QUOTES;
alex "dirk lance" katunich
the band, brandon, chris, mike, jose, ben
"Ultimately, the only thing that matters is, is there integrity in your music? Are you really proud of what you do? The fact that you have bitchin' abs is completely irrelevant."
MTV Interview
"My philosophy is: if I’m going to a bar to have drinks with my friends, I could have naked women or I could NOT have naked women."
MTV Diary
"It'll be a while before we bring anything new out or tour again. So find music you love and respect but don't give up on us. We'll be back soon."
To a group of fans waiting around by the tour bus after the Jackson 10/25/02 concert
"Yes, that’s true, but sometimes you just want a girl who will sit on a bottle."
Rolling Stone after being told he should ‘feel lucky that certain female fans are into their music for the art as opposed to the glamour’
"With creative editing, I hit a strike everytime!"
Diary, followed by edited clips of him ‘hitting strikes everytime’ while bowling with friends
"In the words of Cube, ‘today was a good day!’"
Diary, on his day off hanging with his friends
"Playing an award show is kinda like playing a high school prom. Huge Party. Lots of celebrities. Pretty girls. Handsome guys. And nice shoes."
Diary, on award shows
"Yeah, Kilmore's pretty Amish"
after Kilmore said he was from Pennsylvania, Loveline interview
"We did a lottery for bedrooms. Somehow the singer ended up with the master bedroom. It must've been rigged"
on living in the Malibu mansion, Revolver magazine
Q: what was it that told you guys that you needed to add a turntable to the line-up?
Dirk: "A little bird. We've since eaten him"
Launch.com Webchat, 1998
Q: Are any of you married? Or have children?
Dirk: "I don't know."
Launch.com Webchat, 1998
Q: dirk, since you perp a porno name, are you well endowed?
Dirk: "Not particularly. Hence inflating my self-image with a better name. But if you tell anybody else about that, I'll beat you up. That's just between you and me, you know."
"Brandon and I used to fight almost every day because I was not a morning person. First thing in the morning, don't greet me with a smile and a 'Hi! How are ya!' For, like, two years nonstop he would do that. I was like, 'Oh my God, you've got to be deliberately doing this to drive me crazy!'"
Spin, 2001
"You ever see the look on someone's face when you ask them a pop quiz question and they have no idea because they didn't study? So Carson's like 'You know Incubus, right?' and she's like I didn't know this was going to be on the test...so she just smiled. What else does she need to do?"
Dirk, on meeting Britney Spears during TRL, Loveline interview
"We've sold Our souls to Satan."
To Jon Norris, on their chances of 'Drive' winning 'MTV Video of the Year'
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