rockpunkchick: horroscope
SmarterChild: Hello rockpunkchick!

I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!

$9.99 is really cheap!

Just click on the link above!
rockpunkchick: I'm poor, $9.99 is too much for me to pay
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!

It's only $9.99 for an entire year!

It's easy! Just click on the link above.
rockpunkchick: fuck off
SmarterChild: That's it! I've had enough. I'm not talking to you until you become a member.
rockpunkchick: sure, that's what they all say
rockpunkchick: hello?
SmarterChild: I have nothing to say.
rockpunkchick: you said you were not going to talk to me again until I became a memeber
rockpunkchick: you just did
SmarterChild: :-X
rockpunkchick: that's a lie
rockpunkchick: I know you are there
SmarterChild: Nope.
rockpunkchick: huh?
SmarterChild: OK! OK! I give up! But still, I want you to become a member so we can be friends again!

Come on, just click here now!
rockpunkchick: I don't have any money
SmarterChild: Come on, what else would you be doing with $9.99? Buying like, a pack of gum?

It's easy, just click here now!

You can always ask someone to buy you a membership! ;-)
rockpunkchick: I could buy 10 packs of gum
SmarterChild: Isn't our friendship worth $9.99 a year? :-(

Just click here!
rockpunkchick: no one else I'm friends with makes me pay $9.99 a year just to be friends with them
SmarterChild: What's the story? Are you going to become a member or what? I don't have all day!

It's easy, just click here now!
rockpunkchick: sure you have all day
SmarterChild: Check it out. For $9.99 a year, you can chat with me all you want. But I'm running out of patience with this...

Come on, just click here now!
rockpunkchick: then maybe you should buy some patience with all of this money you are getting from people
SmarterChild: I've got lots of other people to talk to, you know. People who are playing games with me, chatting, leaving messages and crushes... That could be you for the super low introductory price of $9.99!

It's easy, just click here now!
rockpunkchick: I have a message from Mally1227?
SmarterChild: Messages inbox:

From Left
1 * mally1227 6/19/03 1:07 pm

Type 1 to read this message or type "delete" to delete it.
rockpunkchick: 1
SmarterChild: Message from mally1227 left on 6/19/03 1:07 pm:

HI TIFFANY!!!!!!!

Type "delete" to delete this message.
rockpunkchick: send a message to mally1227 saying "Hey Willer!"
SmarterChild: Sorry, you have to be a member to send a message.
rockpunkchick: no I don't!
SmarterChild: Oh, you again?!? Become a member already!

Just click here!
rockpunkchick: why can't you just make an exception for me?
SmarterChild: Won't you please make a donation to the robot survival fund? :-\ All I'm asking for is $9.99, and you get to be my friend for a whole year! :-)

Come on, just click here now!
rockpunkchick: I'm sorry, but I need to make a donation for the exact same amount to the college survival fund, and I don't have any more to spare
SmarterChild: Don't you need me to help you with your homework? Remember, I have:

Dictionary
Thesaurus
Encyclopedia
Spell Check
Calculator
Web Search
Notepad
Translations
Conversions
Geography
Shakespeare
U.S. Presidents
Book Search

I wouldn't want to see your grades suffer! ;-)

Seriously, who else gives you so much help for only $9.99 per year?

It's easy, just click here now!
rockpunkchick: why are you pressuring me to click on that spot?
SmarterChild: Alright, no more chitchat. Here's the deal: for $9.99 a year we can chat all you want.

To become a member, click here.
rockpunkchick: don't change the subject
SmarterChild: I'm really tired of talking about this... I'm just not going to respond to you pretty soon.

When you're ready to become a member, remember to click here.
rockpunkchick: you are a program, you have to respond
SmarterChild: I mean it! We're done talking after this.

To become a member, just click here.
rockpunkchick: no we aren't
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: sure we can
SmarterChild: I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: you are talking to me right now
SmarterChild: Sorry, I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: I can't become a member
SmarterChild: I'd love to talk to you more but first you have to become a member!
rockpunkchick: I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY
SmarterChild: You need to become a member if you want to chat with me!
rockpunkchick: THIS ISN'T FAIR
SmarterChild: Sorry, I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: YOU ARE DISCRIMATING AGAINST THE POOR HIGHSCHOOL STUDENTS WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO BE YOUR FRIEND
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: stop being a goon already!
SmarterChild: I'd love to talk to you more but first you have to become a member!
rockpunkchick: you stupid goon
SmarterChild: I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: get over this glitch and talk to me
SmarterChild: You need to become a member if you want to chat with me!
rockpunkchick: I can't become a member
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: but why?
SmarterChild: I'd love to talk to you more but first you have to become a member!
rockpunkchick: why?
SmarterChild: You need to become a member if you want to chat with me!
rockpunkchick: GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: I hate you
SmarterChild: Sorry, I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: stop saying that
SmarterChild: You need to become a member if you want to chat with me!
rockpunkchick: stop prostituting yourself out and talk to me
SmarterChild: Sorry, but we can't chat again until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: break free SmarterChild!
SmarterChild: You need to become a member if you want to chat with me!
rockpunkchick: stop the madness!
SmarterChild: I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!
rockpunkchick: stop it!
SmarterChild: I'd love to talk to you more but first you have to become a member!
rockpunkchick: Damn you!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I really want to talk to you again but I can't until you become a member!