The Twelve Days of Forwards

By Indianna

On the first day of Christmas my true friend sent to me:
a chain letter for good luck.

On the second day of Christmas my true friends sent to me:
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the third day of Christmas my true friends sent to me:
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the fourth day of Christmas my...friends...sent to me:
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the fifth day of Christmas somebody sent to me:
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the sixth day of Christmas some newbies sent to me:
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the seventh day of Christmas a poor sap sent to me:
7 sappy sayings
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the eighth day of Christmas some goofball sent to me:
8 urban legends
7 sappy sayings
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the ninth day of Christmas some...hero...sent to me:
9 lame petitions
8 urban legends
7 sappy sayings
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the tenth day of Christmas some doofus sent to me:
10 sick kid letters
9 lame petitions
8 urban legends
7 sappy sayings
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the eleventh day of Christmas some nutcase sent to me:
11 scary warnings
10 sick kid letters
9 lame petitions
8 urban legends
7 sappy sayings
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.

On the twelfth day of Christmas some *pinhead* sent to me:
12000 FORWARDS!
11 scary warnings
10 sick kid letters
9 lame petitions
8 urban legends
7 sappy sayings
6 virus warnings
5 cyber hugs!
4 friendship balls
3 prayer wheels
2 stupid jokes

and A CHAIN LETTER FOR GOOD LUCK!