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Life as
standard
(http://www.labofabyll.com/forum/threadid.php?threadid=1263)
San looked around
letting out an impressed whistle,"so whos the best chef or cook
here?"
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Moore let out a relaxed sigh,"so has Steven been
training much?"
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Joe and Speed finally stopped as Speed became
bogged down in snow.
Speed : "where are we now?"
Joe let out a
grunt,"frum da pole ya jus passed,da north pole"
Speed : "is that near
AXs lab?"
Joe : "I`m gunna say no on dat"
Kikuchiyo lightly
kicked the door behind him, and it swung open, revealing enough instant noodles
of various brands and flavors to last a nuclear holocaust.
"There's also some
cold-cuts and bread and suchlike for Arthur in the fridge, next to the pitcher
of peanut sauce. There's some frozen stuff, too."
San smirked and stroked his chin an idea suddenly came to mind,"hey you guys thinking about hiring a chef?"
Mai shrugged,
"Well, I know Kuchi and AX wouldn't notice, but it's not such a bad idea. Be
forewarned, the only one to survive around here for any length of time without
mastering wordplay is Kuchi over here, and that's because he's usually too drunk
to care."
"Kikuchiyo gets along fine without repra...
prapa..."
"Repartee?"
"Sama-sama ding-dong."
"hey don`t worry,I`m not that slow off the bat,I can handle anything they dish out"
Arthur walked in,
coughing lightly. "Hey, what's up?"
"San's asking about being hired as a chef
around here."
Arthur stopped short. "You mean, like... with food? Real
food? Real, non-frozen, non-noodles, honest-to-goodness food?"
San : "yes food,the type you may have seen at a resturant"
"You're hired, what do you need, what should we pay you, when can you start?"
"a lift to the shopping center,bout 25 a day would do and right now,oh and Skyes a great cook too,but need a lift to pick up some real ingrediants,none of this premade shite"
She nodded a little. "I wouldn't mind helping out if you needed it."
"well AX,if your willing you now have two cooks to serve actual food"
Rw and FM looked at
Vile.
Rw: Well...he seems to really mean it.
FM: These guys are a
handful at times. Even we can't keep track of them.
T: We had
fun.
R: Yeah.
FM: *Turns to Rw* Night is not over yet. *Turns back
to Vile* Think you can handle these guys for awhile longer?
((Actually, it's
Arthur, AX isn't in the room))
Arthur smiled, "Alright, hang on a sec. I'll
go check with AX." He did a little dance and slid out of the room
backward.
All of Author X's characters gaped blankly. San looked around,
"What?"
Cremo shook his head, "You have no idea how out-of-character
it is for any form of Arthur to do the moonwalk. I think you broke
him."
Riko smiled. "Yeah,
he's getting ready to reunite with his missing half."
"His
twin?"
"...Not exactly..." Riko then explained how Steven, when he was
yanked into the online universes, he split into two guys. The Steven she's
married to is the Fan Author. The other Steven is a magical Hero.
"At
least, that's how much I was able to get," Riko finished with a slight
sweatdrop. ^^;
Moore nodded
thinking,"strange....ah well,kinda like me and Tom,hes a normal guy and I`m
messed up by every kind of creature..heh..good breeze out
tonight"
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San smirked,"well if he knows it I`m willing to learn
how to do it"
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Vile let out a sigh,"alright RW..",he next part
he said to himself,"anything for you...",with that he looked
at the kids,"okay so what do you three want to do now?"
The kids looked at Vile, then at Rw and FM leaving, back at Vile again and then at each other. "OOOO." Then they looked at Vile again. "Vile has a crush on mommy."
Vile shrugged,"not quite as simple as that kids,for now forget it,now apart from the death defying rides,anything you three want to do,I`m clueless with kids"
Mai got up and
started to walk out, and stopped to wish San and Skye good luck. "I guess we'll
be seeing more of you two, then." She leaned over and whispered, "Never play
cards with Arthur, never borrow any money from him, and never ask for anything
that would put you in debt with him."
She stood and smiled, "have fun," and
walked out.
San sighed and looked over at Skye with a smirk,"methinks we might regret this,but hey its a steady paycheck"
R: We could go
somewhere else.
B: Is there a museum about?
E: Yeah, like a hands
on place?
R: One that is open at this time?
B:
Educational?
