By Harry Shaw, JR.

ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVIST LIBERATION FRONT

ARALF

THE TIME HAS COME TO END THE SUFFERING OF THE ANIMAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS BEING HELD CAPTIVE IN APPALLING AND DEGRADING CONDITIONS IN THE ABUSIVE CITIES OF THE WORLD.

WE MUST ALL ACT TOGETHER TO SAVE THESE POOR EXPLOITED HELPLESS CREATURES. THEY HAVE NEVER KNOWN THE JOY OF FREEDOM. THEIR MASTERS AT PETA,HSUS,ALF AND THE THOUSANDS OF OTHER SIMILAR GROUPS KEEP THEM WORKING AT DEGRADING JOBS OR HUSTLING MONEY ANY WAY THEY CAN, JUST SO THEY CAN GIVE THEIR MONEY AND WHAT FREE TIME THEY HAVE TO THE BENEFIT OF THE CON ARTISTS AND SWINDLERS THAT RUN THESE ORGANIZATIONS. THEY ARE BEING KEPT IN ABJECT IGNORANCE AND ARE CONSTANTLY BRAINWASHED WITH THE VEGETARIAN RELIGIOUS BELIEFS OF THEIR CAPTORS.. THIS ABUSIVE DIET LEADS TO THE LACK OF ANY ABILITY TO FORM INDEPENDENT OPINIONS.

THIS IS WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. WE MUST FIND HOME AREAS FOR THESE POOR CREATURES WHERE THEY CAN LIVE AS HUMANS HAVE LIVED FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS. IF ANY OF YOU CONCERNED SAVIORS KNOW OF A CAVE IN A REMOTE AREA WHERE THEY WILL NOT BE EXPOSED TO THE MODERN WORLD LET ME KNOW. WE CAN THEN BEGIN TO RESCUE THEM AND RELOCATE THEM TO THESE AREAS WHERE THEY CAN LIVE OUT THEIR DAYS IN TOTAL HAPPINESS. I REALIZE WE WILL BE BREAKING SEVERAL LAWS TO DO THIS SUCH AS KIDNAPPING AND UNLAWFUL RESTRAINT BUT IT IS OUR RIGHT TO BREAK ANY LAW NECESSARY TO ACHIEVE OUR NOBLE GOALS. JUST THINK HOW HAPPY THESE POOR CREATURES WILL BE WHEN THEY FINALLY ARE ABLE TO LIVE FREE, RUNNING NAKED THROUGH THE WOODS AND SCAVENGING FOR MEAT LEFT BY MORE ABLE PREDATORS.

ONE OTHER PROBLEM IS THAT AS THERE ARE ALREADY TOO MANY OF THEM WE WILL HAVE TO FIND A DOCTOR WHO WILL FURNISH US WITH LOW COST OR FREE NEUTERING SERVICES BEFORE THESE POOR CREATURES ARE SET FREE. WE CAN NOT LET THEM REPRODUCE AS WE ALL KNOW THE PROBLEMS OF ARA OVERPOPULATION.

SO LETS ALL JOIN TOGETHER FOR OUR NOBLE CAUSE AND PUT AN END TO THEIR SUFFERING.