Sin Alley

Back during the Great Depression, there wasn’t any money to speak of.  You had to either raise what you needed or trade for it.  Cream was the only thing that you could sell for money.   Every Saturday morning, every body loaded up their cream on a wagon or cart of some kind, and took it to Morgan town to sell. 

The cream factory had to test the cream to see how much butter fat and so forth was in your cream.  Then about 3 o’clock they would start issuing “Cream Checks.”  Every Saturday, preachers would go to town and grab a corner. They’d preach on that corner all day long.  If you didn’t like what this preacher was saying, you just moved on down to the next corner. 

Wood whittling was another thing people did to pass the time while they were waiting on their cream check.  If you was an amateur, you just picked up any kind of old stick to whittle on. But others took their wood whittling more serious.  The top whittlers gathered in an alley called “Sin Alley.”  To be in this group, you could only whittle on a piece of Cedar. 

People would ask you where you got your piece Cedar from?  It couldn’t be just a piece of Cedar you found around the house.  Oh no, it had to come from some place far off or hard to get to.  Like the very top branch of Cedar tree hanging out over a cliff.  Otherwise you had to whittle your stick someplace else.  Sin Alley had certain standards to keep up. 

There was a certain way you had to whittle, you couldn’t just come in there and start hacking  off a bunch of chips.  You must start at one  end of the stick and take a strip off the full length of the stick - which had to be a  minimum of one foot, but couldn’t be longer than two.  The sharper the knife- the more times the strip of wood would curl up when you shaved it off. Contests were often held, and   who ever had the most curls in the strip they shaved off - won the contest. 

Sin Alley got its name after it was told; that two men struck a deal in that alley to trade wives. One man had a young pretty wife and the other one had a wife way up in years and not very good to look at.  “One young pretty wife for
one old ugly wife and a 22 riffle plus a good hunting dog and two boxes of shells.”  Good Christian folks always stayed as far away from that alley as they possibly could.  Even going near there was considered to be a sinful act. 

A stranger came to town one Saturday, he stopped on the corner and listened a while to that preacher.  Then he slowly moved on down the street and listened to each of the others for a while.  But what he really needed was a hair cut, so he asked directions to the nearest barber shop.  On his way there he passed by an alley that smelled strongly of Cedar, thinking that maybe a big furniture factory was at the other end - he walked down the alley to take a look. At the end of the alley, he came across twelve men sitting around whittling. The stranger said; With all these wood shavings laying around, you’d think Noah was down here building another Ark or is this where Joseph the carpenter has his shop? 

The twelve men wasn’t very happy to see him and all they wanted him to do, was leave.  But how do you get a preacher to leave, especially one bold enough to walk down this alley in the first place?  One of them said; Your wasting your time down here preacher, go find yourself a nice corner with a good shade to preach on. 

The preacher said; Well I didn’t come down here to preach, but its nice to know you're all in good standing with the Lord and don’t need preached to.  This gives me a chance to sit down and rest a while.  I’ve been known to whittle a little myself from time to time.  Then he pull out some little crosses that he had  made by whittling. 
                           
 


They asked what kind of wood was the crosses made from?  The preacher said; Dogwood,  just like the cross they nailed Jesus to. That's why the Dog wood tree grows so small now. Dog wood use to grow as big as an Oak tree does. But it was cursed to grow small and twisted, so it could never be used that way again. The
men said; That's a very nice story preacher,       but you still can’t whittle dogwood in this   alley.  They went on to explain all the rules they had to whittle in Sin Alley. 

The preacher said; Well if that's all it takes, I picked up this little piece of Cedar about 30 miles back.  Then the preacher reached into his pack and pulled out a stick of Cedar, it was the right length and everything. By their own rules, the preacher was able to join them whittling in the alley.  The men just shook their heads, because they knew this preacher wasn’t leaving until he was good and ready to go. 

Then the men pulled out a jug of moonshine and started passing it around.  They asked the preacher if he wanted to hit the jug?  The preacher said; You know the first miracle Jesus done, was turning water into wine.  But moonshine is much too dangerous to use for drink.  I buried two brothers a few weeks ago, they were cooking down a batch of mash and standing by the still when it blew up. 

Very sad, I’d been talking to those boys for years about the Lord and I don’t see how anybody can go to sleep at night - knowing Satan has you by the shirt tail.  The brothers talked about being saved before too long, but they put it off - maybe just one day or one hour too long.  But sometimes one second is too
long.  Now Satan is cooking them down over the fires of Hell.  Everybody in Hell becomes a true believer the moment they get there.  Ever church in the world would be full today, if everybody spent last night in Hell. 

Another man said; Well if some of the people I know - that goes to church all the time - if they make it to Heaven, than I don’t have anything to worry about.  The preacher said; What do you think would happen.  If you went to another town, where nobody knew you.  And you went up to the biggest and nicest house in that town and knocked on the door.  When the owner of the house came to the door - you
say; I know you don’t know me or anything, but I’m going to be living here with you from now on.  Eating your food and enjoying everything you have.  But don’t expect me to help out or anything. You just take care of me OK? 

The man said; I’d get run off before you could even blink an eye, that's what would happen if I tried that !  The preacher said; What is the Lord going to say if you try to get in Heaven under these same conditions?  The man said; I guess I couldn’t get in there either.  The preacher said; The only other place to go
after you die is Hell, but don’t worry - in Hell, they’ll let anybody get in..... but nobody ever gets to leave. 

The first man said; I thought you wasn’t going to preach?  The preacher said; That wasn’t preaching, just idle conversation - I’ll be giving a good sermon tomorrow.  The man said; Tell us where that will be - so we’ll be sure and not go there!  The preacher said; When they don’t come to hear the word - you bring the word to them.  I’ll be preaching right here in this alley Sunday, Jesus can save you in an alley as well as in a church. 

Written By: Johnny Lee Hall 


In His Mercies,

Becky