E: Fun?
Vile stroked his chin,"maaaaybe..I dunno though lets go see whats about town"
B:
Alright.
ES: Sounds like fun.
R: Sounds good to me.
While Moore and
Riko were taking a walk, Tom could hear Steven grunting a bit in his room. He
thought Steven was hurt, so he goes over to see what was going on.
When
he opens the door, he sees Steven in a battle stance thrusting his arms forward
at a very fast rate. He stops when he sees Tom by the door.
"Oh hey Tom.
What's up?"
He walks in and looks at Steven, "Nothing..just wanted to see
what you were doin since Riko's gone right now."
"Ah, well, I've been
training myself for quite some time......"
"Why?"
"Well....someone
of this you may have heard or not....I've only told a few people about
this...did you know I only have one half of my original soul?"
Tom
blinked and said, ".........No................"
"Well....here's the
story. When I was 15, I was just a lonely otaku. I looked WAY different than who
I am today, and I spent most of my time spriting in my room. That day, my
computer was really crappy, and I thought it could literally explode and push me
away any second. I believe I must have caused something bad to happen to it
because when I saved my latest set of sprites...the keyboard that were on the
laptop caused me a great shock when I was typing, and since my monitor was also
pretty old and broken down, it too broke down, and it exploded in a huge
electrical short. I'm not sure how this is even possible, but when I awoke, I
looked completely different, I was wearing basic MegaMan Style armor, and I had
went into my comic world. Meanwhile, at that moment, my other self had been
burned badly, but he made it through, and from what I've heard, he became a lot
tougher and a lot better than what I used to be."
Tom nodded his head,
feeling a itty bit lost, but getting the basic jist of it.
"After
training as a fan author for a few months, I never developed my talents that
much since I was so bent out on revenge against the world. Back then, I was
pretty evil due to my being mad at my own childhood. I trained my natural
strengths and I'm sure you know that out of spite and anger, I created the Ultra
Mavericks to be my bodyguards. When I left that world to scout out the others,
the U.Mavericks were released unexpectantly and they destroyed my
world."
As he kept nodding his head, Steven went on. "I'm sure you know
what happened after that since you and your friends, especially Kor, were in
that world too, and you were with me on some of my adventures, so I won't bother
to explain that. What I will explain is about my other self though. From what I
found out, he and his online friends met in real life at an anime con, and while
they were talking, a Witch who looked like a cosplayer, came in and tried to
take over the world by first starting to destroy the cities near the convention
center. They tried to fight back, but when they were defeated, the Witch saw an
unusual high aura in my other self, and because of this, she sent him and his
friends to the past, hoping they wouldn't get out. She was wrong. During the
journey, they tried to get home and look for that same Witch while she was still
living in the past. However, the other me became the Hero of the World, and
because of this, he sent everyone except himself back to the present using his
new powers, and with the friends he made in the Earth's past, he defeated the
Witch, causing all the damage she did to dissappear. However, he never came
back."
Tom sat there, then sighed and said, "Uh huh....."
"When he
came back, he said to the girl that he sent back to the present, Lauren, goodbye
and left again. That's when he found out about me, so he decided to ask a few
local mages to make a potion which will send him to where I am, and that's what
he did. He drank it at one cost though..conjuring and drinking this potion would
cause the entire world to forget the identity of Steven Kunz, who he was, and
what he did in life on Earth. I was pretty mad when I found out about it, but
I'm okay with it now because it seems I can get it all back when I reunite
souls, reversing the effects of what he did.."
This finally intrigued Tom
again. "Reuniting Souls?"
"Yes...you see, right now, he's pateintly
waiting in my comic world in some unknown location.....at that place is a very
tall tower which at the very top, will hold the special room needed to reunite
my souls."
Thomas nodded his head and Steven took a deep breath. "Sorry
that I rambled on a bit, I guess I got carried away..." He rubbed the back of
his head and sweatdropped.
OOC: FIgured I had some time, so I wrote the
history of my character for those who haven't really heard it...and plus I tend
to constantly re-write my stories and re-tell them over and over again.....I
gotta work on that....^^;;;;;
OOC: Wooooo I'll
say ^_~
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Saber yawned again and nipped
Dragoons ankles. "DANCE!"
Tom raised his hand
like he was back in school.
Steven : "huh?"
