Joys of Aging


I've become quite a frivolous gal. I'm seeing five gentlemen
every day. As soon as I awake, Will Power helps me out of bed.
When he leaves I go see John. Then Charley Horse comes along
and when he is here, he takes up a lot of my attention. When
he leaves, Authur Ritis shows up and keeps me company for the
rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very
long so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy
day, I'm really tired and ready to go to bed with Ben Gay.
And I'll do it again tomorrow!

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