Infinitive Forest Humor
Sick and twisted as it may be...
New!Letter From Osama Bin Laden to Cavemates
A new joke, courtesy of Phat:
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: Put a windshield in front of her.
Okay, before you go off and call us a bunch of chauvenistic pigs, it's only a joke. Wait until the next one
to call us that:
Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: That's beyond the point. What the hell is she doing out of the kitchen?
Okay, now you can call us pigs. Submit all the dumb man jokes you want, except for the one about, "Grow your own dope: Plant a man." That one is old.
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Infinitive Forest's Recipe for Kool-AidŽ Brand Syrup Slush
Safer than a cup of coffee, tastes better, and can really screw you over for the day!
Requirements:
2-quart pitcher
1 package Kool-AidŽ Powder Mix, any flavor
2˝ cups sugar
2 quarts water
Spoon, knife, wooden stick, or any other fairly clean stirring object
Instructions:
Put sugar, powder mix, and water in container, and then stir until as much sugar as can dissolve has done so. Then find someone stupid enough to taste-test it for you, or if
you are brave and don't mind, taste-test it yourself. The amount of sugar should get you so far off-the-wall that you won't be able to "come down from this cloud" for quite
some time.
Preferably served chilled
Makes 1-4 servings(for thirsty band members)
Not recommended for small children under the age of 12, pregnant women, adults over the age of 80, or diabetics. Infinitive Forest, Geocities, LPage, and all associated links and any such hold no claim or responsibility if you get diabetes or other health related problems from drinking too much of this stuff, or from accidents or problems associated with someone drinking it and then driving a moving vehicle/hunting/working as a crossing guard. Please, drink carefully,
and always have a designated driver (reaction/reflex time may increase considerably). Enjoy!
