Ho Chi Minh
by William J. Duiker
(not a very good book, but a great man... described
by his enemy)
After stops in Singapore, Colombo and Port Said, the Amiral Latouche-Treville
docked in Marseilles harbor on July 6, 1911. Here Thanh received his wages
-- about ten francs, a sum barely adequate to feed and house him in a cheap
hotel for a few days -- and disembarked with a friend to get his first
glimpse of France. For the first time, he saw electric trams ("running
houses," as the Vietnamese then called them). For the first time, too,
he was addressed as "monsieur" when he stopped at a cafe on the city's
famous Rue Cannebiere for a cup of coffee. The experience inspired him
to remark to his friend: "The French in France are better and more polite
than those in Indochina." At the same time, he discovered that there was
poverty in France, just as there was in French Indochina. Then, as now,
Marseilles was a rough city, its streets filled with sailors, vagabonds,
merchants, and thieves of all races. Seeing prostitutes board the ship
to consort with the sailors, he remarked to his friend: "Why don't the
French civilize their compatriots before doing it to us?"
Prostitutes in the Theater
Promoters often wonder what the best way is to fill a theatre.
In the first half of the nineteenth century free admission for "women of
infamy" was the favorite method of assuring a full house. With a sizable
number of prostitutes inside, the paymg customers were not far behind.
And with paying customers came high ticket receipts for the theater.
Seating for the "ladies" was limited to the upper gallery of the auditorium.
This arrangement affected not only the rowdiness but the design and construction
of the house. Shouts and noises ernanating from the upper gallery often
bore little relation to the action on the stage. Back staircases leading
directly to the upper gallery began to be designed for many theaters, assuring
that good citizens merely out for the show would not have to enter or leave
by the same door as those going to work. This door also provided an easy
exit in case any theatergoers decided they were no longer interested in
watching the show.
If receipts were low, managers would sometimes send messengers directly
to a house of prostitution to distribute block tickets. This type of publicity
attracted even more girls than usual and brought scores of men eager to
pay money to get into the theater.
Occasionally, however, public pressure forced a theater manager to
close the upper gallery. Almost without fail, this reduced patronage and
profits. Many theatergoers were simply not interested in seeing only the
show that occurred onstage. At Boston's Tremont Theater, after one such
interdiction, "scarcely fifty persons were present."
Churchmen and "respectable" members of society despised the theater
and the upper gallery. According to the Reverend Phineas Densmore Gurley,
President Lincoln's assassination by the actor John Wikes Booth was God's
way of showing Americans the evil character and influence of the theater.
SOURCE: Claudia Johnson, "That Guilty Third Tier: Prostitution
in Nineteenth-Century American Theaters," American Quarterly, XXVII (December
1975), 581.
How to Make 36 Million without Really Trying
Everyone knows that the great magnates of the Gilded Age fleeced the public. Yet in many cases the public literally jumped at the chance to be cheated by a Rockefeller or a Gould. Henry Rogers and William Rockefeller once earned $36 million without investing a dime, simply because the public was willing to buy anything the men's names were associated with, regardless of its value. The fortune was made by "purchasing" the Anaconda Copper Company. Rogers and Rockefeller gave a $39 million check to Marcus Daly for Anaconda, with the understanding that Daly would hold the check and not cash it in for a short time. Next, with their own clerks as dummy directors, the two robber barons founded the Amalgamated Copper Company. Amalgamated's first move? The new company, with no assets, printed up stock and randomly valued it at $75 million. With this paper the company "bought" Anaconda from Rogers and Rockefeller. The two "entrepreneurs" then went to the bank and borrowed $39 million to cover their original check to Daly. The bank gladly agreed to use the Amalgamated stock as collateral. Next, of course, Rogers and Rockefeller sold the Amalgamated stock to the hungry public for $75 million cash. The bank loan was paid off with $39 million, leaving $36 million for the two partners. They also gained one copper company.
Millard Fillmore and the Bathtub
nation's two most advanced cities -- Philadelphia and Boston -- passed
laws against it. The Boston town fathers decreed that no one could take
a bath without the advice and consent of a doctor.
According to the story, opposition the bathtub remained strong until
1851, when Millard Fillmore -- described as "intrepid" -- ordered
one installed in the White House. After that bathing became fashionable.
For ten years Mencken watches in silent disbelief as his ridiculous
story passed the lips of millions of gullible Amercans. Finally, in May
1926, he revealed that the whole purported history was a pack of lies that
he had fabricated in 1917 "to sublimate and so make bearable the intolerable
libido of the war for democracy." He had not expected, he wrote, that anyone
outside of a few raving idiots would believe it.
About thirty newipapers, reaching almost 250 million people. printed
Mencken's confession of the bathtub hoax. But to his astonichment the story
would not die down. That June the Boson Herald, which had published Mencken's
disclosure three weeks before under the title "The American People Will
Swallow Anything." published the original story as a news item.
Again Mencken wrote that the whole thing was a fake, but to no avail.
A few months later Scribner's Magazine printed the old story as
fact. In the 1930s someone wrote a whole book based on Mencken's spoof,
and in the early 1970s a prize-winning historian related the discredited
facts in his widely acclaimed trilogy on the American experience. In the
middle 1970s the story made its way into the comprehensive multivolume
Dictionary of American History.
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