The amazing Cockman
Scene 1
A woman with large breasts and a skinny waist in a silver jump suit is working at a desk, the whole room Is cement. The back of the room has a door with a window, its glowing green behind the window. Above the door it says “Reactor”. There is a shelf with numerous bottles of glowing stuff on it beside the reactor door. The left wall has a plain door. The woman works for a few seconds then there is a knock at the door, the woman goes over and opens the door. There is a strong repair man in blue overalls holding a toolbox.
Bruce: Hi, I’m here to fix the reactor
Dixy: Yes, I've been waiting for you, right this way
Dixy leads Bruce to the reactor, she opens the door and he bends over. She looks at his ass and starts touching her breasts. A few seconds pass and then Bruce gets up and turns around.
Bruce: Alright, all fixed, now if you can just sign this receipt I’ll be on my way
Dixy: Oh about your payment, the government has made budget cuts, we can’t afford to pay you.
Bruce: I really need to get some… some money that is.
Dixy: well I do know one way I can pay you…
Fade out
Cue porn music
Fade in, Dixy is on her knees sucking Bruce’s dick, both are naked, Bruce is leaning on the shelf with the bottles of goo. Bruce is making the standard moaning noises. The shelf breaks under his wait and the bottles fall on Dixy’s head.
Director(offscreen): CUT!
Bruce: Fuck! She bit my cock!
Dixy: Ow! it burns!
Director walks onscreen
Director: of course it burns, it’s real depleted uranium!
Dixy coughs some goo up
Dixy: Real uranium? Why would you use real uranium?
Director: For realism, get over it! Both of you take five, clean up and we’ll keep shooting when you get back.
Both walk towards camera and to the left until off screen, fade out.
Scene 2
Bruce’s dressing room. Standard dressing room mirror on the right wall lights on the sides of the mirror, for on each side. Makeup counter. Bruce is sitting in a chair, he’s wearing a robe his hands are inside the robe and he’s moving them a round, he’s looking down at his dick.
Bruce: Dammit! This bite mark is huge!
Cut to close up of dick with fingers on it, large horizontal cut on the top of the shaft.
Bruce(offscreen): I hope this doesn’t leave a scar
Cut starts to shrink and eventually disappears
Cut back to Bruce in robe
Bruce: What the hell? Ohh I suddenly don’t feel so well
Moves hands to hold stomach
Bruce: ohhh it hurts so bad!
Falls off chair onto knees, hunches over breathes heavily for a few seconds then bursts up and growl/screams, head transformed into large dick. Bruce starts to glow green
Bruce: arrrgggggghhhhhh
Gets up
Bruce: what the? Who put that green light bulb there?
Takes green light bulb out of socket
Bruce looks in mirror
Bruce: Oh my god! What the fuck is going on?
Assistant(offscreen): 1 minute Bruce, don’t be late!
Bruce looks around around the makeup table top and spots superman glasses* puts them on and goes out the door
Scene 3
Back on the set, backround from scene one is a little smaller and at the back, there are cameras around and a few directors chairs. Bruce is standing with the director.
Director: Did you brush your hair differently or something Bruce?
Bruce: err… yeah, yeah I did, I hope you don’t mind
Director: where the hell is Dixy?
Bruce: I’ll go get her
Bruce walks off screen
Scene 4
Bruce walks down a hallway and knocks on a door, waits a few seconds and knocks again waits a few seconds
Bruce: Dixy? Are you in there we need you back on set we’re ready to continue
Silence, cut to view behind bruce standing infront of door, door opens room is empty curtains are blowing in the wind of open window. Fade out
Scene 5
Still black screen white letters fade in “six months later”. Fade in pan up Chrysler building, cut to a large dark office. Beautiful woman sitting on a couch, pan up her body while she talks. Face is hidden by shadows.
Cunt girl: Now that I have lots of money my business ventures which cant be explained I can finally kill Bruce Parker and get my revenge on him!
Camera stops on hidden face, cunt girl leans forward a little her face comes into view to show her cunt face, she’s wearing glasses. She start to laugh evilly. Fade out
Cunt girl: Dammit my nose is bleeding again, where’d I put that box of tampons?
credits