From: "Jeff Hayes"
Q:Whats the difference between an honest PETA member and Mermaids?
A:Mermaids have been sighted
Q:How many PETA members does it take to put in a lightbulb?
A:None they enjoy being in the dark
Q: How do you keep a PETA member suspence?
A: put them in a round room and them to find the corner.
Q: What do you get if you cross a PETA member with a Pig?
A: Nothing - there are some things even a Pig wont do.
Q: How do you get a PETA member out of a tree?
A: Hand them a saw.
Q:Why did the PETA member cross the road?
A: He thought the chicken was about to be eaten after he crossed the road.
Q: What do PETA members and Snails have in common
A: Both can be tracked by following a Slime Trail
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Various contributions:
The official definition for PEta is:
They are also known as:
Pernicious Egocentric Twits of America
And finally for PETA foes:
I can only take credit for the last two. The others I got from some
mailing list and don't remember who originally posted them.
-Indianna
Subject: Some PETA Jokes
Date: Saturday, May 22, 2004 11:50 AM
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Provocateurs Envisioning Tasteless America
Politicos Eager to Appease
People for the Elitist Treatment of Animals
Pifflicated Emptyheads Trashing America (or Asia, Africa, Australia)
Petulant Ecological Terroristic Asinines
Parakeets for the Ethical Treatment of Anacondas
People Engaged in Total Absurdity
People Eager for Tons of Attention
Public Education's Thoughtless Alumni
People Enamored of Total Absurdity
Polar bears for Especially Tasty Activists
People Emancipating Thick-Witted Apes
People of the Enraged Triumvirate of Atheists
People Exempt from Thoughtful Analysis
People with Extra Terrestrial Addresses
Pinheads Espousing Total Asininity
People Endlessly Touting Absurdities
Populace for the Extermination of Terminal Airheads
People for the Elimination of Terrorist Action
People for the Ethical Termination of Asininity
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