MSN chat quotes
Anyone who talks to me on msn knows i say some crazy shit so im gonna post it here. Mine will always be the screen name with the star.
*I beat the internet! The end guy is hard says:
i sent you granny porn dont open it until ur alone
*[23:46:52] isn't it ir..: hihi
[23:47:05] Broken Dr..: heeey penis breath
[23:47:34] Broken Dr..: :P
*[23:50:03] isn't it ir..: ill have you know my breath smells more like
vagina than penis!
[23:50:53] Broken Dr..: :O
[23:50:54] Broken Dr..: lies
*[23:51:10] isn't it ir..: i speak only the truth
*[19:22:20] I kill old ..: i have been informed that you have a copy of
mein kampf
[19:22:46] Peter: yes, it is true, are you also a follower of the
great one?
*[19:56:51] I kill old ..: oh man, i just realized i have to fucking
wake up early to get to wc :@ this makes me want to
masterbate
*[22:20:14] when you gr..: oysters are like pussie
[22:21:34] No school's..: ummm, try sticking your dick in one
*[22:26:36] when you gr..: what makes u think i ahvent tried alreads
[22:28:15] No school's..: i don't know...where would you get an
oyster?
*[22:28:21] when you gr..: mandarin
[22:32:20] No school's..: a dead one doesn't count that's gross
*[22:33:34] when you gr..: funny thats what the waiter said to me too
*[15:42:27] There's a d..: 'ever seen the back of a twenty dollar
bill?'
'ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill on weed?'
[15:42:39] Shagreeno Q..: no... why?
*[15:42:51] There's a d..: blast you!
*[17:36:01] isn't it ir..: dont go around claiming youre me, it might
not go over so well when employers do background checks.
Also hot women may throw themselves at you ;)
*Is slush a type of snow or a quality of it? says:
kool, what do u do there?
= stupidity says:
corral kids
*clothes can only get in the way of what could possibly be a good time says:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NYOMNUE&key=RVU
57.37 ppd says:
i don't trust you
57.37 ppd says:
lol yeah he did
57.37 ppd says:
but he mentioned it at the wrong time
57.37 ppd says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
57.37 ppd says:
MY EYES
57.37 ppd says:
I'M GOING TO STAB YUO IN THE FACE THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU
57.37 ppd says:
FUCK
*clothes can only get in the way of what could possibly be a good time says:
lol im sorry here look at this instead
*clothes can only get in the way of what could possibly be a good time says:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=NYOMNUE&key=RVU
57.37 ppd says:
THAT'S THE SAME ONE
*I get wet when i know that you're dyin' i get wet without even tryin' says:
DIE!!!!!!!
Soosington Van Cone says: :'(
Of course everyone loves a hard-worker, they do all the work for them says:
would having sex with a dead person be rape?
Of course everyone loves a hard-worker, they do all the work for them says:
because they're not consenting
*Positive reinforcement in a child's life only leads to communism says:
no it would be necrophelia
Of course everyone loves a hard-worker, they do all the work for them says:
exactly
*Positive reinforcement in a child's life only leads to communism says:
not as fun as rape because the victim doesnt struggle
brandon_ritcey@hotmale.com {off to cottage for weekend, see you when i get back} says:
huh?
*THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!!! says:
confused?? the story of your sexuality...
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says:
sometimes i have sex with children
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says:
does that make me a bad person?
Rothman, Adam Rothman (BBQ Today) says:
boys or girls
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says:
boys
*Heaven knows it's high time, i've been waiting on my own for too long says:
no, that just makes me catholic