Kenneth Cheung's Alpha Phi Omega Universe

The worksheet concerning this speech is here.

Speech 10/28/2003
If you have seen you email yesterday, you already know that I sent answers to Worksheet #4. If you read what I wrote on the anwsers to the worksheet, you noticed that I tainted some answers to the worksheet questions. When I was typing the answers, I was not considering other's peoples feelings. I was trying to have fun while doing some work at the same time. Unfortunately, my fun came at the expense of others. And that is wrong. As for the "I hate Greeks. Why can't we be Romans?" statement, I was trying to be cynical. But apparently it backfired and some people took it seriously. My intention was not to attack Greek fraternities: that's what the newspaper's for. I was suggesting a lazy alternative because we use Roman letters all the time, but it was not meant to be serious. 
My intention is not to make you people feel bad. Because if you angry or sad, you get wrinkles, which would make you look older. And I do not want to accelerate your aging process because of my actions. Then you will have to spend unnecessary dollars on magical herbs or wrinkle cream or facelifts to regain your lost youth. And that's not good.
I could apologize everyone I offended individually, but that would take too long and I only have one minute. The bigger issue is my attitude to the fraternity in general. Overall, I have been overly critical of everything in sight. I must and will change my attitude. I would not want you to feel rejected because of my premeditated thoughtless actions. 
If you have any issues with me or if you want to know if you have any issues with me, feel free to see me outside after the meeting and we can settle this. I do not want to make enemies, so I must have been high on something when I was processing the worksheet.

01.08.2004