You Might be Cajun If:


To you a "Coonass" is that little round hole under a coon's tail.
You consider gravy a beverage.
You think the Fantastic Four are: ,,, John Folse, Paul Prudhomme, Justin Wilson & Tony Chachere.
You see a Revival Tent and think "Festival."
You know the meaning of KEEYAW!
You think "Damn Yankees" live north of Bunkie.
You have had beignets & cafe al late for breakfast.
You boat has more horse power than your car.
You start all yoor cookin' with a roux.
You use a Gill net for tennis, volleyball, & badminton.
You greet your friends with" A EEEE"!
Any of your dessert recipes call for Jalapenos.
You use your pirogues to protect newly planted tomatoes.
Watching "Wild Kingdom" inspires you to write a cookbook.
You think a lobster is a crawfish on steroids.
You add Tabasco to 5-alarm Texas chili.
To you,the four seasons are onions, celery, bell pepper & garlic.
You have an "envie" for something instead of a craving.
You pass up a trip to Europe to go to the Breaux Bridge Crawfish Festival.
If you call winter time, gumbo weather.
You think the head of The United Nations is Boudreaux-Boudreaux Guillory
Your favorite TV talk show is "Okra Winfrey"
None of your potential vacation destinations are north of the Old Mississippi River Bridge
Your dog thinks the bed of your pickup is his kennel
You give up tabasco for lent.
You let your black coffee cool, and find it has jelled.
You can pronounce "Atchafalaya & Delcambre".
You look at a rice field and know how much gravy is needed to cover it.
Your mom starts the rice and asks "what do you want for dinner?".
Your gourmet recipes include the words"deep fat fried".
If your "other white meat" is frog legs or alligator.
The national anthem starts off," Jambalaya, crawfish pie, filet gumbo".
You stand up & put your hand over your heart when you hear it played
Grits are yoor most favorite breakfast.
Modem is something done to grass.
A mouse pad is a home for Mickey & Minnie.
A screen helps keep the bugs off the porch.
On line is where you stay during a field sobriety test.
Backup is what you do when you see a skunk in the woods.




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