Tom : "can I just say
one thing?"
Steven : "sure"
Tom : "eh-heh..pardon?"
He
smirked and sweatdropped,he never was at his sharpest late at
night.
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Dragoon rubbed his ankle and looked down at
Saber.
Saber : "I said dance!"
Dragoon : "what kind of
dance?"
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As Vile and the kids went through town they saw a few
interesting things,but all the places were closed.
"well damn...how about
we get you guys home,you go to bed and tomorrow I`ll take you out when these
places might be open,hows that?"
"Chicken dance, then the hokey pokey, then the robot and the electric slide then do it all again WHILE STANDING ON YOUR HANDS!"
Dragoon
sweatdropped and started off,ending up with a lot of bruises on his
head.
"how about....no?"
The children's eyes
grew wide. "Really." they said with a squeal in their voice.
R: That
would be soooo cool.
B: Let go home right now.
E: Yeah. The sooner
we get to bed, the sooner it will be tommarrow.
Vile wondered about
what FM and RW were doing now without the kids and his own eyes grew a bit
wide,this time with panic.
"er no,lets not rush you guys back home,first
we`ll call and then head over"
The children cocked
their heads to one side, confused. "Okay." they
said.
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Meanwhile...
Rw and FM had just
gotten of the bumper cars and were heading off for the sky ride.
Vile took out his
cellphone and his little black book,which was about the size of an
encyclopedia.
"lets see....did I have her under R for Red..or W for
Waters....ah here we go,lets see....well least its ringing.....and
ringing...answering machine dang..ah well I`m sure we can get in no problem,lets
go"
When they got to
the house, they paused to figure a way in.
B: There's another way into
the house, besides the front door.
ES: Yeah. Mommy and daddy had to make
it, because we usually get home before they do. They usually spend most of the
time looking for us.
B: And it would be consided child abandment, if
people saw us outside the house, waiting to be let in.
V: Sure do know
your laws.
Racqel points to a bush that is by the side of the house. It
was about a yard wide, vertical and horizontal. "We enter through there. Follow
us. Be sure to step where we step, duck when we do, turn when we do, and jump.
Or you'll go right through to the other side of the bush and look pretty
stupid." "Or even worse." EmberSkye piped in. Bastian saw that Vile had
questions about the bush. "It's enchanted, safty precontion, to keep crooks from
breaking in. It may look small from the outside, but inside is a huge maze. One
wrong turn, a missed step, duck or jump and you could end outside the bush.
If you're lucky. " And before Vile could ask about the unluck part, ES
beat him to the puch, "You could end up almost anywhere, anywhen, or in nothing
at all. So becareful."
Vile : "oh man...well it is smart"
"Come on." Beconed Vile on. "It's alright, you're with us. We won't go fast, so you'll be able to keep up. Racqel said, "Maybe you might even be able to remeber how it goes and be our babysitter for life." The three giggled.
Vile : "er....suuuuure heh,okay lead the way"
The four headed
into the bush. One would think it would be cramped in their, or that the top of
Vile's head would be sticking out of the bush, but inside they were standing in
front of opening of bushed maze, the top of the hedges were a least a head or
two above Vile's.
At first it was easy, just a foward walk, but about a
block or two in, there was a couple forks and the kids began to turn this way
and that along them. Then there was a jump, a turn, a duck and crawl, another
turn, jump, jump, duck, turn, turn,etc. In what seem to take an hour of
mauvering, they finally found them selves in the coming out of the chimmey in
the living room. "Weee'rrrrre heeeerrrreee." the children said.
Vile smirked and
walked around.
"nice place you guys have here"
He didn`t bother
memorising the route,if he ever had to use it he`d be with the kids.
R: Movie.
V:
What?
B: We want to watch a movie.
ES: This one. *Hold up a video
tape called "Frankentien."
R: No, this one. *holding "Wizard of
Oz."*
B: THIS ONE!! *holding "Neverending Story"*
Vile rubbed the back of his head,"umm...how about I pick out one?",he walked over to where they kept the videos,growling on seeing the star wars one,"that bloody boba...ah heres a good one,sure your parents wouldn`t mind if you watched some Mel Brooks,young Frankenstein,whats the verdict?...watch or dump?"
The kids gave Vile a blank stare, cocked their heads to one side and asked, "Who's Mel Brooks?"
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