watch as 
Tom falls to the ground.
Tom: Hey...ow...wasn't there suppose to be a 
safty net...here?
Bastian: Tommie go boom. (twins giggle)
Take 
5: Bastian summon his travel cloud and the twins rode up to where Tom hung out 
the window. "Et-oh Uncy Tommie. Op on."
Tom hops on to the cloud and goes 
right through the cloud.
Dir: You missed the platform.
Tom: And 
the rescue team missed me. OW ><
Arianna: Dark 
Legacy - A bad reaction
His skin began to pale and a nauseous look 
appeared on his face. "Something's... not right... I think I feel sick..." he 
stumbled and fell over, then there was a pop and he was a plushie version of a 
cross between Rock and Michael.
Medley: "Hey! How many times do I have to 
tell you to stop messing with the filters!"
AX: Hehehe....
~The Wedding of 
Riko and Steven--The entrance of the bride.
Riko was calmly walking 
down the aisle towards her soon-to-be husband, all glowing and lovely in her 
wedding gown. As she went up the steps...she tripped and fell right on her face, 
thus causing her skirt to fly up so that all could see her 
underwear.
Everyone gasped in shock and surprise.
"LACE 
underwear?!" Plague spat. "What kind of woman is 
she?!"
"CUT!!!"
Riko just stayed on the ground, too embarassed to 
even lift her deep-red face off the floor. "God...please let me die here and 
now..."
lol 
LOL  
  
  
 
Were you watching Blue Seed when you posted this? Because that 
reminded me of Momiji Fujimiya of that series. She's always tripping and bein 
clumsy, and the main male character is always tryin to sneak a peek at her 
panties.
I need to buy more of that anime instead of watching it off the 
Action Channel....
Ahhhhhhh...no. I never watched Blue Seed. ^^;
Robot Rescuers 14 - 
After Zero captures Rock
Rock was thrown back into the capsule room as 
the door slammed shut. Zero headed towards the repair room when he suddenly 
julted. His hair got caught on the sliding door and because the lab was old, it 
refused to budge.
Rock sweatdropped as Zero was practically pressing his 
feet against the door, trying to yank his hair out.
Rock: Are you sure 
you don't want me to cut it?
Zero: Touch my hair and I'll finish what the 
coyotes failed to do to you!
The Wedding of 
Steven and Riko - The Singing Scene.
When Riko had finished singing, she 
cuddled Steven, praying for hope against hope that her husband would come back 
to this world.
Her head was against hers when she heard her husband 
breathing. She opened her eyes and heard him say, "Riko-Chan....you sing 
off-cue..."
She blinked, then looked at Steven with a look of increasing 
anger. She then slapped him in the stomach, right in that 
wound.
"YEOOOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"CUT!"
Riko 
walked off back to Lisa's restaurant and said to herself, "Why did I ever marry 
that baka...."
She took another look at him, now grabbing his stomach in 
pain, but manages to make a small chuckle.
"Because that's who he is, and 
I like him for that.."
She walked off, and Steven still struggled to get 
up..
OOC: ^^:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
LOL!!! Good one, Steven! ^^
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