More dead babies than you can shake a rattle at!

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: One, if you throw it hard enough

Q: What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies?
A: I don't have a porsche in my garage

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit tied to a tree

Q: What's red and squirms in the corner?
A: A baby with a razorblade

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby with a ziploc bag

Q: What's green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby, two weeks later

Q: What's red and hangs from teh ceiling?
A: A baby on a meat hook

Q: What's red, bubbly and claws at the window?
A: A baby in a microwave

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork

Q: What's worse than a truck full of dead babies?
A: a live one at the bottom, trying to eat its way out

Q: Why'd the baby cross the road?
A: because it was stapled to the chicken

Q: What's funnier than 20 babies in a dumpster?
A: 1 baby in 20 dumpsters

Q: What's pink and red and can't go through revolving doors?
A: A baby with a javenlin in its head

Q: What's red an silver and bumps into walls?
A: A baby with forks in its eyes

Q: What's pink and orange and spins really fast?
A: A baby in a blender

Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: To see the expression on its face